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#1
Netero

I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary.

I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut fuck up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

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Sushi_
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touch grass

#3
babysasuke
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isnt it eren yeager?

#4
moatz
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babysasuke [#3]

isnt it eren yeager?

no this is the one from naruto

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babysasuke
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moatz [#4]

no this is the one from naruto

you mean misato?

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babysasuke [#5]

you mean misato?

They look the same. I might've gotten confused

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PurpleHyacinth
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babysasuke [#5]

you mean misato?

that's from Fullmetal Alchemist, not Naruto

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GreyDaze
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Dear God

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Shigeo
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Survey Corps, and I've been involved in numerous secret attacks on Titans, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Three Dimensional Maneuvering Gear and I'm the top soldier in the entire Paradis Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another Marleyan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this upside-down Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through P A T H S? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Titan Shifters across Paradis and your Marleyan blood is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Rumbling, maggot. The Rumbling that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with dual-wield blades. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the New Eldian Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Ramzi'd, kiddo.

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You know what, it's completely right that You can pinpoint the exact fucking panel where all of this went to fucking shitter. The fucking Annie eating pie panel. At that moment Connie says some stupid fucking shit and they reunite with her despite the last thing that Annie did before going into a fucking crystal was murdering civillians and trying to kill the survey corps. After that the fucking avengers assemble moment is literally the single cringiest thing I've seen in any manga, not because there aren't cringier mangas out there, but when You put it in contrast with Declaration of War, fuck it, ANY OTHER PANEL before that chapter it's better, the contrast is just so unimaginably big that it's impossible not to physically feel pain whenever You see it. And ok, at this point You're still on hopium and copium "There's no way Isayama can fail us this hard, there will be a comeback". That's the first mistake. But ok, the manga continues, there were actually decent chapters after this, they pointed out the hypocrisy and straight up idiocy of the cringevergers, alliance, whatever the fuck You want to call them. So You think "what was I afraid of, Isayama can finish his fucking manga that he's been writing for 11 years at this point". That's another mistake. There is no fall without getting to a high place and what a high place it was. Then it starts to crumble. You see Floch get bodied by an older woman. But You bear with it. You see everyone saving each other at a perfect moment with perfect unison despite their team being formed a day ago. But You bear with it. You see Falco transforming into a titan for the first time and helping in the exact perfect moment, before going berserk for a while, but despite the fight still going on, they're still able to recover him, without injuries at that. But You bear with it.You see Gabi a literal kid being the only good shot in the entirety of their crew, with 2 superhumans and several titan shifters and other adults who have been trained and tested by warfare for years. But You bear with it. You see the Rumbling already destroying half the fucking continent and them still hoping for peace with the rest of the world not being pointed out as ridiculous and wishful thinking. But You bear with it. You see Armin and Annie having a crash on each other and telling each other they're good people while blushing. But You bear with it. You see the deaths of 2 of the better characters that are left. But You bear with it. You see some new character spout out some pathetically cheesy speech on how if they ever survive, they won't live based on hate. But You bear with it. You see them fighting hundreds of titan shifters with the only casualty being Levi's leg, which the last time that happened put him out of comission for an entire arc. But You bear with it. You see that after all the effort and actual sacrifice it took the alliance to get to Eren on the plane Falco figures out that he can fly(and he does so perfectly on the first try, the second time he ever transformed) because of a random flashback from nowhere and appears with Annie and Gabi in the exact right moment to rescue the rest and give them new hope and to and I fucking quote "repay Kiyomi's kindness". But You bear with it. You see Gabi just mention "well Founder must be the centipede I saw for one second some time ago" at the last second like it's fucking nothing. But You bear with it. You see them comically trying to find a running okapi of all things. But You bear with it. You see Zeke playing with sand in the paths. But You bear with it.

Then You read the 137 leaks. You read that Armin just convinces Zeke to die to save the world, he does so, by waving to get killed by Levi, Isayama pretends it's a satisfying ending to his and Levi's arc. You start to cry. Gabi still being the only person that can shoot a target just shoots the okapi rescuing Armin. You cry louder. The Titans stop right after Zeke's death despite royal blood having been abolished as a thing necessary for Ymir to do anything just a few chapters ago. You run out of tears. You see the panel where Armin is being supported by ghosts of people including EREN FREE THE ELDIA NO MATTER WHAT KRUGER. You start contemplating suicide. You see titans KNEELING before Armin. You start readying the rope. You see Eren's head blown off. You step on the gallows.

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