luminescience
Flag: United Kingdom
Registered: May 13, 2022
Last post: November 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Posts: 2525
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Performed like absolute dogshit when he was in EMEA I haven’t forgotten

posted 4 days ago

Koalanoob is one split wonder

posted 4 days ago

?

posted 4 days ago

If we can't even win against randoms......................

posted 1 week ago

The Ace of Aim. The Bringer of Brilliance. The Cultivator of Chamber. The Duke of Diablos. The Emperor of Ecos. The Fiercest of Fraggers. The Grandest of GOATs. The Honcho of Hell. The Imperator of Intelligence. The Jarl of Jett. The King of Knowledge. The Lord of Lurkers. The Master of Mobility. The Neutraliser of Nukes. The Optimiser of Operators. The Paragon of Peeking. The Quixote of Quickscopes. The Ruler of Retakes. The Sentinel of Spike. The Triumpher of Thrifties. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Value. The Warrantor of Wins. The Xerarch of Xin. The Yielder of Youth. The Zenith of Zoning.

Behold The Alpha of Alphas, The King of Kings, The Lord of Lords, El Diablo

EL CHADblo THE GOLDEN,
EL APEXPREDATORblo the MASCULINE,
EL GRIPblo the CRUSHING,
EL INSURMOUNTABLEblo the UNSURPASSABLE,
EL INDOMITABLEblo the UNYIELDING,
EL AESTHETICblo the BEAUTIFUL,
EL SWOLEblo the RIPPED,
EL TANKblo the RESOLUTE,
EL PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGblo the INTIMIDATING,
EL GLAREblo the DOMINEERING,
EL JUGGERNAUTblo the UNSTOPPABLE,
EL DISCIPLINEDblo the ENLIGHTENED,
EL ZENblo the SPIRITUAL,
EL POTENTblo the VIRILE,
EL ALMIGHTYblo the INVINCIBLE,
EL VALOURblo the DAUNTLESS,
EL IMPERIOUSblo the DOMINATOR,
EL INVICTUSblo the ETERNAL,
EL MAELSTROMblo the TITANIC,
EL QUAKEblo the SPACE-TIME SHAKING,
EL COLOSSALblo the LEVIATHAN,
EL BEHEMOTHblo the MASTODONIC,
EL MONSTERblo the TERRIFYING,
EL LORDblo the KING,
EL DEITYblo the CHRIST,
EL CRIMSONblo the LEGEND,
EL SUPERNOVAblo the TRANSIENT

Enter Yay

posted 1 week ago

If Dhokla wasn’t a cuck passenger they’d win Worlds

posted 2 weeks ago

You are so awful it’s unreal

posted 2 weeks ago

Potential region… lmeow…

posted 2 weeks ago

Hold
It’s a BO3

posted 2 weeks ago

They’re losing to a Valorant player

posted 2 weeks ago

Battle of Mid

posted 2 weeks ago

Mmm nyo
Cope and seethe

posted 2 weeks ago

Thank god we have KC, KOI and LYON saving the west

posted 2 weeks ago

One player that owns an entire region?

posted 2 weeks ago

Inspired > Entire G2 roster

posted 2 weeks ago

Perpetual humiliation ritual both on Valorant and now League

posted 2 weeks ago

China has fallen...............

posted 2 weeks ago

Any western team will do at this point

posted 2 weeks ago

We are all rooting for Chovy to win this year

posted 2 weeks ago

With the LFT tweet
Naur bro you aint him

posted 2 weeks ago

SEN Primmie

posted 3 weeks ago

Tenz OWNS you

posted 3 weeks ago

Where was D0rkey yesterday

posted 3 weeks ago

Fak I'm missing a 0

posted 3 weeks ago

What IQ do I need to be to understand this

posted 3 weeks ago

Put Yay on perma Clove jail

posted 3 weeks ago

3 mins in quere just because I don't want to play with these gay lil augments

posted 3 weeks ago

But Ethan wasn't playing thougheveralbeity?

posted 3 weeks ago

Me

posted 3 weeks ago

KC vs MVK in 9 hours

posted 3 weeks ago

Unironically true for Bangkok T1
No team in Valorant's history would be able to stop that

posted 3 weeks ago

2026 LOUD? Another Trvke my friend

posted 3 weeks ago

2023 2024 2026 2025

posted 3 weeks ago

We are all watching Worlds

posted 3 weeks ago

Nowhere close to the excellence that was 2022 LOUD and 2023 EG

posted 3 weeks ago

Ok not EG who got second in Masters Tokyo

posted 3 weeks ago

Lukxo could never do what Erde did to NRG

posted 3 weeks ago

Literally what were they thinking with Hush

posted 3 weeks ago

Address the issues .

posted 3 weeks ago

We are ignoring the actual elephant in the room (Omen)

posted 3 weeks ago

Nobody else deserves it as much

posted 3 weeks ago

I have no respect for Brazilian fans either

posted 3 weeks ago

Implying Yay wasn’t a top 3 Jett either

posted 3 weeks ago

But enough about Ethan

posted 3 weeks ago

Where Chronicle gets his 4th trophy

posted 3 weeks ago

Kingbob let it go bro…

posted 3 weeks ago

Now you remember casters saying to avoid sites yay is defending holy El Diablo aura

posted 3 weeks ago

They ain't
It should go something like this
FNC > Pooper Rex > LOUD > OPTIC > DRX

posted 3 weeks ago

I asked and I care

posted 3 weeks ago
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