segbench
Flag: United States
Registered: August 11, 2021
Last post: August 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Posts: 153
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bottom 3 international event easy

posted 4 weeks ago

you can tell when someone is going to live in their mom's basement for the next 20 years of their life from a vlr thread lol. stay incel fuckass jajajaja

posted 4 weeks ago

unfortunately, your mom didn't abort your ass as an embryo

posted 4 weeks ago

no, just avg vlr user trying to start shit bc scared of women

posted 4 weeks ago

LOL go outside, you're wasting the last summer break before freshman year

posted 4 weeks ago

"just stop talking about boycotting!"

/still posts about boycotting

posted 4 weeks ago

falcons does look p mid u right

posted 4 weeks ago

how is it forgotten if you referenced it in your original post? the level of brain damage is strong with this one.

posted 4 weeks ago

fnatic haven't won since june 2023 lol eg's win was even more recent. go fold your mom's clothes.

posted 4 weeks ago

there is zero chance there are mods on this site. have you seen what ppl type? suggest away.

posted 4 weeks ago

when u start watching valorant in 2024

posted 1 month ago

teams get prac in... it's called scrimming. and i literally told you why teams don't want to show too much. good chat sonny

posted 1 month ago

it's almost like teams are pugging old comps and dgaf abt a mickey mouse tournament a few weeks before split 2 xD

posted 1 month ago

i know very well what the word agenda means. i don't give af abt you one iota and so i would never waste my time having an 'issue' with you. be so fucking fr though bc everyone knows what you meant with the word 'agenda.' you're not always the smartest person in the room sweetheart.

posted 1 month ago

or they can just not like the timing, or not like the format? it doesn't have to be an agenda. it ain't that deep lil girl.

posted 1 month ago

ah yes, the only reason ppl have for not caring abt ewc as much is having an agenda. get a job you fucking dolt lol

posted 1 month ago

watch on two monitors then holy fk you ppl like to whine. only the valorant community could find a way to complain about having an extra tournament with all matches streamed. get a god damn job twerp.

posted 1 month ago

no1 fkn cares abt ewc lol

posted 1 month ago

"guy just says random shit." - guy who just says random shit

posted 1 month ago

typical vlr 'the only value i am capable of understanding = kill stats'

posted 1 month ago

a lot of teams do this. they'll have a fixed 3 round opener and adjust after so the players will type the plan in team chat.

posted 1 month ago

"i couldn't care less"

types a novel on a vlr message board about it

eat a salad

posted 1 month ago

i did. i'm a very capable reader. now read my replies.

posted 1 month ago

go watch andrew tate then, he's masculine enough for you and has a low vocal timbre

posted 1 month ago

he farmed. if you don't want her hyping up the best performance in the server, idk what to tell you. na fans just being bitter.

posted 1 month ago

w pansy emea on top

posted 1 month ago

open your eyes. what do you want her to say. hype up the teawm that is getting shit on? lol go watch competitive roblox you soft fuck. actual 12 ply lol waaaah she isn't cheering for me team booo hooo

posted 1 month ago

wolves is getting massacred. stfu you twat what do you want her to do, hype up the team getting shit on??? LOL absolute braindead posting

posted 1 month ago

they got dumpstered for 2 straight maps and blud wants the casters to hype up wolves more. this same chat gets so mad when casters over hype shit up when it's meaningless. pick a lane.

posted 1 month ago

genuine question do you watch the esport you post about bc this is absurd

posted 1 month ago

when you nerds beg for pros to come to vlr and respond, has it ever worked?

posted 1 month ago

the same ppl will say if boaster wins this is he the best igl ever and then post this 2s later lol

posted 1 month ago

no1 blames him because we have jobs. lay off the meth, gawdamn

posted 1 month ago

bro has nothing better to do than being vague to instigate

posted 1 month ago

this is like asking how poor are billionaire nba owners and why do they seek partnerships for their league

posted 1 month ago

could go to therapy

goes to vlr forums

posted 1 month ago

so go to the gym and get a lift in if you don't wanna watch

posted 1 month ago

is there an ebook for this

posted 1 month ago

damn you ate them up with that one

posted 1 month ago

HOW IS IT THE HARD ROAD WHEN THEY WERE ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS AND GETTING PAID MORE THAN ANYONE. YOU'RE ACTUALLY A FUCKING MORON LOLZ STAY MAD TWERP

posted 1 month ago

virtue signaling.

bro is fucking 12 ply get a job

posted 1 month ago

no one's stopping you

posted 1 month ago

pls explain how anyone you listed under 'embraced challenges' embraced a challenge? signing for the highest paying org in valorant is 'embracing a challenge?' wearing out your welcome in your org bc you are too demanding and them not wanting you back is 'embracing a challenge?' lol you cannot be serious rn

posted 1 month ago

solo leveling 5 = based af

posted 2 months ago

lol ma'am this is a wendy's

posted 2 months ago

it's so funny when vlr blames coaches and know nothing about what they do/don't contribute. maybe players should stop sleeping through prac?

posted 2 months ago

they trialed for the first time last weekend and flew to LA to start prac late Tuesday night. Sometimes, that IS how it works, bro.

posted 2 months ago

more ppl watch gamechangers and they invest the same in both? hmm... lil caterpillar seems angy xoxo

posted 2 months ago

imagine spending more time writing this thread than you ever did in school just bc of your raging hate boner lmfao. get a burger flipping job brokie.

posted 2 months ago

i vote op as best baiter, stay mad pinecones

posted 4 months ago
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