sigh Hello! Don't you think pokemon was so much fun before?
Before:
Welcome to the world of Pokemon! Nidorino cry
What is your name?
Me: Simp!
This is my grandson, what his name again?
Me: Braindead
Oh yes! He is braindead!
Walks to lab:
Braindead: The Prof not here!
Walks to grass
Oak: HEY! DANGROUS HERE GO HERE
Me: Pick Charmander
YEY!! I'M HAPPY!
Even pokemon battles bro, before:
Do you want to learn Swords Dance? It does 0 damage btw
Me: HELL NO GET THAT SHT OFF MY FACE!!!
Now:
Do you want to learn Swords Dance?
Me: Hmmm... hypothetically I could probably lose Bug Buzz since Heracross is a physical attacker. Swords Dance is a good move to boost my physical attack and I can have a boost that can potentially one hit enemies. Especially if I'm holding a flame orb? Oh yeah my heracross who has a guts ablity will have field day! Let's gooo!!!
Even trading! before:
Me: Hey do you want to trade? I really need a Gengar, I can give you my Charizard!
Friend: Sure bro let's do it! We're friends after all ^_^
Now:
Me: Hey do you want to trade? I have a Shiny Primarina that has 5IV -attack. It has modest ability and is EV trained 252 Sp. Attack, 112 Def and 144 HP.
Friend: Sure! Will you accept my shiny Garchomp-
Me: Nah shiny garchomp is sht
Friend: Okie :(((
Even the gimmicks were simpler! Before:
Me: Today I will build a team around Mega Beedrill! Yay Mega evolution really improved pokemon competitive and it's so much fun now!
Now:
Me: Wtf is a crystalized?!
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