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Skuba

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#1
Pengu12

Feel bad for him no???

Def has the ability to play in a strong t2/t1 team but instead is with OXG who currently are mid but Bonkar could work wonders

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Okoretro
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I believe in GODKAR

#3
Kezyyz
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GODKAR

#4
ItsMeDio
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GODKAR supremacy

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Kuuga
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If GODKAR has million number of fans i am one of them. if GODKAR has ten fans i am one of them. If GODKAR has only one fan and that is me. if GODKAR has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth

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fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him.

rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.

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SEN_FAN335 [#6]

fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him.

rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.

Is that a copypasta or do u have too much free time??

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Pengu12 [#7]

Is that a copypasta or do u have too much free time??

i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”

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SEN_FAN335 [#8]

i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”

w

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unknown_trash
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sp0rtsman [#9]

w

credit must go to ciro for this outstanding bonkar copypasta

#11
NuclearNick
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With as talented as he is, Skuba will get a chance at T1 for sure. Its just a matter of time

#12
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everyone just chill till reduxx gets on oxg boutta be insane

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