it’s vlr we’re all autistic abt valorant to a degree i feel like.

This too but also like Duelist in top level play (unless you’re like, aspas or primmie) often shows really bad stats in stomps/losses when they’re not the only ones at fault. T side duelist is borderline impossible to frag on if you’re being outread and outcalled or if your initiators don’t use their util well

BuZz isn’t probably meant to be a star player. In my eyes he isn’t top tier nor bad - he played his role in his system. It’s hard to frag well if you’re a disciplined team and everyone is falling around you

No.
First post 2 weeks ago (lets just assume a flat 2 weeks)
We’ll say 8h a day spent sleeping and 6h at either work or school. That leaves 10h a day of free time
10x14=140 hours of free time
140h/272 posts means that since creating his account, every half hour he’s posted something stupid. Conservative as well, cause I’m giving him the full 2 weeks and assuming he doesnt do any eating or any activities outside sleep and work/school

Foxy9 was 4/27 and meteor was 3/19 in clutches at champs. Granted, the roles are different but clutch factor isn’t rlly the problem, in my opinion, it’s just that meteor is Really good at shooting. and foxy9 is just. Okay.

Kayo Phoenix Breach Omen Chamber😻😻😻

They just want attention

Yeah that's mostly just for conversational though, in terms of anything official/on-record professionalism matters.

Not gonna lie I think having bad grammar on casual stuff literally doesn't matter, like it's fully fine to. For work-related things, though, good grammar is SUPER important - I wouldn't hire someone that had anything below, like, this level of grammar on an application.

Taste doesnt matter stop thinking abt it, alternatively add sugar and vanilla or something and make iced coffee

I'm not gay it's a preference

Instant coffee doesn't and it gives the same caffiene hit, dont be stuck up abt ur caffiene addiction ^_^

Just make ur coffees with 2-3 shots of instant and that has at least as much as an energy drink

real answer is going broke + coffee, if you can supplement with coffee its pretty good and healthier, also allows u to stop caffiene cravings

Anyone ever IRL met another VLR.GGian? Me and Jinx as well as Cloudi are meeting up tomorrow, Jinx got into perth this afternoon >_< any advice? im kinda scared >.<

drx munchkin wouldnt be bad but i think they will prob try stay as a core (im probably dead wrong)

WHAT THE FUCK?

Wait cunt ur telling me that p diddy with fur isnt AI generated?

wait why sl9 got shooters this is sick

i am australian, sl9 is australian!

L aura

Ok.

shut up bitch

XD NOT AS IF WE LOST TO A TEAM THAT LOST TO THEM XDXDXDXD

They're not

Conut

KATZERA

got it by joining discord tyvm LOL

am I stupid or is there no easily findable way to sign players?

doesnt matter oce fighting no matter who no matter what we will rise :)

holy fuck cunt least obvious joke LOL

CAN U EDIT THIS :worried:

https://www.vlr.gg/team/14227/scallop-united-esports

HELLO WHY DO U HAVE TO BRING THAT UP NOOOOOO

which type of eat

jinx

yikes.

Common OCE W

Wow he remembered me #goatlife

Let me ask you this would it be the same if Cloudi’s manager was a guy? Why is it worse if she’s a woman lol even if Cloudi was serious

You are actually insanely slow for not being able to recognise the fact it’s drenched in sarcasm and unserious

nats

he’s 16 doubt he has a job outside of retail or hospo

I just meant what chain or whatever bro

Where u work?

actually ur right

what the fuck.

I’ll steal ya fuckin shoes dumb c**t

You fucken what?

Whats this about?