schlong
Country: South Korea
Registered: May 21, 2021
Last post: April 27, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Posts: 2093
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yo i thought u died in the summer

posted about 2 years ago

good ig im havin fun

posted about 2 years ago

and whats the issue exactly, from what ppl on this forum are saying t1 didn't do anything wrong

posted about 2 years ago

btw idk if they did this alr I wasn't watching the match I was grinding ranked

posted about 2 years ago

Just replay the map tmrw, it was stupid scheduling the third match today anyway. Give T1 a 8-4 lead if it makes it more fair

posted about 2 years ago

flair absolutely checks out

posted about 2 years ago

idk how ab we dont call anyone anything until we actually know whats going on

posted about 2 years ago

prob not anything, i actually like t1 so hopefully they didn't do anything against the rules

posted about 2 years ago

a few loud tsm dick riders are causing mutliple ppl on this site to lose their shit and proclaim their hate for all tsm fans. ofc every team will always have fans who mald when their team is losing, just ignore it

posted about 2 years ago
  1. Close af match where 3rd map goes to overtime (we just experienced this one)
  2. Gets upset by tier 2/3 team
  3. Gets massive lead on 1 or more maps and chokes them away
  4. Rolls a team in either a seeding match or irrelevant match

am i wrong tho?

posted about 2 years ago

SHEESH RANKED DEMON 4K

posted about 2 years ago

subroza really just a ranked demon who happens to be on a pro team

posted about 2 years ago

better than val

posted about 2 years ago

I feel like they should have Wardell play Jett or just not have Jett in their comp, Corey is a great player but Jett is not his agent

posted about 2 years ago

ye and this the result: https://twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/1487448335564906497

posted about 2 years ago

online, who cars

posted about 2 years ago

bro that was over a year ago lmao, and they had a sub

posted about 2 years ago

its ok i still believe, lower bracket run inc

posted about 2 years ago

sadge we'll get em next time

posted about 2 years ago

who won?

posted about 2 years ago

this might be partly because of the agents he's playing, as chamber and sova weren't available to him before

posted about 2 years ago

imo he lowkey is playing better on T1 than he was on 100T

posted about 2 years ago

all good

posted about 2 years ago

*NA riot playlist is fire

posted about 2 years ago

honestly its a bad omen at this point if we win pistol

posted about 2 years ago

glad to see we never change

posted about 2 years ago

they prob did at the start, now they're more like top 3-5

posted about 2 years ago

bro is risking his exam grade just to pray on TSM's downfall 💀

posted about 2 years ago

I'm excited to see Wardell buying awp 3rd/4th round again
#TSMWIN

posted about 2 years ago

im a tsm fan so yes

posted about 2 years ago

to every single invalid opinion and bait on this site

posted about 2 years ago

I think that Virtus.pro was interested in singing 5 smokes, so if they make emea playoffs it may be a similar situation to NaVi last year where they get signed right before the playoffs start

posted about 2 years ago

Update:
It has been almost a week. I have played Bind countless times. I have been forged by the fires of hell itself. I am no longer a mere mortal. The curse which has been cast upon me no longer hurts, as I have come to appreciate every single crack and corner of Bind. Bind is no longer just a map to me. It is the home of my conscious, and every single one of my living thoughts is about Bind. In my mind, there is now peace, where before there was frustration. To me, Bind is the only map that should be played in valorant.

posted about 2 years ago

My wild guesses are either Misfits, CLG, or Optic

posted about 2 years ago

bro i have over 1000 comments on this site, I'm too much of a no life to fall for that lmao

posted about 2 years ago

Since the academy team is so cracked, if the main TSM roster is at least 75% of what the academy roster is, there is no way TSM is not at least top 5 NA

posted about 2 years ago

zeek, pattitek, ardiis, koldamenta, ozzy, keloqz, nukkye, avova, meddo, and hoody will all be in the emea playoffs
meaning there will be 10 players in the emea playoffs who have played for G2 in the past, which is pretty wild

posted about 2 years ago

but what ab shahza- oh wait

posted about 2 years ago

nah this seems too reasonable for a region like NA, how ab double duelist instead?

posted about 2 years ago

that could be true but considering that there were reports of beef which led to keloqz being benched in the first place I'm not convinced that's the case

posted about 2 years ago

G2 would have still won with mixwell, the real difference this time around was nukkye getting comfortable in his support role and meddo stepping up in the past two games. not because keloqz played better than mixwell did on jett

posted about 2 years ago

That seals the deal. I am no longer a G2 fan. I’ve been a fan since 2014 and a Mixwell tier 3 sub. I officially will not be planning on buying any more G2 merch or purchasing their NFTs. Carlos is officially the worst esports owner in history. I'm moving on to FPX, where they know how to build a real superteam

posted about 2 years ago

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posted about 2 years ago

That seals the deal. I am no longer a G2 fan. I’ve been a fan since 2014 and a Mixwell tier 3 sub. I officially will not be planning on buying any more G2 merch or purchasing their NFTs. Carlos is officially the worst esports owner in history.

posted about 2 years ago

G2 should have at least kept him in the lineup even if not as a duelist, G2 just looked lost. HTW has look far more like a tier 1 team so far

posted about 2 years ago

An open letter to God:

Hey it's me, schlong. I just want to apologize for any sinful behavior I may have demonstrated this past week. I know I haven't been coming to church lately, and that I have not used the cleanest language when talking to others. Please know that I have received your heavenly message after getting Bind 5 times in a row just now. I ask for your forgiveness and pray that in exchange for me being a better Christian, you will one day bestow your mercy upon us and remove Bind, a.k.a the devil's butthole, from Valorant

In Jesus' name I pray, amen

posted about 2 years ago

no

posted about 2 years ago

?

posted about 2 years ago
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