WHAT TOP 5 U SMOKIN ON NATS, TENZ?
CAUSE MY TOP 5 IS
SKROSSI
SKROSSI
SKROSSI
SKROSSI
SKROSSI

🤡(you)🔫🤴🏽(Skrossi)

honestly just sign the former NV coach, they might even improve

NV really went from an S tier head coach to a dude who lost to Noble 💀

Well not riot i should say but the people riot paid to organize this tournament

u guys should just pop in his stream for a bit, he is completely losing it. Riot has officially broken this mans mind

Who is Skrossi?
in math: my solution ➗

in history: my king 👑

in art: my muse 🎨

in science: my oxygen 💨

in geography: my world 🌍

They're saving strats dw, steel is meticulously planning how they will win every game in 2022

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugwzk4zB6GPJFcN4_e94AaABCQ
don't even know what I just witnessed but needless to say I approve

He knew something we don't

89

who cares about SMB, Futbolist pride of Turkey

lmao

i mean to be fair nths star player is korean…

idk why some ppl didn't even favor Australs to make it out of groups first, they beat the best South American team in KRU 2-0 and have multiple players who can take over on maps

facts, qw1 > whiffy

NA is ass and needs korean imports, EU thinks they're good but are the same as NA, China is cracked, Korea is cracked and sends players to every other region, and once in a while JP or another region has a dark horse

if I was indian on this site I would have an india flair with a GE or VLT flair while commenting on every thread "Skrossi best"

Just looked at some of the games I missed and saw GE beat a respectable DWG squad. Hopefully, India gets a spot on Masters next year, or at least they are given an opportunity to qualify for one, as now we know they can compete with even KR's best

they just need another good jett/duelist to make space on their attack and then they will improve

he's a raze main but raze was meta like 6 months ago, now they need a consistent entry jett/duelist and yacine just does not feel like to me, which I think is one of the main reason their attack sucks. also acs on Raze is bloated since literally all her abilities do dmg

They need to replace yacine tho, maybe a hot take but idc

AND I WEAR T-SHIRTS

oh the irony

yea just revised, ty my brain kinda died midway thru

Ranking every team that could still, theoretically, win Champions (this list is like half-joking half-real so don't take too serious)

1. Gambit - nuff said
2. NV - el diablo and marved diff
3. SEN - TenZ and friends, but his friends need to tell him to never play raze again, stick to jett and reyna plz
4. Vision Strikers - Korean overlords
5. Acend - they have still yet to reach full potential IMO
6. G2 - sentinels should be called frosted flakes cause keloqz owns them
7. 100T - boomer buff will be in effect for rest of VCT
8. TL - double the brothers, double the headshots
9. KRU - keznit should teach TenZ raze
10. SMB - would rank top 3 if every tournament was online
11. Paper Rex - f0rsaken my favorite skin, also good player
12. Vivo Keyd - heat delivers a beating to other teams, and ntk to his gf
13. Nuturn - solo wasn't even trying smh, he was tanking to get hyeoni
14. Crazy Racoon - aka what Gambit fears most
15. XSET - zekken is only 16 bruh how
16. Fnatic - Boaster was saving strats cause he knew Gambit would carry them to Champions dw
17. Team Secret - not proven yet but they beat f0rsaken himself
18. F4Q - Bunny plays Raze and goes crazy, while FiveK bags the ladies
19. Guild - bonkar is perhaps the most mechanically gifted man to ever touch a computer
20. HL - yet another victim of the CR
    20.5. X10 - patiphan is almost as good at valorant as he is at magic
21. C9B - son of steel has officially surpassed his master, and they will definitely cause Chaos at LCQ
22. DWG - t3xture will obliterate everyone at LCQ
23. FaZe - corey alone would probably rank in the top 50 teams
24. OBG - coffee best yoru world
25. OXG - name ironic considering that they stop breathing whenever they face TL
26. V1 - Oderus will be the prophet that takes this team to the promised land
    26.5 VKS - it hurts to see people joking about gtn, some just can't appreciate true greatness
27. Gen.G - gmd lurk too strong
28. nth - Seoldam so good Riot had to nerf him
29. FUT - they have like 9 players how can they lose
30. LG - pains me to think that 100T could have had YaBoiDre on LAN if they kept him
31. Furia - the NV of Brazil (at least NV before yay and marved)
32. Rise - would put them higher but I am disappointed that a team with Superman and Neptune can't make Berlin
33. Australs - #1 csgo team for 3 years but can't even win latam smh
34. GE -

Who is Skrossi?
in math: my solution ➗

in history: my king 👑

in art: my muse 🎨

in science: my oxygen 💨

in geography: my world 🌍

35. BOOM - what a bathroom sounds like after someone who has eaten chipotle uses it
36. 6karma - aka second to kru
37. Sharks - they went to Europe just to lose to a new team
38. Full Sense - got nothing for this one tbh
39. GL

mwerza: I need help
GL: ok here's an astra one trick
mwerza: wtf

40. Fennel - they almost beat zeta so they kinda nice wit it
41. Chiefs ESC - wronski diff
42. anubis - shalaby pride of egypt
43. Order - slowly losing my will to type these rn
44. Infinity Esports - they exist ig
45. Reject - any reject fans?
46. lazer - isn't this a rapper
    holy this *was way too long

woah so much crazy news, especially the takej thing

what happened to my flair

finally a grand final that matters

Nuturn 2-1, unless hyeoni chokes or solo gets a headache

do whatever is cheapest tbh

slatt

imo if this happens in LCQ it will be a top 5 valorant game ever, even better than some of the LAN games

Can’t wait to see hyeoni, t3xture, and seoldam terrorizing everyone in the LCQ

fair

*woman sorry, women implies i have faith that this website appeals to more than one of them

getsys is a girl confirmed

L + broke chain

ayo Fat_Lard has an alt 😳

McDonalds is my reach tbh
hoping I get into my safety at the homeless shelter 🙏

so ur implying everyone else will not go to college

breh fr, they deserve it

Asuna what is your response to the reports that Hiko has alzheimers now which means he will forget to go to the bombsite with his team and baits them instead?

fr tho
d3ffo > TenZsToWhiff
mixwell > nay
scream > Assuna
cNed > Whiffdell
Derke > Babybot
nats > diaper

ok replace Fnatic with like Guild or OXG

NA:

1. 100T (qualifies)
2. XSET
3. Gen.G
4. C9
5. V1

EMEA:

1. G2 (qualifies)
2. Liquid
3. Giants (Hot take, SavidP supremacy)
4. SMB
5. Fnatic

APAC:

1. Nuturn (qualifies)
2. Zeta
3. Paper Rex
4. F4Q
5. Skrossi

SA (only doing 3 cause there's 8 teams):

1. Australs (qualifies)
2. Furia
3. Sharks

are there any famous copypastas here in vlr.gg? let me know :))

are there any famous copypastas here in vlr.gg? let me know :))

Ah I see the problem here
you picked Yoru

...Is Pokemon. No debate
And before you clown me
Was your favorite anime on THE cartoon network?
Does your favorite anime have a Mew Oreo cookie that is selling for upwards of $500?
Is your main character literally a deity who is immune to aging and monstrous attacks from creatures, such as flamethrowers and magic?
Ash Ketchum > every anime character
Misty and Brock > your favorite sidekicks
I rest my case. Try and name anything better (spoiler there isn't)