luminescience
Flag: United Kingdom
Registered: May 13, 2022
Last post: April 29, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Posts: 2027
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Boaster can make anyone look good tbf doesn't count

posted 1 week ago

Dropping someone who has a LEGITIMATE and VALID trophy and someone with one of the best longevities in Valorant for this bum.... mmmmm nyo

posted 1 week ago

All of that only to flop and slop bigly in playoffs
Crashies still the best initiatior itw

posted 1 week ago

Shartretics during the final

posted 1 week ago

That was me during Shanghai lowk

posted 1 week ago

*Potter

posted 1 week ago

Sounds like you are simply jealous you don't have a cute e-kitten orbiting you

posted 1 week ago

Multiply a 0 by any number and you still get 0

posted 1 week ago

What the fuck is this agent even for

posted 1 week ago

Is us Kruers
And trembolona

posted 1 week ago

Haha I wasn’t talking about this match lol rofl

posted 1 week ago

12-0 to 12-14 holyyyy you heard it here first

posted 1 week ago

Forgot to mention @Asuna

posted 1 week ago

Lullquid at internationals be like

posted 1 week ago

This is all your fault for sharting on the other teams
Karma caught up

posted 1 week ago

Get there first lil bro

posted 1 week ago

That Boaster is the greatest Valorant player in history (after yay) and only gets undermined by IQlets (95% of VCT watchers) because he’s not a KDA player

posted 2 weeks ago

Not an argument

posted 2 weeks ago

Watching Kaajak play is very stimulating

posted 2 weeks ago

Blud doesn't know naurrrrrrrrrrrr

posted 2 weeks ago

It only gets worse btw

posted 2 weeks ago

This would've been Optic if they didn't disband

posted 2 weeks ago

And still losing
Get a real hobby lil bro

posted 2 weeks ago

Mwzera was doing really good... I wonder what he has to say about that

posted 3 weeks ago

Fvrk no I'd rather have Victor jobless then

posted 4 weeks ago

I don't know but I'm already kneeling

posted 4 weeks ago

Crashies best initiator itw
SEN wheeling Victor out of the retirement home
Second Coming of Yay soon
FNS still has a head full of hair in his 40s
Marved's probably happy somewhere idk what he's up to
OPTIC resurgence is imminent
Day 1s will be vindicated

posted 4 weeks ago

Good run by the underdogs GENG XDDDD!!!!!!!

posted 1 month ago

It's G2-0 and G2 has a 4k gold lead rn

posted 1 month ago

THE LIGHTS ARE TOO BRIGHT.....................

posted 1 month ago

Finals finished faster than cooking noodles

posted 1 month ago

Valorant is saved !

posted 1 month ago

After Reykjavik of course

posted 1 month ago

This is what G2 thought they were in 2025 ROLF

posted 1 month ago

Is this final trash or is NS just so ahead of everyone else? Really makes you think...

posted 1 month ago

The team is falling apart if he's not having a life match

posted 1 month ago

I got my rights revoked

posted 1 month ago

TenZ appearance 😍

posted 1 month ago

Holy fuck trvke
Or Cypher

posted 1 month ago

Enough of these eyesores like Waylay and however the fuck this twink is called we need more Jetts and Sages and Omens

posted 1 month ago

Me

posted 1 month ago

Nobody remembers the match winning round
Or even the match winning map
But the abyss map? That we remember

posted 1 month ago

Ignore what catNmouse said that was the most memorable part of the grand finals

posted 1 month ago

Yay mentioned?

The Ace of Aim. The Bringer of Brilliance. The Cultivator of Chamber. The Duke of Diablos. The Emperor of Ecos. The Fiercest of Fraggers. The Grandest of GOATs. The Honcho of Hell. The Imperator of Intelligence. The Jarl of Jett. The King of Knowledge. The Lord of Lurkers. The Master of Mobility. The Neutraliser of Nukes. The Optimiser of Operators. The Paragon of Peeking. The Quixote of Quickscopes. The Ruler of Retakes. The Sentinel of Spike. The Triumpher of Thrifties. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Value. The Warrantor of Wins. The Xerarch of Xin. The Yielder of Youth. The Zenith of Zoning.

Behold The Alpha of Alphas, The King of Kings, The Lord of Lords, El Diablo

EL CHADblo THE GOLDEN,
EL APEXPREDATORblo the MASCULINE,
EL GRIPblo the CRUSHING,
EL INSURMOUNTABLEblo the UNSURPASSABLE,
EL INDOMITABLEblo the UNYIELDING,
EL AESTHETICblo the BEAUTIFUL,
EL SWOLEblo the RIPPED,
EL TANKblo the RESOLUTE,
EL PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGblo the INTIMIDATING,
EL GLAREblo the DOMINEERING,
EL JUGGERNAUTblo the UNSTOPPABLE,
EL DISCIPLINEDblo the ENLIGHTENED,
EL ZENblo the SPIRITUAL,
EL POTENTblo the VIRILE,
EL ALMIGHTYblo the INVINCIBLE,
EL VALOURblo the DAUNTLESS,
EL IMPERIOUSblo the DOMINATOR,
EL INVICTUSblo the ETERNAL,
EL MAELSTROMblo the TITANIC,
EL QUAKEblo the SPACE-TIME SHAKING,
EL COLOSSALblo the LEVIATHAN,
EL BEHEMOTHblo the MASTODONIC,
EL MONSTERblo the TERRIFYING,
EL LORDblo the KING,
EL DEITYblo the CHRIST,
EL CRIMSONblo the LEGEND,
EL SUPERNOVAblo the TRANSIENT

Enter Yay

posted 1 month ago

It might've not been a fluke but it sure as fuck was forgettable

posted 1 month ago

Yay, Marved, FNS, Victor, crashies
Thoughts?

posted 1 month ago

First ascension team to win a trophy and it's not Shart2 and we all cheered

posted 1 month ago
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