luminescience
Flag: United Kingdom
Registered: May 13, 2022
Last post: May 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Posts: 752
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Weird cope

posted 5 days ago

Surely they must have won an international if they’re so quick to adapt to any meta?:)

posted 5 days ago

Got stomped in Shanghai, bombed out of Champs, choked Bangkok and they’re clear Toronto favourites in an unfavourable meta because…?

posted 5 days ago

I’m still flabbergasted by plat chat’s ratings. In no point during stage 1 did they look like a top 5 team itw. In fact, how do you call this mental illness of overhyping PRX every single fucking time.

posted 6 days ago

How the fuck is PRX 4th like I’m genuinely gobsmacked by their placement

posted 6 days ago

This but unironically

posted 1 week ago

Is bro even aware they won

posted 1 week ago

Cumshot ain’t even tweeting or saying anything about the valorant team

posted 1 week ago

You are given a trophy for free if you face 0trophyretics in the grand finals
FNC is tough tho but I wouldn’t mind them winning either

posted 1 week ago

We are literally winning EWC then Champs bud

posted 1 week ago
  1. RRQ
  2. FNC
  3. GENG
  4. NRG
  5. EDG
  6. SEN
  7. DRX
  8. BBL
  9. XLG
  10. PRX
  11. 100T
  12. kfc
  13. BLG
  14. t0tan

My hatred for G2 and TH does not allow me to objectively rate them therefore they’re omitted from this list

posted 1 week ago

You typed BLG instead of TH is alright

posted 1 week ago

100t will never be good as long as Cumshit is jerking off his peanit to COD

posted 1 week ago

this time will be different i can feel it in my left nutsack

posted 1 week ago

nrg will qualify for champs and win it all

posted 1 week ago

Yeah and it’s RRQ btw

posted 1 week ago

This your third seed? Yeah EMEA staying trophyless for another year LMAOOOO

posted 1 week ago

Three overrated sneaks and it’s not FNC 💀

posted 1 week ago

While Jemkin is obviously a tier above everyone else it’s not like the rest of RRQ is bad as well, besides two players have already been in an international before. I think people should have way more faith in them

posted 1 week ago

The whole team’s flopping tbh

posted 1 week ago

It’s not 2024 anymore lil bro. GENG is now severely underrated and this is the conclusion I came to after watching several professional and armchair analysts put them in bottom tiers when it comes to winning Toronto

posted 1 week ago

You would be surprised by the amount of people thinking they’re bad

posted 1 week ago

Thank you

posted 1 week ago

Yes it is sportswashing slop, nobody denies that. But most, if not all orgs want the money. Orgs want their players to win. Players want to win as well (I’ve seen no proof saying otherwise). “My team does bad in EWC because Toronto more important” is cope.

posted 1 week ago

https://x.com/NotDonJake/status/1926340861089997203
I think it’s reasonable enough to claim that the FNC brand is now solo-carried by their Valorant team

posted 1 week ago

EDG was consistently bad until Champs where they had a cinderella run + s1mon, I don’t understand why do you keep bringing them up

posted 1 week ago

This time last year Sen was sitting at home with two new trophies on their shelf btw

posted 1 week ago

Surely you watched Bangkok right
Or did you skip it because Shitretics wasn’t playing

posted 1 week ago

Congratulations Wolves for winning Toronto

posted 1 week ago

Watched TMV latest video where he gave his Toronto team tierlist and ignoring the two glaringly bad takes (Shart2 as winners and Shitretics as contenders) he also said Sentinels is also an opponent to look out for and also potential winners alongside FNC which makes me go 🤨 because this core isn’t as strong as the one in 2024 and they haven’t looked too hot in Bangkok. What makes them rated so highly by TMV and other analysts? Is it really them beating G2 (every shitter’s favourite team to win it all) once?

posted 1 week ago

@seangares @valesportsna @ShopifyRebels My boy has poured his life into this career…he loves Valorant and the community…the slander to this team and specifically my son will not go unanswered…more than anything, this appears to be projection or cope…huge mistake kid.

posted 1 week ago

For rushing his video
Blame mr funhaver for having a melty and leaking shit before Daddy Gares could finish his investigation, now all the other culprits that don’t have subzero IQ went into hiding.

posted 1 week ago

Daddy Gares I’m ready 🤤🥵🥵

posted 1 week ago

If you haven’t realized it yet the third seeds (except paper rex) aren’t trying because they have to prep for Toronto. Wolves didn’t make it, Mibr and Liquid don’t care about qualifying

posted 1 week ago

Stop making us sen fans look bad

posted 1 week ago

They just got really unlucky, just like how DRX was meant to be there instead of PRX

posted 1 week ago

Both nrg and c9 play like shite in playoffs but at least the former wins some events. Now that they have nothing to prep for nrg is trying their best in ewc then they will try their best in stage 2. What do c9 bums do?

posted 1 week ago

At least nrg gets a shitton of money for winning off-season events
What does c9 get for bombing out in playoffs? lol

posted 1 week ago

Ratatouille 🔥🔥🔥🔥

posted 1 week ago

G2 too high

posted 1 week ago

Friendly fire

posted 1 week ago

Unlearn how to read

posted 1 week ago

Yes
Wake up bud

posted 1 week ago

Nrg dynasty starts now. We winning ewc then stage 2 then paris. u heard it here first

posted 1 week ago

And cned?

posted 1 week ago

You don’t watch Chinese slop if you think BLG is weak. Whzy is s better player than 85% players in the tournament

posted 1 week ago
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