Dogshit team consisting of kids with egos bigger than kaajak’s kill differential whenever he plays against them
They deserve all the hate and then some🙏

Unfortunate that GENG didn’t make it but we all agree 2025 will have the most competitive Champs now that Bumretics aren’t there and EMEA actually sends 4 capable teams

Need me to remind you of what happened to GENG? 0trophyretics is next

It feels so good being a successful hatewatcher knowing Shitretics not going to make it to champs

OK sorry BBL is a low S-tier team

So how come AMER is the only region where upsets don’t happen and the top 2 teams are always leagues above others? You have BBL (A-tier) beating FNC (best team itw) or KC beating TL. For APAC, you have RRQ/Talon slaying Koreans and Zeta having a century game against PRX. China is a hotchpotch of mid teams that just duke it out. AMER is legit just ‘who can lose to SEN/Shart2 the least’

FNC

Stuck with a Masters winner or stuck with a Champions winner…yeah I know which side I’m choosing

Relevant bump btw

Just like every other region

I'm not baiting but I might be a bit biased

And then you woke up

Well I sure fucking hope not they don't deserve champs

FNC > G2
TL > SEN
TH < EG
BBL < NRG

You are now manually breathing and blinking

Newgens don’t know about Faze Babybay and Dicey & Babybay duo smh

https://x.com/alfajervl/status/1956424393317331421

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The absolute pro state of EMEA rn… Crashies can’t do this on his own

Shart2 easily

Trent the fraudulent

EMEA - There's a huge gap between TL & FNC and the rest of EMEA
APAC - PRX & T1
China - XLG & BLG
So stop saying AMER is doomed when other regions don't look any better

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EL AESTHETICblo the BEAUTIFUL,
EL SWOLEblo the RIPPED,
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I will not accept death if it’s not by Yay’s hands

The Ace of Aim. The Bringer of Brilliance. The Cultivator of Chamber. The Duke of Diablos. The Emperor of Ecos. The Fiercest of Fraggers. The Grandest of GOATs. The Honcho of Hell. The Imperator of Intelligence. The Jarl of Jett. The King of Knowledge. The Lord of Lurkers. The Master of Mobility. The Neutraliser of Nukes. The Optimiser of Operators. The Paragon of Peeking. The Quixote of Quickscopes. The Ruler of Retakes. The Sentinel of Spike. The Triumpher of Thrifties. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Value. The Warrantor of Wins. The Xerarch of Xin. The Yielder of Youth. The Zenith of Zoning.

Behold The Alpha of Alphas, The King of Kings, The Lord of Lords, El Diablo

EL CHADblo THE GOLDEN,
EL APEXPREDATORblo the MASCULINE,
EL GRIPblo the CRUSHING,
EL INSURMOUNTABLEblo the UNSURPASSABLE,
EL INDOMITABLEblo the UNYIELDING,
EL AESTHETICblo the BEAUTIFUL,
EL SWOLEblo the RIPPED,
EL TANKblo the RESOLUTE,
EL PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGblo the INTIMIDATING,
EL GLAREblo the DOMINEERING,
EL JUGGERNAUTblo the UNSTOPPABLE,
EL DISCIPLINEDblo the ENLIGHTENED,
EL ZENblo the SPIRITUAL,
EL POTENTblo the VIRILE,
EL ALMIGHTYblo the INVINCIBLE,
EL VALOURblo the DAUNTLESS,
EL IMPERIOUSblo the DOMINATOR,
EL INVICTUSblo the ETERNAL,
EL MAELSTROMblo the TITANIC,
EL QUAKEblo the SPACE-TIME SHAKING,
EL COLOSSALblo the LEVIATHAN,
EL BEHEMOTHblo the MASTODONIC,
EL MONSTERblo the TERRIFYING,
EL LORDblo the KING,
EL DEITYblo the CHRIST,
EL CRIMSONblo the LEGEND,
EL SUPERNOVAblo the TRANSIENT

Enter Yay

They got grouped in the last two internationals they’ve been and now that they’re having a life split suddenly they’re champ contenders? Wake the fuck up you drones

What is this pro city slop
Is it like faceit

Governor - performance coach

EG believers wya
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All uranGOAT needs to do is Sage wall Oxy and he won't see shit

kek

11. C9 during playoffs

Governor

OK SENfns

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Rate
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You are on twitter where there are more bots than actual people and you are asking how are they real

Looking like babybay bro

Who else seein this vision??
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Deserved and no flair is not a good argument cope

The game is in two weeks though? Surely that’s enough time for his visa to get approved?

Shut up clanker

But Talon aren’t Korean

Thank you for funding this indie company

Trace vs Lev 2024 champs

Because it quite literally was an international grand final like you can't even argue about semantics here
You should just hop off Tr0nt's dick
Also https://www.vlr.gg/498633/g2-esports-vs-fnatic-valorant-masters-toronto-2025-lr3

Nobody cares about regionals and two international grand finals > a 2nd and a 4th placement

Crashies - almost won two GFs
Trent - tanked

Initiator of the year is Crashies stop sucking tr0nt's dick
Drama of the year is Fluorescent or the T2 matchfixing slop