Poem thread

ItsMeDio loves Sentinels, they are his favorite squad
He watches every match they play, he never misses a shot
He likes Sacy the most, he thinks he's very cool
He plays like him in Valorant, he tries to follow his rule
He respects their legacy, how they conquered the world
He was there when TenZ was on fire, the best player ever heard

He knows their journey, how they joined the scene
He remembers when Derke joined, and made them a dream team
He saw him shine in Reykjavik, and carry them to glory
He hopes he'll keep on fragging, and write more history
He calls himself mrGoudas, a faithful supporter
He follows them on social media, he's always in their order

since_beta loves Fnatic, they are his joy and pride
He watches every match they play, he never leaves their side
Fnatic are his passion, he admires them so much
He enjoys their gameplay, their style and their touch
He admires how they fight, with courage and skill
He celebrates every comeback, every trophy, every thrill

they're funny tho

He goes by the name of meyournightmare
He loves to play Valorant with flair
He cheers for the team called NAVI
And his favorite player is Shao, the savvy
He says he is chad, he has no fear
He aims like a pro, he has no peer
He shoots like a beast, he has no mercy
He wins like a boss, he has no worry

Tanmayyy loves to watch Valorant
He cheers for EDG with passion
He admires their skill and talent
And their style and fashion
His favorite player is ZmjjKK
A sharpshooter from China
He follows every match they play
He knows their stats and history
He supports them all the way
And hopes they achieve victory

Dumpero loves Team Liquid with all his heart
He follows their Valorant journey from the start
He was sad when ScreaM and Nivera left the team
They were his idols and his dream
But he was also happy when nAts and Redgar joined the squad
They were former Gambit stars and very hot
Dumpero still roots for Sayf as his favorite player
He thinks he is a slayer and a savior
Dumpero hopes to see Team Liquid win the EMEA league
He believes in their talent and spirit

Thebe thinks Ardiis is not so good
His Raze is horrible, he should
Improve his skills or change his role
Or else he'll drag his team to a hole
He admires Crashies and his plays
He always saves the day with clays
He thinks Victor is a beast
But he lost to Leviatan in the East

He was so happy when they beat Sentinels
They humiliated their old rivals Sacy and Pancada
They showed them who's the boss in the West
They proved they are the best

Jdang_SG's favorite player is Jingg
The sharpshooter with a deadly swing
He thinks Something is a good addition
He brings more skill and ambition
He feels sad for Jingg and F0rsakeN
Their performance has fallen since Copenhagen
They were second best in the world
But now they seem to be unfurled
He still believes in Paper Rex
He thinks they can bounce back and flex

Greydaze's favorite player is Nats, the master of the cypher
He admires his skill, his vision and his traps
But Gambit is not the same, they lost their glory and their fame
They were the champions of Berlin, they beat the best teams in the scene
And Nats is not the best anymore, there's someone better in his role
A Brazilian player named Less, He makes Nats look like a mess

Shopify Rebellion is not so great
They lose a lot and disappoint their fans
They struggle to qualify and participate
In tournaments where they face better clans
Who the fuck is bdog? Some people ask
He's not that famous or impressive
He's just a mediocre player with a mask
Stigma_ should find a better team to support
One that can actually win and compete
Shopify Rebellion is nothing but a joke and a sport
For other teams to mock and defeat

DSG is a team that wants to win
They have some players with skill and aim
But they need someone who can make a difference
Someone who can set the game on fire and flame
That someone is Yay, the former C9 star

Will Yay be able to lift DSG up?
Will he lead them to glory and fame?
Or will he struggle and give up?
And regret his decision and feel shame?

I was a delusional fan of OpTic Gaming
I cheered for them in every match
But my favorite player was Marved
He was the one who made me watch
He played Omen like a master
He smoked and flashed with skill
He followed FNS's orders
He made the enemies stand still

There once was a guy named DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
Who loved to post chicken emojis on a forum called vlr
He thought he was witty and cool
But everyone else thought he was a fool
He didn’t care about valorant or the pro scene
He just wanted to spam his poultry meme

There once was a fan named Frogzay
Who loved to watch NRG play
His favorite player was S0m
A former CS:GO pro who was awesome

But one day he saw a sad sight
S0m was humiliated by Tuyz in a fight
The controller from Loud was too strong
And S0m couldn't do anything wrong

And soon enough, S0m bounced back
He showed his skills and his knack
He played well in every match
And made his enemies go scratch

Frogzay was happy and proud
He shouted his support out loud
He knew that S0m was the best
And NRG would beat the rest