they can just not good enough

clone meiy and run it

you are retarded

f0t0nh0 has been ass, his only relevancy was against EDG in 2023

what's fut doing

imagine this guy gets exposed as a fraud
rostermania and allat just became 10x more chaotic

yay’s biggest dickrider is back
multiple teams wanted him last year, he just chose the bag

so what
we're not talking about longevity
we're talking about rn

cr0zy g0y

wah wah wah derke stats insane
does bro know that valorant is a 5v5 game
those 5 players i mentioned all have a higher impact than derke
there's a reason why they all placed better in the last year

cs tier 2 is pretty good i've heard

derke isn't top 3 itw
t3xture kangkang aspas jawgemo zekken all clear rn

first they said he should get off raze
so he learnt sentinel
then he got bored of sentinel
so he learnt controller
then he got bored of controller
now he's back to duelists
mark my words, soon we're going to see yay on sova

i hope you get better soon n1cf

is this basically losers/winners queue

lowkey i should do that
"sentiment analysis on posts from the subhuman and mentally struggling vlr community to determine the real-life personalities and characteristics of users"

Trembolona will be here

bro said sym is less inconsistent than mada

facts, i'm actually hyped
fns needs to aim train this off season, then its just an easy masters win for the team

why are you back

chunkio, he's a real one for sticking with yay through the hard times

it could go one of two ways
either it goes insane: last dance for many of the old guard, mixed up teams, full 12-team regional circuits and hopefully a grabbitz champs song
or it goes ass: goated players flop like bleed aspas kc saadhak vit less and the like, the schedule is fucked up like this past year, and grabbitz doesn't do the champs song

when you're like 5 seasons in do you notice a bunch of random chinese AI generated names with insane potential and cheap contracts popping up
yeah i took advantage of this
BLG won 5 masters and a champs in 3 years, went 11-0 for three regular seasons in a row
some guy named bobetincelle is a top 8 player rn

only good fast food is taco bell and i don't recommend more than once in a while

its irrelevant though. i know fns has derke in high regard but from what fns has been saying he doesn't want to take the risk of signing an emea player because its unknown how the player will be in new circumstances

blud said sen clears g2
sen couldn't even clear g2 this year and they had a two-time masters winner and the only player to win both champs and masters

hot take but i think fns wanted mada more than derke
after the ardiis fiasco you can tell from the podcast that fns has doubts about an emea player joining his team

uhh
Keith “ardiis” 007

fns is the better indian

i hope you get better soon n1cf

a good amount of seasons in and chinese bot players with good stats and low prices appear outta nowhere, resulting in this:

Contenders for the Championship!
The stage is set for another exciting season! Our latest report reveals the top 5 teams primed for a championship run.

Here are the teams expected to take it all this season:

FunPlus Phoenix
Xi Lai Gaming
EDward Gaming
JDG Esports
Nova Esports

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kVZ4mKmtM

is it just me or is flashback him

scroll over in the players hub and make offers
then sim a week
then see if they accept or reject

oh yeah i see it thanks

wait how do you do it

i’m sorry i couldn’t read anything other than “sen fans are walking corpses” but at least i agree with that

upvoted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnljP2QxNKY

red car is dropping those same numbers lil bro, 16/35 is ASS for someone who claims to be good because he dominates ranked
shut the fuck up and put respect on fns, redgar, boaster, and the like because they all own your ass

clown9 fan finally said something correct

bang is better than reduxx, reduxx was 3-4th best on his team in tier 2, and they didn't even qualify for ascension
meanwhile, bang was a top 5 player in americas stage 1
recency bias goes crazy

ardiis

idk i think radiant tho cuz zj0s peaked radiant

cloudberry upvote effect at it again

bros just wrong, fns is fully indian

truly a horrible day to be literate

https://www.vlr.gg/112282/optic-gaming-vs-guild-esports-valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-copenhagen-opening-a

oh fuck
its three isn't it
uhhhhhhhhh

he's underrated and overhated
remember, under g0k0d, lev's main strat was "aspas go kill" and c0m therefore went negative every map
under the goat itopata, lev actually had good protocols and c0m had really good impact

players I want to win, not players I think are the best. this ain't a tier list.

1. yay
2. jawgemo
3. c0m
4. fns
5. ardiis
6. f0rsaken/mindfreak/david
7. nAts
8. stax/mako/rb
9. hiro
10. riens/miniboo