we are the real 1 team region

over under 1.5

ascent
pearl
i think this is supposed to be lotus vs corrode but either way i pick lotus
abyss
fracture
breeze

turn spoilers off and watch vod

will be top 3 group stage matches of the event. i have a reoccuring dream where im turned into a girl and get manipulated into being completely dependent on a man more masculine than i ever was. g2 vs th is a lock for top 2, and if g2 vs t1 happens #1

what about standard songs 🥀🥀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SPrp5H2bd4

yes he renounced his german citizenship and moved to the philipines

haven
ascent
breeze
fracture
lotus
abyss

yes he put down the tablet and became filipino

osu legend whitecat will dominate valorant too

the solution is always demon1

-bang -zellsis
+logan +demon1

"youre so much better than this" and then group hug

hate this man with every fiber of my being in regionals but fuck do i love watching him internationally

sen havent placed above g2 this year

its 12 rounds per half because its 13 rounds to win
its 13 rounds to win bc any more and gen alpha brain couldnt hold focus

if youre not trolling then you have to be legit stupid

??? https://www.vlr.gg/498628/paper-rex-vs-fnatic-valorant-masters-toronto-2025-gf

gx th getting grouped fnc will lock in for playoffs

bangkok vt less#4
toronto fnc crashies #2
champs fnc crashies

emea has sent an americas player to every event this year
all of their best placements come from the team with the americas player too
lol. lmao even.

mate thats about the whole point of the post

id say if i saw him irl i would think he had aura but only because ive never seen a russian irl

Hint:
It is a Vandal skin.

kangkang doesnt even have aura in game

drooling just imagining seeing robbiebk irl

even in his prime i dont think demon1 had aura that could be seen from someone that doesnt know what he does in game

especially when hes next to ethan

if you had never heard of valorant, what is one player you could imagine seeing walking down the street and thinking "he has aura"
i think trent, jawgemo, mada, ethan, v1c, cryo are my first ballot people

no worries im a packers g2 fan spent about 5 years straight watching nfc champs losses

g2 and bills fan poor guy has seen so much choking

i deadass cant tell if these are real people

show me a group of 53 australians capable of competing with the philadelphia eagles

never been happier to have fridays off just sucks the matches tomorrow have 0 aura

? who is ?? detroit ??? lost last week ???? minnesota ????? jefferson and nobodies ?????? chicago ??????? lmao ????????

flag 🥀

classic laundry stealing valor

will win the nfc this year

? green bay owns u

champs21

my sources tell me there will be games played and loser will unfortunately not play more games

working on figuring this out
current running theory is they remain in the event, but im not sure whats left for them to do

i would be picked first in every match

2 teams from each group will be eliminated

https://www.vlr.gg/286658/sentinels-vs-team-liquid-afreecatv-valorant-league-sf

tejo era game but ok

if you replace the l with an a and replace both bs with an a you get ssa which is funny because ssa spelled backwards is ass which is funny because rrq is ass

bro tried to sneak in n0ts

the worst is when i genuinely have to leave mid match and put up an ff and my level 600 sage and jett with a combined 45 minutes in comp hit f6 faster than i can ask to ff

we both do this and we instalock yoru so we can no comm flash tp site with no indication to our team🔥🔥

ever since they added swift there has been 0 reason to play unrated
team wont talk? dont worry, you only have them for 10 minutes tops
team is making plays you havent seen since shazam won a trophy? all good, just 4 rounds left
lost pistol? who cares, buy up anyway, you'll still have money for next

unrated you are stuck with people who are either too afraid to play ranked or havent even played enough to unlock ranked for 30 minutes at the bare minimum

allat to say i love swiftplay