luminescience
Flag: United Kingdom
Registered: May 13, 2022
Last post: June 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Posts: 754
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I got a j*b

posted 4 hours ago

TH bombed out, G2 about to tank…fuck, being a successful hater is just so easy

posted 4 hours ago

Weird cope

posted 3 weeks ago

Surely they must have won an international if they’re so quick to adapt to any meta?:)

posted 3 weeks ago

Got stomped in Shanghai, bombed out of Champs, choked Bangkok and they’re clear Toronto favourites in an unfavourable meta because…?

posted 3 weeks ago

I’m still flabbergasted by plat chat’s ratings. In no point during stage 1 did they look like a top 5 team itw. In fact, how do you call this mental illness of overhyping PRX every single fucking time.

posted 3 weeks ago

How the fuck is PRX 4th like I’m genuinely gobsmacked by their placement

posted 3 weeks ago

This but unironically

posted 3 weeks ago

Is bro even aware they won

posted 3 weeks ago

Cumshot ain’t even tweeting or saying anything about the valorant team

posted 3 weeks ago

You are given a trophy for free if you face 0trophyretics in the grand finals
FNC is tough tho but I wouldn’t mind them winning either

posted 3 weeks ago

We are literally winning EWC then Champs bud

posted 3 weeks ago
  1. RRQ
  2. FNC
  3. GENG
  4. NRG
  5. EDG
  6. SEN
  7. DRX
  8. BBL
  9. XLG
  10. PRX
  11. 100T
  12. kfc
  13. BLG
  14. t0tan

My hatred for G2 and TH does not allow me to objectively rate them therefore they’re omitted from this list

posted 3 weeks ago

You typed BLG instead of TH is alright

posted 3 weeks ago

100t will never be good as long as Cumshit is jerking off his peanit to COD

posted 3 weeks ago

this time will be different i can feel it in my left nutsack

posted 3 weeks ago

nrg will qualify for champs and win it all

posted 3 weeks ago

Yeah and it’s RRQ btw

posted 3 weeks ago

This your third seed? Yeah EMEA staying trophyless for another year LMAOOOO

posted 3 weeks ago

Three overrated sneaks and it’s not FNC 💀

posted 3 weeks ago

While Jemkin is obviously a tier above everyone else it’s not like the rest of RRQ is bad as well, besides two players have already been in an international before. I think people should have way more faith in them

posted 3 weeks ago

The whole team’s flopping tbh

posted 3 weeks ago

It’s not 2024 anymore lil bro. GENG is now severely underrated and this is the conclusion I came to after watching several professional and armchair analysts put them in bottom tiers when it comes to winning Toronto

posted 3 weeks ago

You would be surprised by the amount of people thinking they’re bad

posted 3 weeks ago

Thank you

posted 3 weeks ago

Yes it is sportswashing slop, nobody denies that. But most, if not all orgs want the money. Orgs want their players to win. Players want to win as well (I’ve seen no proof saying otherwise). “My team does bad in EWC because Toronto more important” is cope.

posted 3 weeks ago

https://x.com/NotDonJake/status/1926340861089997203
I think it’s reasonable enough to claim that the FNC brand is now solo-carried by their Valorant team

posted 3 weeks ago

EDG was consistently bad until Champs where they had a cinderella run + s1mon, I don’t understand why do you keep bringing them up

posted 3 weeks ago

This time last year Sen was sitting at home with two new trophies on their shelf btw

posted 3 weeks ago

Surely you watched Bangkok right
Or did you skip it because Shitretics wasn’t playing

posted 3 weeks ago

Congratulations Wolves for winning Toronto

posted 3 weeks ago

Watched TMV latest video where he gave his Toronto team tierlist and ignoring the two glaringly bad takes (Shart2 as winners and Shitretics as contenders) he also said Sentinels is also an opponent to look out for and also potential winners alongside FNC which makes me go 🤨 because this core isn’t as strong as the one in 2024 and they haven’t looked too hot in Bangkok. What makes them rated so highly by TMV and other analysts? Is it really them beating G2 (every shitter’s favourite team to win it all) once?

posted 3 weeks ago

@seangares @valesportsna @ShopifyRebels My boy has poured his life into this career…he loves Valorant and the community…the slander to this team and specifically my son will not go unanswered…more than anything, this appears to be projection or cope…huge mistake kid.

posted 3 weeks ago

For rushing his video
Blame mr funhaver for having a melty and leaking shit before Daddy Gares could finish his investigation, now all the other culprits that don’t have subzero IQ went into hiding.

posted 3 weeks ago

Daddy Gares I’m ready 🤤🥵🥵

posted 3 weeks ago

If you haven’t realized it yet the third seeds (except paper rex) aren’t trying because they have to prep for Toronto. Wolves didn’t make it, Mibr and Liquid don’t care about qualifying

posted 3 weeks ago

Stop making us sen fans look bad

posted 3 weeks ago

They just got really unlucky, just like how DRX was meant to be there instead of PRX

posted 3 weeks ago

Both nrg and c9 play like shite in playoffs but at least the former wins some events. Now that they have nothing to prep for nrg is trying their best in ewc then they will try their best in stage 2. What do c9 bums do?

posted 3 weeks ago

At least nrg gets a shitton of money for winning off-season events
What does c9 get for bombing out in playoffs? lol

posted 3 weeks ago

Ratatouille 🔥🔥🔥🔥

posted 3 weeks ago

G2 too high

posted 3 weeks ago

Friendly fire

posted 3 weeks ago

Unlearn how to read

posted 3 weeks ago

Yes
Wake up bud

posted 3 weeks ago

Nrg dynasty starts now. We winning ewc then stage 2 then paris. u heard it here first

posted 3 weeks ago
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