Even without heat they’d still clown shitBR

Where my boy miniature at

Living in São Paulo right now so grass is literally nonexistent

where have I gone wrong?

Should be half honestly

https://www.vlr.gg/87618/mad-lions-acquire-tenstar-roster

So I was guessing correctly? Lolololll it had to be cause there’s no way anyone with money signing that Tenstar roster

And that’ll make them a top team? That’s some new level of hopioids

https://www.vlr.gg/65291/tenstar-vs-ldn-utd-champions-tour-europe-stage-1-challengers-2-lr2

Looks like mad lions already played against LDN bruh

Agreed, I like the format a lot, I’m just complaining now cause I realized only 2 teams stood a chance at qualifying

Closed qualifiers should be happening right now along with NA, the way it stands they’ll be playing only after the 13/05, so yeah it is a two month period unless you wanna count out the 5 days

No hate towards Acend, no reason to beat a dead horse

Oh yeah, damn vlr france Will be cool to watch then

This ain’t no fun, Acend ain’t ever gonna be qualifying for an international again and Cned is just gonna keep wasting away

They haven’t played a single match in 2 months so there’s no way you can affirm this

Besides, teams who were eliminated in march won’t be having another shot at VCT until next year

And in the end only 2 teams make the cut, so is it really good for the scene?

Same thing as in NA, FPX, Fnatic, liquid, and G2 get to stay

The rest goes through the opens, why does NA always gets the best formats?

Then terrible decision, has anyone in MAD watched that G2 vs Tenstar game? Cause if they had I doubt this would’ve happened, polvi was really good last year but hasn’t done much in 2022, doma is average at best and the rest is just ?????

There’s some really good new talent brewing up in EMEA right now so I have no idea why teams keep investing in players that have been around for a while with a total of 0 achievements

Is the qualifier already gonna be played on the new patch?

Lol why would they buy a team that can’t win for shit, does Tenstar have any VCT points?

Tenz-chamber
Shahz-Jett
Kanpeki-kayo/skye
Dapr-KJ/viper
Sick-omen/brim

Don’t @ me

One more thing: what happens to new teams like this new vitality roster? They ain’t going to stage 2 and therefore stand no chance of going to champions, are we only going to be seeing them in VCT next year?

Acend shouldn’t be there as well, I’d bet they only kept starxo so they wouldn’t lose their spot

They just added in the page for stage 2 EMEA and it’s actually so broken that only 2 new teams were allowed to compete for it, besides, LDN and BBL got absolutely owned last time and haven’t played a match in two months but are still there like wtf

Lol apparently no one here is able to read who the OP was

XSET ain’t going nowhere with only zekken and cryo shooting at someone there

Not a single frag in this ratio war

I miss some of the guys that were banned, not enough to go to that shithole tho

This is one of the most entertaining threads I’ve read in a while lol

It also shows how vlr would beat the shit out of reddit in a roasting competition, they hate this forum cause their pretentious asses can’t take the heat really

Sorry but only Brazilians can discuss about Brazilian teams get out trembo

Nevermind The “banned because of transphobia” just thrown in the midst there

You’re overcomplicating things, if Acend managed to win champions and take FPX as an example as well your theory makes no sense

You’re literally producing free articles

How can you say DRX is worse than APAC top teams (PRX) and also say they shit on them? The two things don’t go along and you’re just pretending they do to act like you knew it all along with you convoluted points (you literally backed every side so of course one of them oughta be right at the end)

Wait so “PRX gets rolled over by DRX” but “DRX is worse than APAC teams”?

https://www.vlr.gg/post/845192/hot-takes

You already got owned because of this just shut up already

I think that was the vlr regional leagues

Masochist detected

Looooll exactly, you just gotta love the V1 guys

Why his pic looks like the worst photoshop I’ve ever seen

Source: my ass

It was a joke

Rhz controller? Shouldn’t it be initiator?

Bet he didn’t want to go on the team’s Friday night out and got kicked cause of that

That’s just how it works in br apparently

Ballssax’s going from the villain to an antihero right now, we’re gonna have a full character arch by the end of the year this way

Tenz is actually looking like he’s getting back onto his prime, sick also seems like he’s improved a bit over the last months

Shahz is the same and Dapr is just alright tho I guess, I’m still expecting some good performances from them

Kiyota Guilherme Tadashi de Loundres legit sounds like the name of a legendary swordsman

And then we have Tim olson

We take that 1 W I don’t care

The only reason that 100T managed to get so far was because of their mental

I didn’t say they were gambit, just that they received a big upgrade

So no one noticing issax just made a serious thread? Something’s gotta be wrong

Dayummm wasn’t expecting them to get alfajer, this roster has definitely received a big firepower upgrade which used to be fnatic’s biggest weakness imo