tennisfan
Country: United States
Registered: May 27, 2021
Last post: April 22, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Posts: 619
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Different regions have different invite methods

posted about 2 years ago

Another day another loss, Ethan called up a meeting to disscuss how lack of teamplay and baiting costed them this match, all the team members voted to kick hiko out, hiko gave a smirk and threw some pictures on the table , Ethan got stressed as he saw it was private pictures of him with skye , he then slowly approached hiko and hugged him , hiko whispered "TRICKSHOT"

posted about 2 years ago

Incoming SEN KnoobDude as coach

posted about 2 years ago

Posts: 1249

posted about 2 years ago

I think Hiko should be dropped 😮😮😮

posted about 2 years ago

PepeLaugh 23-21

posted about 2 years ago

Yo could I get some context?

posted about 2 years ago

I can really feel the momentum building for FPX's third fan!

posted about 2 years ago

You created your account this month and you still have more posts than me. Maybe you should get a life instead.

posted about 2 years ago

???

posted about 2 years ago

Yeah

posted about 2 years ago

Hiko is a likable guy

PepeLaugh He doesn't know

posted about 2 years ago

Ratio

posted about 2 years ago

Counter

posted about 2 years ago

Idk when I have more free time to write a long post I may consider it.

posted about 2 years ago

Of course 🤐 👍

posted about 2 years ago

COPIUM

posted about 2 years ago

Yes

posted about 2 years ago

All 4-stars are degens

posted about 2 years ago

Accident ignore this comment

posted about 2 years ago

Sorry dude I kinda forgot about you. If I did remember I would've added you to the list.

posted about 2 years ago

No

posted about 2 years ago

Hey, welcome to VLR! I'm your 4-star no-life host, and today I'm going to be showing you how you can be just as much of a degenerate as me!

VLR is very simple. You can start threads to reply to one. If you gain upfrags, that will help you gain stars. If you are downfragged enough, you will start losing stars. The more stars you gain, the more likely you haven't touched grass.

Before you start posting, there are a few things we need to do. First, you need to select your country. For this, you have a few options. Firstly, you could simply select the country that you reside in. This is the easiest option. If you want to cosplay as an edgy 12-year-old, set your flag to North Korea. Everyone will find this very funny! If you are not from any European country and you want to get stars easily, make sure to set your flag as any European country.

Flairs are the other thing that you can select. Like before, the easiest option is to select the team that you like. However, you may not want to do this. If you want to have stars, make sure to not put on a Sentinels or TSM flair, as everyone will hate on you. If you want to be able to post the most delusional takes possible without being downfragged, a Team Liquid flair will help you do just that. Also, if your team is doing poorly, make sure to bandwagon onto another team and pretend to like them.

Now that we have the basics out of the way, let's get to posting! When starting a thread, you will be met with three forum categories. "General Discussion" is supposed to be for all things Valorant. "Off Topic" is supposed to be for other things, however nobody uses this so you can post whatever off topic thread on General Discussion. Lastly, "Site Feedback" is feedback for enigma, the developer of this website.

Now if you want easy upgfrags, try some of the these tactics:

  • Start a daily Shahzam hate thread
  • Whenever Sentinels are mentioned, you can reply by saying "washed", "stream team", "overrated", "garbage", and other negative adjectives
  • When TSM is mentioned, you can reply by saying "Tweet Some More", "Tweet Solo Mid", and other similar insults
  • Saying that Hiko should be dropped
  • Making fun of a Brazilian for no reason
  • Making a laugh thread after a team loses (there are some exceptions to this)

There are also some things that you want to avoid doing, such as:

  • Arguing with a Team Liquid fan. This will not go well for you. Trust me.
  • Saying that you unironically like TenZ. WE HECKIN LOVE TENZ BatChest
  • Liking Sentinels or TSM

Ratioing is a common phenomena observed on VLR. This can be an easy way to gain upfrags without contributing anything, but there are a few things to remember before doing so. Do not ever try to attempt to ratio a site admin or writer. Secondly, only try to ratio of you are the first or one of the first to comment, and especially don't try to ratio if someone has already tried to. Lastly, do not try to ratio a verified user. Oftentimes, if someone has failed a ratio, you can reply by saying "counter" or "counter-ratio". If someone's counter fails, you can reply by saying :counter denied". If you witness a successful ratio, make sure to reply with "assist" for free upfrags.

Copypastas are common, and there are too many to list here. You will find many as you traverse the vast threads of VLR, and you will learn which ones to spam at what time.

Lastly, there are some prolific users on this site that you should be aware of.

  • Netero: One of the most active members of the site. Generally well-liked by the community, but also an absolute weeb.
  • ShadowisBAD: You will see this user appear on most large threads. Everyone hates shadow as he is a Sentinels fan, and you will frequently see him being massively downfragged.
  • CalypsoGHC: Another active user. Generally disliked by the community for being a TSM fan and having bad baits (but not as hated as shadow). Also has the record for the most downfragged comment.
  • trembolonaRage: Arguably the most hated user on this site. He is known for being a Brazilian and his extremely delusional takes on mwzera.
  • Noyn: One of the only well-liked Brazilians on the site. Well-known for his high-effort posts about the Brazilian scene.
  • Delusional Fans: There are many of these, such as number1_ScreaM_fan and DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
    . However, the most known of these is DELUSIONAL_MITCH_FAN
    . Find these users being absolutely delusional (shocking).
  • HackNaija: How one man can be so delusional over Soniqs is a mystery.
  • Issax28: A newer user who has made a name for themself by posting the most awful takes known to humankind.
  • These are just some of the users you will meet here. There are many other great users to meet, and many more who will be unimaginably stupid.

That does it for your tour! I hope you find your stay at VLR just as miserable as mine!

posted about 2 years ago

Don't watch any shows

posted about 2 years ago

GIGACHAD

posted about 2 years ago

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posted about 2 years ago

Basically like wordle but geography

posted about 2 years ago

🌎 Feb 17, 2022 🌍
Today's guesses: 4
Current streak: 2
Average guesses: 10

https://globle-game.com

whoops typo on the title, also my average is high bc on my first try I got the colors backwards

posted about 2 years ago

After guessing Spain I knew it was somewhere in Africa. Based on the distance I took a guess and Sierra Leone was really close, so I went with Liberia and got it.

posted about 2 years ago

I went Spain, Sierra Leone, then Liberia

posted about 2 years ago

#Worldle #27 1/6
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posted about 2 years ago

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posted about 2 years ago

#Worldle #26 3/6
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posted about 2 years ago

If you don't want a family then definitely don't go to Texas

posted about 2 years ago

0/8

posted about 2 years ago

No but I do want V1 v Nuturn, SEN v FNC, Kru v Gambit, V1 v Liquid, 100T v Gambit

posted about 2 years ago

Honestly this is just an awful list

posted about 2 years ago

What's your definition of successful then?

posted about 2 years ago

They've made every LAN event. Just because they aren't the best doesn't mean that they're not successful. You just have a strong personal bias.

posted about 2 years ago

Sentinels is the most successful NA team, don't know what your point is here.

posted about 2 years ago

Don't see the "constructive" in the criticism OP said.

posted about 2 years ago

How do you guys fall for the most obvious baits?

posted about 2 years ago

ayo???

posted about 2 years ago

Don't think it has to do with the igl. He's playing Astra and Skye, not duelist. He either has to be more chill or switch to being entry duelist.

posted about 2 years ago

It's either Subroza pops off and wins them the game or he throws and loses them the game.

posted about 2 years ago

Would put FNS over Zander but otherwise a good list.

posted about 2 years ago
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