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God is dead

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#1
Faraday

I wake up to now all three EMEA team into playoffs and the queen is dead. Today truly is a sad day, can we end this tournament already so we can start franchsing

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VAL_OMEGALUL_RANT
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Not listening to meyournightmare’s godsent takes once could be explained by naivety, but twice? I might be retarded; I was unable to learn from my previous mistake, for this I am truly sorry.
EMEA is undisputedly the best regions. SA, NA, and the rest of APAC/EA are dogshit. These are the facts, I always pretended that APAC was good because I pitied them, just like the special ed kids at school; the truth is I’m a false flagger.

I was meyournightmare’s alt for braindead meme takes, I only put New Zealand flag + PRX flair because I thought everyone would know it was a joke because of how delusional it was that they could win anything and NZ is an embarrassment. It seems some truly believed APAC could win, I’m sorry to those people for not having full brain function. If you want to see my real and correct opinions look at meyournightmare.
I wrote that meme team PRX would do better than the goated TEAM LIQUID and for this I truly and deeply apologise, even if this was a meme opinion account it was too far and disrespected the best team in the world and might’ve made people believe PRX had a chance.

Finally, in case anyone didn’t realise I have no life, my life is falling apart, got fired from my job for being VLR on the job, girlfriend left me because in her words I cared more about VLR then her + couldn’t make her cum, and I got banned from my university campus for the restraining order (unrelated to VLR).
‘The future is now old man, and PRX is that future’

I must stop going on VLR to get my life back in order, please anyone who sees me post, spam this link to remind me that I am a sad person who must leave.
Thank you all who followed me through this journey.

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wsnek
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insane rant not reading

#4
Faraday
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My penis is tiny. Microscopic even. Quite possibly the smallest in the world. When I flashed a woman she laughed. This has lead me to get inferiority complex and to compensate I try to act smarter then I am and tell people they are wrong. I bring this to your attention reader because I foolishly claimed EDG was dogshit and would get shit on after everyone was high on them after they dominated ONS. For this I am sorry, to those I offended and those who had to listen to someone as unintelligent as myself.
Mr. meyournightmare tried to warn me, he did so with the patients of a saint but I was young and headstrong, I mistook his tranquil, thoughtful nature for spinelessness and weakness. In truth I hadn't even watched the EDG game against ONS, I only said that because my parents didn't love me and I am a attention seeker. However more then that, I also wanted to feel superior to other people by saying something that goes against the narrative. I wasn't a sheep yet by holding the opinion purely because that was opposite to the mainstream narrative I was also on a leash, just a different kind.
OCE is an awful region. The original post was about how china was overrated after 1 game and will shit the bed just like OCE did , this was written because I didn't want to admit that OCE is the worst region, worse then every other region. I was hoping China would become a laughing stock to distract from OCE failure. I am sorry to all Chinese fans, moving forward I will learn to accept OCE's shortcomings and not try to pull other real regions down to lift OCE up.
To anyone that didn't realise yet, I am a sad person who spends their time insulting strangers for to wasting their time betting on EDG.
'The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge'
During Copenhagen I started with $20USD and got up to $140 (then losing 50 on the finals), this made me think I knew something about valorant. I have $2 left right now. That earlier quote feels very pertinent because I had the illusion of knowledge but meyournightmare showed me that I was a fool and must accept I am ignorant and need to seek real knowledge. From now on I will listen to mryournightmare to try to ascertain atleast some knowledge from his greatness.
By posting on vlr, I all by myself, brought the average vlr iq down 100 points. I am sorry to all that had to read anything I've ever written on this website.

PS misssscchhh, if your meyournightmare's alt I am going to cry, if you are not; I am sorry for my weakness please be strong for the both of us

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LightningLeaf
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bru ur life is so depressing😿

#8
Luck_
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Faraday!? what the fuck do you mean OCE is the worst region!?

#9
Faraday
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I was forced to write this apology, they forced me to say such blasphemous things!

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Luck_
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dw i believe you i could never lose faith in you faraday

#10
TakoSaki
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patience*

#6
Luck_
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we will miss you. also.
"get my life back in ORDER"
"banned from my university campus for the restraining ORDER"

i always believed in you

#7
Onliner1o1
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Sad bro

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Sushi_
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who cars if the queen died lol

#12
Faraday
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idc about royalty but shes still my queen, same way you'd be sad if your queen pokimane died

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Sushi_
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pokimane didnt rule colonies or oversee the extermination of indigenous populations did she?

#17
Faraday
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royals don't actually hold any power, that wasn't really on her. If you say she does have the power though then she came into power as decolonization started

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Demise
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you have no idea what atrocities and what kind of genocide the British empire and these so called queens and kings over looked and committed and you are delusional if you think the queen didn't have blood of the innocents on her hands.

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Faraday
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previous monarchs of course but the genocides and atrocities during queen elizabeths rules were not her doing, they were the british government since elizabeth has no power in how britain is run in the modern era.
If you wanna say she as part of the royal institution she represents genocide and atrocities, since your indian that's fair but to say she as a individual is responsible for the actions is simply not true

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Sushi_
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she was the queen of a nation that was responsible for enormous amounts of colonialism and destabilization, just cause she wasnt the one torturing kenyan revolutionaries doesnt mean she was some innocent saint who was completely powerless and forced to sit on her guilded throne and watch her empire commit all these atrocities

(also married a cousin lmao full alabama shit)

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Faraday
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??? What power do you think she has, this isn't game of thrones bro

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Sushi_
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maybe now, but shes been queen for 70 fucking years, and she hasnt always just been a figurehead + literally simping for a person whos job is to literally oversee you as a vassal to an iseland on the other side of the plant kekw your native population

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Faraday
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she became queen in 1952, she was literally only a figurehead for her whole reign? when do you think monarchy lost their power to parliament?

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Sushi_
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so all she did was sit on her ass and waste taxes, what a noble woman who deserves respect and empathy

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Sushi_
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ah yes and britain allowed that decolonization and didnt try to violently suppress it mhm yes yes

#24
Faraday
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that's crazy bro, did queen elizabeth order it? or was it the government?

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Sushi_
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Bro either admit that queen elizabeth wasnt completely fucking powerless being the literal fucking queen or admit her ONLY job was to waste taxpayer money and make sure the existence of her mentally ill siblings was never released to the public and fuck her cousin, which one is it.

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Faraday
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She is literally powerless, did I ever say she wasn't wasting tax payers money? (although they argue it makes up with tourism but never looked into it).

I disagreed with this

pokimane didnt rule colonies or oversee the extermination of indigenous populations did she?

not her being a waste of money

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Sushi_
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damn bro pokimane completely wastes 100 million euros/pounds(?) every single year doing absolutely nothing, and she has an entire government forcing her donaters to donate in the form of taxes. She is also the figurehead of an imperialist state who have historically destabilized almost half the world

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Faraday
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You can both think that the monarchy shouldn't exist while also appreciating what she represents. for much of the world she represents an imperialist state and I can sympathise with that point of view but that's obviously not what she represents for me.
Think about americans founding fathers, they were by todays standards all horrible people but americans have pride over them because of what they represent

#31
soraol
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He can't understand what you're saying

#33
Faraday
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?

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Sushi_
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hes saying your literally ignoring everything im saying and just spouting out the same "Shes just a figurehead" "shes just a figurehead line" over and over again, btw so your admitting that shes a waste of money or that she was partially responsible for britains crimes?

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WinterZ
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ratio + the queen owns you lil bro

#15
Sushi_
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simping for a monarch we wastes taxpayer money and ruled over colonies and suppressed revolts for decades, kinda sad lil bro

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Demise
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