uwukitten
Country: Bahrain
Registered: April 23, 2023
Last post: May 9, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Posts: 3422
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ah yes, dropped shahzam despite promising him a spot and he found out through a george geddes tweet. this is truly peak professionalism

posted 2 days ago

idk how people bear to watch tarik, he's a nice guy but he always sounds like he'd rather be doing something else and all his reactions are clearly fake (some jokingly but most not). also I don't find him funny but that's just me πŸ—Ώ

posted 2 days ago

smartest prx flair, probably doesn't even watch the games and is judging based on how much clout each team has kkkkkkkkkkk

posted 2 days ago

When I was scrolling vlr and watching tacticalrab the other day, my girlfriend saw my screen and asked me if I was vlr. I was surprised because she is a csgo fan and doesn't know anything about valorant. She explained that her ex-boyfriend was into vlr and talked about it all the time. Apparently he has over 10,000 posts on vlr and he even got over 100 upvotes on a post once. I feel extremely insecure now because I struggle with posting interesting content most of the time and I have less likes and posts than my girlfriends ex. My gf keeps assuring me that my low posts doesn't bother her, but now every time I am on vlr I keep thinking how her ex wouldve already come up with an interesting vlr post. I just can't get the image of him easily coming up with good posts and getting so many likes. Every time he posts something on vlr and sees the upvotes counter on his screen go up he must smile and think how much of a loser his girlfriend's new boyfriend is. I am afraid that he raised the bar so much that I will never live up to his standard. My girlfriend will always compare him to me, and she will never be satisfied with my vlr posts. Do you have any tips on how I can get better than this guy? Or do you think it's futile and I will always live under this guy's shadow?

posted 2 days ago

well done! I hope the imaginary love is mutual

posted 2 days ago

is that the guy that everyone shit on cause he looked like he was on drugs while playing? I remember feeling bad for him since the big streamers pretty much bullied him out of his career πŸ—Ώ

posted 2 days ago

least xenophobic r0ssian, your country has been irrelevant since gambit disbanded kkkkkkkkk

posted 2 days ago

le0 has been ass this year, are you watching the games? same for jingg and z0kken's RS performance has been underwhelming

posted 2 days ago

KRU are definitely better than 100T and Loud, how are they still being underestimated at this point?

posted 2 days ago

don't disrespect asuna yuuki like that, he's not a baiter he's just a bit slow πŸ˜”

posted 2 days ago

real

posted 2 days ago

if I speak

posted 2 days ago

If none of you have ever experienced your friend getting shot, you have no idea how fucked up these kinds of "shooter games" are. Just keep that in mind the next time you queue up and shoot people in the face

fuck all the insensitive and tone deaf people who think playing valorant is fine, people are getting shot everyday and we're making a game out of it? πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

this is the equivalent of boomers saying video games make you shoot people irl

posted 2 days ago

drake got manhandled

posted 2 days ago

what does bren having ADHD and being neurodivergent have to do with this? people have said the same shit about anyone who was offended by it, if you're offended by a random meme that's targeted at a very wide audience then maybe it's time to touch some grass

posted 2 days ago

no one is acting like it's super dark lmfao, this shit is so light people are confused over why anyone is offended by it

posted 2 days ago

If none of you have ever experienced your friend getting shot, you have no idea how fucked up these kinds of "shooter games" are. Just keep that in mind, ignorance is bliss sometimes.

posted 2 days ago

mf acting like they posted murder, this joke would've slid even before elon acquired twitter

posted 2 days ago

good teams win dominantly but sen wouldn't know that kkkkkkkkkk

posted 2 days ago

shitRX are never winning anything unfortunately, maybe they should make some changes cause this roster is a glorified drx who chokes at the end kkkkkkkk

posted 3 days ago

mako still outperformed that bot in regular season + even including playoffs shitfreak is above him by 0.1 after mako played one of the worst games of his career. is this your goat? shitfreak will disappear the moment it matters as usual kkkkkkkkkk

posted 3 days ago

fnatic more achievements in 1 year then shitRX in 3

posted 3 days ago

mako has cleared shitfreak for years and you're seething about it kkkkkkkkkk, just look at their performances regionally and internationally. it's not even an argument

posted 3 days ago

yeah these people are genuinely fucking retarded, do they think suicidal people look at this shit and get more suicidal or what? it takes some real effort to take offense at this

posted 3 days ago

what a good son, sacy must be proud

posted 3 days ago

they think it's like scrims where people will peek and give bot1 a free kill on his lurks
(source: I was there)

posted 3 days ago

that's what I said you retard, shitRX players would've preferred they win champs than make madrid/shanghai
average NRG flair reading comprehension

posted 3 days ago

you've just given me more reason to support runi, thanks

posted 3 days ago

loud did very well under both? it's hard to judge the impact of a coach but loud have looked far more clueless this year than usual (even considering the loss of aspas)

posted 3 days ago

not top 6 in their region and majority of the teams are underperforming/bad this year kkkkkkk
C9? without oxy I can't
G2? most mid team of all time
Loud? mid/bad since madrid and still beat sen
these are all teams that are above sen despite not even playing very well

I think it's safe to say NRG and Sen are garbage teams that can only beat mibr and furia comfortably

posted 3 days ago

anyone with a sen or navi flair is either baiting or are so mentally damaged their normal takes are worse than bait
prx fans are 90% casuals and have no clue about the game
NRG fans are all baiters but since their team is ass they've disappeared over the last few weeks
hope this helps!

posted 3 days ago

so you agree sen are garbage and madrid was worthless?

posted 3 days ago

explain why saadhak lost to EDG cuz it definitely wasn't a guy diff.
explain why saadhak lost to KRU (2022) cuz it definitely wasn't a guy diff.

what is this retarded logic

posted 3 days ago

are we unironically saying kingg is a good igl after one split? this guy's igling has been ass for 2+ years, having aspas dropping 30+ kills every map doesn't make you a good igl

posted 3 days ago

downvoted for saying the truth πŸ˜”that lock-in match was painful, FNS was clearly out igling him and they kept losing gun fights or throwing
then the same thing happened to saadhak in icebox finals

posted 3 days ago

no jinx will stop G2 from getting 13 rounds over 2 maps, your team is finished and you should find another one to temporarily support for shanghai

posted 3 days ago

boostio hasn't even been fragging on 100T, his best game was against NRG while the rest was mediocre

posted 3 days ago

prime yay walked your each of your goats on a leash, tenz? didn't qualify to a single event. zekken? only managed to win meaningless seeding matches then got farmed internationally

posted 3 days ago

remember the number of threads mfs were making saying "they need to get a fragging igl" kkkkkkkkk, this is where a fragging igl gets you majority of the time + his igling definitely made up for his weaker fragging skills

posted 3 days ago

2022 aspas was definitely not his prime wtf, he played much better in 2023 and 2024
it's undebatable that yay 2022 was the best, no player performed as well as him over 3 tournaments
optic had a better 2022 than EG's 2023 and Loud's 2022 overall

posted 3 days ago

??? nah there is genuinely 0 chance you even watched the DRX games

posted 3 days ago

flag + flair

posted 3 days ago

πŸ€“

posted 3 days ago

pick up nismo he's insane

posted 3 days ago

aspas

posted 3 days ago

probably cause DRX threw map 2

posted 3 days ago

you should research how to save sen first πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

posted 4 days ago

separate the art from the artist πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

posted 4 days ago

shitRX players would trade going to shanghai for a champs trophy any day kkkkkkkkkk
the cope is crazy

posted 4 days ago

even if they lose to navi it won't change the fact that majority of the madrid teams have been exposed as fraudulent (actually it'll support it kkkkk)

KC - mid
sen - garbage
loud - garbage
EDG - garbage (performing good regionally doesn't change that they're garbage)
FPX - garbage
PRX - good
gen.g - mid
TH - we'll see

do we need any more proof?

posted 4 days ago
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