MY GOAT TEAM !!!! NKJASNFKJSNFKANFLKSAFNLKJASNFKLJASNKLFNASKLFNKLAS
SAYF And DERKE GOATSSSSSSSSS GOMGOPASMGOPMSAOGMOMGOMGOMOGMOGMOGMOMGGGGGG
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MY GOAT TEAM !!!! NKJASNFKJSNFKANFLKSAFNLKJASNFKLJASNKLFNASKLFNKLAS
SAYF And DERKE GOATSSSSSSSSS GOMGOPASMGOPMSAOGMOMGOMGOMOGMOGMOGMOMGGGGGG
he was beyond dogshit. Still got a 6k ace against Talon with Vitality (c0nder, k0cks, and r0nner) dominating Talon throughout the series. Goes to show how ass Pacific excluding the top 3 (DRX, GENG, PRX) is.
emea when it comes to winning trophies: equal to americas
americas when it comes to scavenging leftover scraps from emea: 💯💯💯 (johnqt, demon1, tex, ardiis, dephh, ec1s, coach Darkzero neilzinho, coach NRG bonkar, coach LEV itopata, coach TSM 2023 Engh)
Hiro obviously kekw. Bro learned how to use a shower from FNATIC elmapuddy (elmapuddy exposed him kekw)
Shao S and Sheydos and Cloud A and its good
NA's 2nd best initiator (C0M) after Crashies
NA's 2nd best igl (Boostio) after FNS
NA's 2nd-3rd best flex (N4rrate)
NA's hype man (only mid player) (Zellsis)
NA's top 3 duelist (Cryo) with Zekken/Jawgemo/Yay
vs
EU's top 6-7 flex (Ardiis)
EU's top 8-9 flex (Patitek)
EU's top 4 duelist (Miniboo) after Derke, Sayf, cNed
EU's top 3-5 igl (Boo) after Boaster, Ange1 and maybe Redgar/MrFalin
EU's top 8-10 flex (Tomaszy)
and EU dominated the NA team
NA clearly sucks
KEKW NA TOP PLAYERS 😂 😂 😂 😂 lost to EU MID 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
NA CAN ONLY BEAT BRIT 😂 😂 😂 BOTS with B0TSTER KEKWWWWWWWWWW 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Leo Chronicle Sheydos Shao Leo Cloud Wo0t RieNs Suygetsu Alfajer nAts Benjy Sayf Derke arent playing
best NA players vs middle-low pack of EU KEKWWWWWWWWWWWW
China vs China
GUILD Bonkar MY GOATTTTTT WWWWw
actually I didnt even know koalanoob would be on NAVI. thas how dogshit this region is. nobody cares about BUMEA WHO??? region
TL and NAVI are ass lmao
FNC has b0tster and no mini
VIT are always mid
TH players are aging and demotivated
KC are gonna be somewhat good, but all other regions clear (even Ch0na)
EMEA wont win anything in 2025
Chronicle Suygetsu and Leo WWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Chronicle: Goat Flex
Suygetsu: 4 Goat Sentinel (after Alfajer, Less, nAts)
Leo: Goat Initiator
Aspas where KEKW???
wtf are the dog water basement fuck ass rosters (8/12 teams)???
fuck this region, Im an NRG FNS canadian punjabi goat fan now.
americas = duelists, igls*
emea = sentinels, initiators
pacific = controllers, skibidi pooperex playstyle players
the true choker org (Choke9)
always 1 away from qualifying to VCT events
always runner-ups in Red Bull kekw
Red Bull Home Ground #1: G2 (EMEA) vs Team Liquid
Red Bull Home Ground #2: Team Liquid vs Acend
Red Bull Home Ground #3: 100 Thieves vs Cloud9
Red Bull Home Ground #4: Fnatic vs Cloud9
Red Bull Home Ground #5: T1 vs Cloud9
Player Appearances:
TROPHIES:
1: Mixwell, Ardiis, Patitek, Zeek, Pyth, ScreaM, Nivera, Jamppi, Soulcas, L1nk, Asuna, Derrek, Bang, Cryocells, Stellar, Leo, Chronicle, Boaster, Derke, Alfajer, BuZz, Sylvan, Stax, iZu, Meteor
GRAND FINALS:
3: Xeppaa
2: Zeek, ScreaM, Soulcas, L1nk, Vanity, Oxy
1: Mixwell, Ardiis, Patitek, Pyth, Kryptix, ec1s, Nivera, Jamppi, cNed, Starxo, Bonecold, Kiles, Asuna, Derrek, Bang, Cryocells, Stellar, Yay, Zellsis, Leaf, Leo, Chronicle, Boaster, Derke, Alfajer, Jakee, Curry, BuZz, Sylvan, Stax, iZu, Meteor, Rossy, v1c, Moose
Team Appearances:
Trophies:
1: G2 (EMEA), Team Liquid, 100 Thieves, Fnatic, T1
Grand Finals:
3: Cloud9
2: Team Liquid
1: G2 (EMEA), Acend, 100 Thieves, Fnatic, T1
SEN has subs as well
cant make it too obvious
it's scripted lmao. no shit they cameback. Who tf would watch whoFP vs Clown9??? yall are so clueless
all 20 points ez and on the leaderboard ezzzzzzzzzz
https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/2491428f
https://www.vlr.gg/event/leaderboard/2171/red-bull-home-ground-5
the Fracture first map was 10x better bro trust. that was how good that series was
FNS bro????
you are a disgrace to canadians
3/top 4 igls of all time in EMEA WWW
GX -> FNC Milan WWWWWWWWWWWWW
steal all of pips0n's strats KEKW
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Can’t be putting me with bulky lettuce and dort bro
Let’s be real instead of biased here
Why am I absolutely brainded
Like don’t put me in the same category as Dort
I’m not that brainded
my choice Right Now:
Shao
W
Shao is a god and most underrated player in Valorant rn.
90% chance EMEA wins a trophy
50% chance AMER wins a trophy
10% chance EMEA doesnt win a trophy
nah. they all just ff trolled by accident lmao
it is way too random = INSANELY FUN to watch, 10x more upsets, more teams to talk about, etc etc
Single-elim is fine with me, LOCK//IN 2023 was super entertaining and thas all i care about. Keep the prize pool low (500k) like LOCK//IN 2023 so we can cover the travel expenses of all teams as well.
also maybe instead of all 44-48 teams, do like top 8 from each region from the previous year (8 * 4 = 32 teams)
side-note (good walkouts unlike champs 2024 also please):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8a7PZxQrIo&t=3575s
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