they're very handy imo but then again I've never really tried to walk on my hands

your stars tell me you've been unemployed since 2008 but just landed a job meaning we will have to take them away from you

your stars tell me you've been unemployed since 2001

it's based on unemployment duration

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front door? never for you 😏😏

I know you have people posting about you delighted but being a tall famous pretty muscular guy does not give you the right to humiliate me

WOW OUT OF POCKET brother WOW send feet

I don't see enough threads about me please can people start posting about me please and also why isn't there any rumour about me joining C9

I want tenz nitro twistzz elige stewie2k.

why 2v2 why not just the 2 of us :$

tenz comeback?

they win champs with that roster

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when are they gonna release it in europe bro god damn

yes, it does clear val, the game doesn't have to change every other week like val because it's perfect.

looks like you're starting to have a real life outside of vlr and brother I am not liking this. follow me.

open the van's sliding door

Oh, Xeppa Pig, Xeppa Pig!
And this is my little brother, George!
It's Xeppa Pig, it's Xeppa Pig!
And here is Mommy Pig!
Xeppa Pig, Xeppa Pig!
And this is Daddy Pig!
He's Xeppa Pig, he's Xeppa Pig!
I am Xeppa Pig!

im sorry 😔😔

your strats are phenomenal can you help me rush to a million dollars

brother if you don't put some respect on my flair I'll have to catch you outside and buddy you don't want that I'm 6'6 230 pounds worth of pure muscles

even freaking shanks would've been better why is navi throwing

donk sens. 800dpi 0.393. wanna be the goat? be like the goat.

if you don't remove alfajer from that list what am I gonna do to you? huh?

they should've kept suygetsu zyppan and just added a cracked duelist imo

nah bro how did navi manage to get a downgrade from KOALANOOB

bind is up there for me too

you forget me in your late night thoughts

me more egann me more :$ :$ :$

no 3 sites is good in domination in call of duty not valorant, say that again and I will misspunch you

step outside come say that to my face

Ascent is the best map in the game. Literally flawless map.

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/G2%20JAWGEMO%23MOR/overview?platform=pc&playlist=competitive&season=ac12e9b3-47e6-9599-8fa1-0bb473e5efc7

2021: me
2022 : me
2023: me
2024: me
2025: me

but are you cheating on me tho

no I don't feel like it

ok so??? we are talking about portuguese not brazilian.

I'm going for an upset here and I think it will happen trust my vision, GE is gonna come in strong and confident, and once they start picking up rounds it’ll shake RRQ’s already fragile mental state after their rough run in Toronto. RRQ will bounce back after this game tho but this one’s going to GE.

I might truly be the greatest and smartest human being to ever touch the face of the earth https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/35b28c73

tenz demon1 and kk kekw kekw kekw brother go to bed

I say yes... HE SAID YES!!!!!!!! 💍💍💍💍😏😏

brother please be quiet I am trying to take a nap

tier 1 team vs tier 2 team lol (tier 1 team being BCF obviously)

def no mickey mouse, if you just take valorant out of it EWC is huge, orgs/players will definitely want that title + the huge prize pool obviously

Also the worst take so far is people who tryhard in unranked saying that players won't play seriously, as if anyone doesn't play to win lol especially at a tournament like that

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hit me

why are you apologizing for the lack of posts like you're mrbeast and we follow your content dawg

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you're still pretty

no