Don’t let reddit see this

0trophyretics ain’t making it out of swiss lil bro

They only lost to them in Champs last year because they didn’t have KINGjak and my crashGOAT in the team, both of them fucked heretics so hard it would’ve been taken down on ph for being too violent

Don’t forget Yay’s resurgence soon

https://www.vlr.gg/482515/team-heretics-vs-fnatic-champions-tour-2025-emea-stage-1-playoffs-ubf
https://www.vlr.gg/482513/fnatic-vs-team-heretics-champions-tour-2025-emea-stage-1-playoffs-gf
You are making this 2 ez for me bro

Well it sure ain’t p00py rex that’s winning Toronto fs

Boaster: minimum 6 trophies, 7th coming with Toronto
Valyn: like 3 or something
Valyn wishes he was as good as Boaster

You must be watching the games with your eyes closed if you ever thought that shitter is good, it’s a known fact he got a spot in tier 1 because of nepotism and it shows

“Deactivated c-cuz girlfrien-“ yeah ok bud

I didn’t think Click had this many fans on vlr mb

This feels illegal to watch

True
Get to work

Xuss
Comeback

Koalaboob is unironically the worst duelist in EMEA alongside minibum and m8 Cuck

I can’t think of anyone who took a long break from competitive, came back and still fried people as well as they did before. But I’d pay money to see Dicey play again

after careful deliberation
XLG - like 30%
BLG - 10%
Wolves - 5%
RRQ - 50%
GENG - 70%
PRX - 25%
G2 - 0%
SEN - 65%
MIBR - 25%
FNC - 60%
TH - 0%
TL - 10%

There have already been atleast 5 threads made about this exact same doc lil bro you are late

Asian teams will dominate Valorant for years to come

Valorant is turning into League lite where korean/chinese teams dominate tournaments but people are not ready to accept it yet. And Valorant doesn’t have a Faker/T1 equivalent either so it brings the hype to nonexistent levels when you see some bums you couldn’t give less of a shit about fighting for the trophy

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/0d887b7d

Trembolonarage

One bad map happens to everyone innit

PRX and underdogs in the same sentence💀💀💀

Title

SEN vs FNC/any EMEA team tbh
MIBR vs TH
RRQ in the Grand Finals vs anyone
PRX in the Grand Finals vs anyone
BLG in the Grand Finals vs anyone
so it could be RRQ vs PRX or PRX vs BLG, same region matches aren’t as hype so no PRX vs RRQ
No G2 because they bring no viewership

Right now the most overrated would be the entire G2 roster except maybe Jawgemo and Aspas. Zekken dogpiles on them both

Vyse???

GENG 2-0 MIBR, GENG is a different beast when it comes to internationals. They only lost champs cause of burnout btw
TL 2-1 BLG, billy billy will barely take one map before running out of steam
Wolves vs Sen is a 2-0 for either team
PRX 26-0 Shitretics, easiest matchup PRX could ask for kekk

So when G2 loses in Toronto again will we still consider them to be the best team itw?

The fact that she’s not even the last one (and isn’t 9th either but you’re kinda retarded so no point arguing with that) proves my point

Literally the same excuse people used for Florescent until she proved her worth on Tier 1, these newgens I swear

She says at least one situation which means there were probably more

She is, in every way possible, better than paycheck stealers like tomaszy, Governor and v1nny kekkk

https://x.com/valorintel/status/1704198459086061795

meL is unironically better than some current Tier 1 pros lmao

I don’t see how Florescent’s situation makes GC look worse when people like meL got rejected numerous times by tier 1 teams simply for being a woman even before all of this has happened

5/8 Masters were won by second seed teams btw. You are statistically more likely to win Masters if you are 2nd seed

But I’m not even baiting this time??

It’s already 2025 bud

The embedded links aren’t working I think

https://files.catbox.moe/4ys3hp.png

Just imagine

How the fuck is aspas fifth when Rarga and even Whzy exists

https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2
https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2
https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2

https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2
Your team is not making it out btw

https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2

https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2
https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2

Yeah, okay, but watch this!

Glad you asked!
https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2
https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2
https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2

They’re beyond dogshit if they can’t close it out, imagine trying and wasting your time prepping shit only for it to be worthless in the end lmfao