Can you picture it? The enigma that is Feenis of Tanzania. Returning after some downtime farming views on Twitch. Beating SEN, G2, LEV, 100T, LOUD, FNC, PRX, EDG, TH and even more. Absolutely demolishes them while controlling his team at maximum efficiency.

He gets the last kill of the game in the grand finals of champs... the score is 13-0, the 6th flawless game of the tournament. NRG hasn't been beaten since Feenis joined.

He gets up from the desk and hoists the trophy.

Yinsu approaches him in tears, seeing Boaster get smacked around is affecting her emotions.

She meekly asks Feenis, "what's next for you FNS."

Feenis looks at the camera, millions of fans watching in anticipation.

Feenis: "That's it, I'm running an ad."

The stream cuts out and we watch 3 hours of ads. GG ez no re. My goat wins again

Zero reading comprehension, unfortunate Geo

you guys are downvoting him because you don't know what insensitive means LOL.

He's not saying they're in the wrong, but it's a touchy subject for China and its people.

10x reps of your mom

Yes. It's nothing against Asians. When they take over, the skill does increase and the mechanics are nuts but the clout factor disappears which is what really makes the game fun to watch for me.

I still watch league occasionally but it's nowhere near as fun as valorant.

They won't stop hosting in China, Riot is owned by Tencent, it's arguably an even bigger audience than NA or EMEA. League of legends doesn't really have this issue as the EMEA and NA teams usually just get stomped so there's not too much coverage for them.

NA/EMEA content in Valorant is the most watched so there'll be a lot of incidents like this where things get falsely translated and NA/EMEA players get flamed by chinese/korean fans.

"I'm a China hater" does not mean what they think it means.

I think a lab monkey could put more thought into a vlr post than you.

Yea that already tells me enough about the state of your frontal lobe. He had almost a 40% clutch in Champs alone. He didn't need to be the "best player" on his team. That's not even the argument??? He's a role player that sets up players like demon1, jawgemo, and aspas.

Why do you deal in absolutes??? the dude was a world-class initiator not even a year ago and won champs?? "Retire" and "Over for him" is actually nuts and I'm not even a LEV fan.

my brother in christ, can a man not support his son LMFAO

VLR users when a man has a loving father:

worst masters, so rigged, tencent is controlling every game by activating chips in players brains, gg go next

Gen G has 5 cracked asians that looked terrifying just 1 event ago.

G2 is an ascension team of which the core hasn't made an international since 2022.

You decide who you want to play.

That's why I put mine in quotes. My point was, if you're new, don't worry about any supplements and just get in the habit of going. Once you're more involved and and in the intermediate phase, you can start worrying about supplements.

Real asf, the only thing I use is pre-workout for the energy.

Creatine is only necessary if you're starting skinny imo as it's way harder to build muscle than convert it from fat.

ShanksFan69, if you're new to the gym, start "natural" and build not just your muscles but your whole body and mentality. If you're just sitting on your ass all day and just wanted to go to the gym and started with creatine, you are not setting yourself up for success. It's going 0-100. If you're a bit more experienced and are still having these medical issues I would consult a doctor.

If 100T carry form from end of split, 2-1 100T

If they're adjusting to Shanghai and are off from not playing for a while, 2-1 FUT

Avatar: The Last Airbender. The turkish dub was super shitty but I'd eat lunch and watch it every day as a kid in Turkey.

kanyefan4238173

I don't mind orange but the team skins tend to be very cookie cutter. The only "change" is the color and orange is not a popular color.

so they chose orange :skull:

brother you are getting fried, just take a nap and come back

I wouldn't say overrated. I think they're actually pretty fairly rated. The word I'd use is underperform.

You're actually braindead if you think that. It was a lot more even last year, EMEA was favored thanks to FNC shitting on everyone. EG was the dark horse. This year is way different.

I don't know man, Asians are just gods at Riot games. Must be the tencent chip activating in their brains LMFAO.

I'm NGL, I'm super impressed with the improvement of FPX. Obviously, we'll need to watch the rest of swiss and playoffs but if DRG, FPX, or EDG perform well, I'll be convinced that this will be another Asian run esport.

Pacific already looks scary. Gen G, DRX, and PRX are amongst the top teams in the world. Once China's strats, and discipline get honed it might be wraps for NA/EMEA. At least for the next few internationals. These regions are already looking shaky. If APAC can get over the chokes and CN improves, GG.

If APAC specifically doesn't win an event this year, they are shit. The road is so clear for them.

I'm sorry brother, I didn't see the vision. Lisan Al Ghaaib

My GOAT Cned is losing. Might need to hit up one of those TikTok Chinese doctors and get a liposuction to really lock in. I fear his glorious manboobs are holding back his flicks.

I used to be obsessed with this quiz haha. This one and the country flags one is so fun.

Jake "The round ends here" Howlett

nah, these teams tend to have the most fans (minus kru, they were just on copium from split 1) so they end up having the biggest sample size of retards

third one down blud

Common L take users:

• SEN flairs
• NRG flairs
• FNC flairs
• Navi flairs
• KRU flairs
• LOUD flairs

the rest can miss sometimes but whenever its a bad take, 99% chance they have a flair from the list above

As someone who used to be 250 lbs (113 kg for my Europeans), and now weighs 175, it is okay to be fat. It is ok to be ok with being fat. Yet the quality of life changes that come with weight loss are undeniable. You feel better about yourself, you can really find a good style without being self conscious, people look at you different, you get more compliments and more attention from girls. It's less about being fat and more about being confident.

It might be a little recency bias but Jawg's ace to close out the map against NRG might be my new favorite. It was so clean.

Either that or that OT round in GEN G vs SEN when Sacy and Zellsis clutched a 2v3 and won the map.

Editing this one in but also the LOUD vs OPT round where crashies tried right clicking Sacy and left him at like 1 hp.

Yea but Gekko is pretty meta, and deadlock is dead af. I don't if they consider that at all but the sentinel role could be more spiced up.

no I meant an initiator, not an agent

I doubt we get another so soon, we just got gekko not that long ago. I think the next one will be a sentinel, even if its not my shitty idea haha.

true I don't have friends and solo queue so I didn't even think about that LMFAO, then I guess the reverse enemy controls ult is the way to go

Ok here is my ideal next agent let me cook:

Sentinel Role
E - hear every footstep within a defined range (even enemies walking) 2-3 seconds
C - control a bomb that drops from the sky, does 75 damage, can be shot in the air
Q - trip that acts like a raze satchel, doesn't stun, just bounces enemies in the air for a second

Ult: Cut all enemy comms for 5-10 seconds, can't talk to each other (idek if thats possible lol)

if that ult isn't possible then like a glitch ult that reverses enemy controls

I think Split is the worst map to get stomped on but is fun overall. Not too many complaints from me.

true tbh, it's hard to not lose after a 10-2 choke

I knew you dabbled in paraphernalia but wasn't aware you're a ketamine user.

JAWGSET

https://www.vlr.gg/314640/sentinels-vs-evil-geniuses-champions-tour-2024-americas-stage-1-w3/?game=163401&tab=overview

Why do I have to suffer another act of sunset? It is genuinely the most boring, garbage, snoozefest shit to play and watch. I have a neutral win rate on it so its not that I'm doing bad. Regardless of any performance, it is genuinely the worst map added into the game. Mid plays are boring, site hits are cheeks, does anyone enjoy this piece of shit? I need to know which individual datura leaves were being smoked when they cooked it up.

Yes but if the rest of the duelists also have the ability to op and exit, then the rest of the duelists can get higher pick rates too. Any rank people just want to get kills and live.

Based cypher chad

I think at that point the only people playing duelist would be people actually good with mobility/entrying so it really would weed out the instalock bums I run into. So yes, win-win.

True. I'm partly yapping because I'm not even a duelist main, I usually play initiator/controller. I think the reason why Jett and Raze are so high up is because of their ability to entry without too much support.

With Jett you can dash into a smoke and be a distraction while your team streams in. With Raze, her satchels give so much mobility that you can get into a position that isn't expected.

With the rest of the duelists, you have to just walk in with your teammates and hope their util usage is good.