assbait in big 2025 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

A russian team would absolutely dominate valorant, Riot is using the war as an excuse to prevent them from taking over

Obviously lol

FNC will pop off

Everytime I tune in he's doing something else than watching the game

hard agree

that Karmine shirt go crazy

who tf is overrating boo? haven't seen a single thread about bro

LOL no, Gen G is the only team that might do something, PRX and RRQ aren't doing shit in Toronto

that's just mean

Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

“”canadaman”
-Uribaba”
-geospliced”
-notepicfailboi”
-Yeah

Did he actually say this? That's kinda f*cked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS5RsQV9g0w

I'm Frogger's mom, I created this account to better monitor his activity and see what my little sweetie is up to, let me tell you I am extremely disappointed in my son

hi everyone !

I was really bored so I made a spreadsheet listing every ace in T1 so far (let me know if I'm missing some) link here

val has RobbieBk yeshomo

that's good you're my best friend from now on

hi guys I'm new here, I want every single one of you to introduce yourselves, also can someone tell me where's the bathroom

actual prediction : china won't win a single game