luminescience
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Registered: May 13, 2022
Last post: November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Posts: 1706
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I have a tingling in my balls that it's going to be another 2025 VIT repeat

posted 3 weeks ago

Yay mentioned?

The Ace of Aim. The Bringer of Brilliance. The Cultivator of Chamber. The Duke of Diablos. The Emperor of Ecos. The Fiercest of Fraggers. The Grandest of GOATs. The Honcho of Hell. The Imperator of Intelligence. The Jarl of Jett. The King of Knowledge. The Lord of Lurkers. The Master of Mobility. The Neutraliser of Nukes. The Optimiser of Operators. The Paragon of Peeking. The Quixote of Quickscopes. The Ruler of Retakes. The Sentinel of Spike. The Triumpher of Thrifties. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Value. The Warrantor of Wins. The Xerarch of Xin. The Yielder of Youth. The Zenith of Zoning.

Behold The Alpha of Alphas, The King of Kings, The Lord of Lords, El Diablo

EL CHADblo THE GOLDEN,
EL APEXPREDATORblo the MASCULINE,
EL GRIPblo the CRUSHING,
EL INSURMOUNTABLEblo the UNSURPASSABLE,
EL INDOMITABLEblo the UNYIELDING,
EL AESTHETICblo the BEAUTIFUL,
EL SWOLEblo the RIPPED,
EL TANKblo the RESOLUTE,
EL PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGblo the INTIMIDATING,
EL GLAREblo the DOMINEERING,
EL JUGGERNAUTblo the UNSTOPPABLE,
EL DISCIPLINEDblo the ENLIGHTENED,
EL ZENblo the SPIRITUAL,
EL POTENTblo the VIRILE,
EL ALMIGHTYblo the INVINCIBLE,
EL VALOURblo the DAUNTLESS,
EL IMPERIOUSblo the DOMINATOR,
EL INVICTUSblo the ETERNAL,
EL MAELSTROMblo the TITANIC,
EL QUAKEblo the SPACE-TIME SHAKING,
EL COLOSSALblo the LEVIATHAN,
EL BEHEMOTHblo the MASTODONIC,
EL MONSTERblo the TERRIFYING,
EL LORDblo the KING,
EL DEITYblo the CHRIST,
EL CRIMSONblo the LEGEND,
EL SUPERNOVAblo the TRANSIENT

Enter Yay

posted 4 weeks ago

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted 4 weeks ago

I haven’t been keeping up with valorant at all since Champs tell me the most exciting roster moves
No “le hekkin tier 2 prospect made it out of the hood” type shit I do not care about these bums

posted 4 weeks ago

BDD keep your head up king you did well

posted 1 month ago

Wyd??????????

posted 1 month ago

Are you the real Shownu?

posted 1 month ago

pffftttt AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

posted 1 month ago

Had a dream people were calling him a top 10 player and it pissed me off so bad I woke up and decided to seethe on VLR dot gee gee. God he's so fucking ass it's unreal

posted 1 month ago

TheSpy check your paypal buddy

posted 1 month ago

To be as popular as League esports wise? Somehow birth our own Faker? More years for it to truly settle?

posted 1 month ago

Sorry

posted 2 months ago

Just get him out of Clove jail **** Potter

posted 2 months ago

TH Yay

posted 2 months ago

Good riddance

posted 2 months ago

That doesn’t count

posted 2 months ago

Where America is the best region?

posted 2 months ago

Mine would be Kaajak

posted 2 months ago

Yay had a dominant year in 2021 playing Jett and the occasional Sage, even when he was stuck in bum teams like Andbox

posted 2 months ago

Feeling sad for Boaster. Hope he can lift a trophy next year (preferably in London)
https://x.com/valo2asia/status/1975144677356765326

posted 2 months ago

Berlin can we get a riddle instead

posted 2 months ago

2 > 3 > 5 > 1 > 4

posted 2 months ago

“Rookie” “Babybay” 😭😭

posted 2 months ago

We all agree it was Bangkok’s GF right
Heavily underrated pick would be the BBL vs FUT match where it went to like 10 OTs on Ascent

posted 2 months ago

best team of the year - FNC
best regon of the year - APAC
best international run of the year (dosent have to be a winner. just a team who defied all odds and made a historical run) - Wolves
best regional farmers - G2
comeback team of the year - NRG
biggest dissapointment of the year - GENG :/

player/coach awards:
2025 MVP - Kaajak I guess
ROTY - Kaajak
coach of the year - Bonkar
comeback player of the year - Mada
awper of the year - Something
igl of the year - Ethan

posted 2 months ago

What a crazy performance this year
His future is brighter than Derke’s head

posted 2 months ago

We ALL watching Worlds

posted 2 months ago

No more Shartretics too

posted 2 months ago

As iconic as KK’s Guardian 4k?

posted 2 months ago

Mental illness

posted 2 months ago

Bangkok was generational
Bonus points for Shart2 losing

posted 2 months ago

It was better than initially believed but the 5th map was hella underwhelming imo
2022 > 2023 > 2025 > 2021 > 2024

posted 2 months ago

Congrats

posted 2 months ago

How are you guys feeling

posted 2 months ago

Kaajak singlehandedly won them the Abyss

posted 2 months ago

Sell that OP blud

posted 2 months ago

Why did they stop playing Chamber? Even if it got exposed it's still stronger than the Sage variant

posted 2 months ago

That was me with 2022 Champs

posted 2 months ago

COMEBACK IS HERE AND IT'S FUCKING REAL

posted 2 months ago

HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

posted 2 months ago

WAIT HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

posted 2 months ago

I'm not calling him bad

posted 2 months ago

He just don't have that aura man
For example I wanna cheer for s1mple/Faker every time they play and they're inarguably GOATs of their respective games. But Ethan? He just...exists

posted 2 months ago

Better get stomped hard 3-0 than lose an extremely winnable close match like TH last year

posted 2 months ago

2024 was worse and people only remember it fondly because of Kangkang's performance
It was low quality in terms of skill displayed, the two first maps were one-sided stomps, Shitretics won the 4th map by pure luck, etc.

posted 2 months ago

2024 was worse

posted 2 months ago

EDG literally got third the next event and only fell off because of internal issues fuck you mean fluke winners

posted 2 months ago
  1. 2022: Thats fucking Valorant right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging perma odin spam bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the A site, men deliver their new born baby on the B site. Fucking hard core dick in the ass flex pick early game Valorant fuck it run it down mid game time shit.
  2. 2023: Greatest storyline so far. Prime Demon1
  3. 2025 (so far): NRG hit some nice shots and clutches but FNC legit look like they're dying irl
  4. 2021: I really don't know how acend won this one and nobody remembers this bum fluke ass team anyways
  5. 2024: I can't be objective about this one
posted 2 months ago

Except NRG doesn't have a star player like Semen1

posted 2 months ago
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