everyone is ready

everyone is ready, to simply say that "there are no woods near me" is but an excuse, you can go piss in a forest, you're ready stop making excuses

what

this dude is obsessed with pissing in the woods

why do you keep telling people to piss in the forest
This is like the 5th thread
I have done it before it’s cool but you say it too much… too much

I went to nearby forest last summer but it was full of mosquitos so it wasn't fun

when I was 6 my mom held me behind the dumpster and I took a piss cause I couldn't hold it

One time when I was pissing on a tree a mouth 👄 just formed exactly where my piss was landing. It told me “thank you” after I was done and faded back into the tree bark

I take my dog outside late at night before bed.

My dog pisses on the grass and I piss on the neighbor's bushes.