Would there even be a winner?

still are just give us till 2032 I promise

they got 7-8th place at champions on lock unfortunately

GE - one win against tejo merchants and people think they are top tier
TLN - farming 3 easy teams in a row, will get hyped up and spanked by PRX/T1
TH - will do poorly in champions, Mickey Mouse kings really convinced people they aren’t bad
100T - beat a tired NRG during a honey moon phase, will be lucky to make playoffs
GX - EMEA equivalent of Talon

remember I went 5/5 last time just saying: https://www.vlr.gg/476899/playoff-teams-on-fraud-watch

100T, GenG, and C9 fans

you really just making up numbers for fun 🥀

https://www.vlr.gg/488018/nrg-vs-100-thieves-esports-world-cup-2025-winners

saving strats + we’ve improved since ewc

really a coin toss

odds of NRG beating each team

PRX: 40%
TLN: 60%
T1: 70%
GE: 75%
GENG: 95%
DRX: 98%
RRQ: 100%
TS: 100%
NS: 100%
BOOM: 100%
ZETA: 100%
DFM: 100%

calculated this real quick so consider a 5% margin of error

NRG vs GENG biggest fluke of all time confirmed

genuinely can’t wait to watch M8 cheer for NRG from the Paris crowd

why would I want to watch M8 almost choke 3 maps and actually choke 4

1. PRX fans
2. Sentinel fans
3. Brazilian fans
4. NRG fans
5. EDG Chinese netizens

HM: 100T fans after winning 1 game

all we need is time

what can I say I’m a big fan of T2

future Paris champs*

FNC are sadly back to the level of KC and APK
N0vi and VIT suck ass per usual
M8 and TH are currently having a choke off

seriously is there a single good team in this region? cause this is T2 gameplay

fellow ball knower

comp is good just need time for strats

he’s underrated

dude has never won a trophy without 3 top 5 players on his team. swap me with chronicle and I probably walk out with 2 more trophies than him

f0rsaken, Wo0t, d4v41, smoggy, Zellsis

but if you swap nAts with Chronicle on 2023-2025 Fnatic he also instantly becomes the “goat.” Chronicle is just lucky to always be on a super team his entire career

I fully believe #2 but we will have to wait till playoffs

goat of 2020 and best IGLing duelist oat btw

TenZ, yay, Derke, Aspas, ZmjjKK, Demon1, cNed, Jinggg, Cryocells, Zekken, BuZz, jawgemo, ScreaM

1. Chronicle has won 3 trophies from purely being in the right place at the right time. He is no goat
2. NRG is still better than 100T and was just exhausted from their EWC run
3. T3xture isn’t even a top 10 duelist all time

3/3?

meteor below leaf feels kinda crazy

alfa glazers are not gonna like this one

Less
nAts
Meteor
Alfajer
leaf

all time ranking, not current

agreed but he doesn't push my half a decade narrative lol

it's not ridiculous to say that

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>

1. Melofovia:
   2023 record = 0-11
   2024 record = 2-10
   2025 record = 3-8
   by 2030 DFM might have a positive record looking at the trend under this guy. how this coach is still employed baffles me

2. XQQ:
   half a decade of coaching for one fluke masters run. the team somehow looks worse after 2 months straight of practice. only good at recording content

3. SSeeS:
   averaging ~70 dmg per round atm. been in franchising for two years yet only has 3 VCT wins to his name and 2/3 of those are against Z0ta anyway so he pretty much only has 1

Korean edition coming next

not getting more than 5 rounds on either map

fake

we are still Paris champs, just the only fanbase that knows it

thanks chief

your team is next buddy

😔

believing*

Sunset is just not our map, we’ll be back on Corrode trust

+FNS
+Marved
+yay
+Victor
+crashies

bookmark this and come back in a month when NRG eliminates 100 flukes in the playoff game that actually matters. this is just a seeding match

pacific would be out of a job if shitmea didn’t keep donating trophies

NRG rolls your region lil bro

holy it’s the real Laz

life game on the level of off season Xeppaa. won’t be replicated

cause they ain’t us 🗣️