ik the tweet is almost definitely bait but what are the odds of BLG ardiis happening?
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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
June 14, 2023. 5:45 PM
The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I pressumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited wait too long, you bastard. Way too long! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an inured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.
The end
Ending theme song:
Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara
Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?
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The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I presumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited way too long, you bastard. Way too long! You bloody bastard! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an injured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.
The end
Ending theme song:
Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara
Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?
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