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Why Shownu is a dog

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#1
nutab1e

He makes this post 2 days ago: "Will be off my phone and social media entirely which also includes forums like vlr to enjoy some quality time together and enjoy the event and the lovely city.

#alwaysfnatic Masters 2 Champions, loading...."

Then of course after Guild wins he comes on here to gloat, his dog instinct can't resist: "Man its midnight here in Copenhagen and I just saw Guild 2-0 Optic, I really didn't want to come here until after group stage but couldn't resist this joy of being right.

Optic is now 0-7 vs EMEA teams
Gambit 3-0
Acend 2-0
GUILD 2-0

LOUD can't even beat KRU and they and Optic were finalists thats how piss poor the competition was in Iceland.

Thank you to Guild and KRU for validating. I'll officially be off until semis now that Optic has fallen."

Off until semis you said? Since then he has posted 20 more times. Painfully obvious that he was going to disappear if EMEA lost, but of course the dog comes back when they win. In conclusion, he has no spine and is a pathetic loser.

#2
X_ae_A_12
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Fucking fax

#3
meyournightmare
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FPX with sub 2-1 XIA

#6
nutab1e
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yes they played better

#4
X_ae_A_12
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We need to stick together with styling u and me

#7
meyournightmare
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extinction awaits you

#25
X_ae_A_12
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Cringe racist will always be a cringe racist

#5
X_ae_A_12
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Shownu haters rise ! ! ! ! !

#12
Ryuji
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knock knock !! Taliban here

#27
X_ae_A_12
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Cringe racist will always be a cringe racist

#30
Ryuji
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ok

#47
SilentNight
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your flair apparently doesn't exist on this world

#8
number1_MIBR_hater
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dude you're following a guy's post history so hard you make a post about his daily updates 💀💀💀

but he is a dog yes, but i also suggest you should touch grass

#10
nutab1e
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it's a dog eat dog world

#14
number1_MIBR_hater
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To sink or swim 生き残るために
Dog eat dog world だと言い聞かせ
What went wrong? (What went wrong?)
Survival of the fittest 弱肉強食
If it's the world that our wisdom will lead
Well, tell me what went wrong (what went wrong?)
I've paid my dues
I've sold my soul
So tell me, what is left for me
When I've given up everything
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
強いと言われるものには
責任という名の鎖をつけ
What went wrong? (What went wrong?)
弱いといわれてきた人たちは
ただ踏み潰されて行く世の中
What went wrong? (What went wrong? What went wrong?)
We've paid our dues
We've sold our souls
So tell me, what is left for us
When we've given up everything
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
真実の見えない世界
モラルも正義もくそくらえだ
正しい奴らがいても
ただ1人が壊してしまう
善と悪のバランスを保ち
殺すか殺されるかの
ちっぽけな世界なのかよ?
おい 誰か答えてみてくれよ
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
あの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?

#15
meyournightmare
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HUH

#29
nutab1e
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netero type song

#40
number1_MIBR_hater
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ok i'm feeling flattered for being compared to one of the kings

#42
babysasuke
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Thank you!

#46
lorenzopajaroFC
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Aight print that

#57
babysasuke
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Fuck wrong account 💀

#58
nutab1e
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if you were netero that would be the biggest plot twist of the century

#9
BananaBread
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Vlr get a life challenge:impossble

#11
6vine
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wtf

#13
Domination
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Calling him a dog is a disgrace to dogs xD

#16
Ryuji
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An american with fnatic flair
i see optic flairs disappearing kekw

#18
Domination
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Are u shownu's alt? The fuck is wrong with me supporting FNC just because I'm fron US? Saying as if u aren't using an Indian flag n TL flair lmao, braindead

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Ryuji
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its highly unusual to see an American with Fnatic flair , i thought NA vs EU rivalry was a thing ya but its also good to support winners

#65
Cyphics
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theres quite a few americans on the fnc bandwagon, me included. They're just a really fucking good team, and yeah sure you can say theres a rivalry but only toxic people really care abt it.

#66
babysasuke
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overhyped EMEA garbage team

drop Boaster and Ill join the hype train, shit IGL preventing EMEA from becoming an international contender

#67
nutab1e
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switch boaster for koldamenta :>

#68
babysasuke
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Zander > FNC

#69
nutab1e
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he was on a tier 3 team on soar that did nothing and then had one good run in the open qualifiers. Overrated asf

#70
Cyphics
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W

#24
Ryuji
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and also does it makes you feel superior to downvote me and upvote yourself kekw ? cause i feel the same sometime

#28
fourlvalorant
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actually i upvoted him and downvoted u
srry

#33
Ryuji
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ok 👍

#32
Domination
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Don't judge a book by its cover,u did it with the flair n now with the downvotes, stop spetaculating things that aren't true bro
And I don't give a damn about the rivalry, I support which side I want

#17
CraigGarth01
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bruh

#19
dowameemee
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what is this dick riding

#20
NG1nS
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we at vlr are so shit that we haunt other people at vlr, lmao
why do u care if he posts or not

#21
tonyhart7
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true just a kid sprouts some bullshit and lies

#22
babysasuke
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I lowkey fw Shownu

I feel like n another life we would be friends

#26
nutab1e
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naruto and sasuke 💀

#31
babysasuke
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You can be Sakura

#34
nutab1e
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bet ;)

#35
Ryuji
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small tities and a virgin mom

#36
nutab1e
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small titties >>>>

#38
Ryuji
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I like big naturals like hinata

#39
babysasuke
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BRO SHES A CARTOON

#43
Ryuji
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i watch hentai i dont care

#44
nutab1e
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W

#41
meyournightmare
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brah

#37
babysasuke
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bro shes a cartoon chill

#49
archetype
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more like netero and sasuke fr fr

#48
FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2
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STOP CALLING OUT MY BOY SHOWNU DUDE LET HIM ENJOY HIS VACATION

WE CAN GO BACK TALK SHIT ABOUT SHOWNU WHEN THE MASTER IS FINISHED

#50
nutab1e
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? He's not enjoying his vacation like he said tho he literally posted an hour ago

#51
FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2
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link it

#52
nutab1e
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https://www.vlr.gg/115065/regional-standings-so-far

#53
X_ae_A_12
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stop believing his fucking British lies. He lied to you when Britain colonised Asia. It’s no different now, my brotha in Christ.

HE IS NOT IN COPENHAGEN. HE IS DWELLING INFINITELY IN HIS CRUSTY ASS BASEMENT.

HE HAS NO GF.

NO LIFE.

HATERS RISE.

#54
Ryuji
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thats true fcking colonizers

#73
tonyhart7
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Lmao

#55
wkeyspectre
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i doubt he's in vacation, i asked for him to send a photo of the city and he didn't respond

#56
X_ae_A_12
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Of course my compadre, he’s lying through his teeth.

#59
JokesOver
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Why so many people hate shownu?

#60
nutab1e
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read the post if you are able to

#61
Shownu
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Bruh so many threads on me wtf. I literally check vlr after landing and thats all I see. As for being a dog, I did say I would try to stay off but group stage is boring to watch without discussing and as I have tickets for semis and finals there is too much time to kill when Im watching the games and seeing my EU boys kill it here.

#62
nutab1e
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all I hear is barking

#63
Marty
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Holy based lmao

#64
Shownu
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Also imagine counting how many times I reply, job must be hard.

#71
nutab1e
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bumping to educate the masses

#72
babysasuke
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woof woof

#74
Dr_DoofenshmirtZ
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shownu and supernova are the dogs of vlr

#75
nutab1e
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it is very important for this message to be communicated to every corner of the earth

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