kuruk
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#2 amer > #4 pac > #1 emea > #4 emea (by seeding) > #1 amer > #2 amer (by seeding)

g2 winning champs

posted 9 months ago

wake up its time

posted 9 months ago

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reverse choked a perfect run im so mad

posted 9 months ago

can you please down to the smallest detail you possibly can explain how it happened

posted 9 months ago

my favorite nfl teams are shit (besides green bay)
my favorite val team is shit
owc doesnt start for another month
i need something to pass the time

posted 9 months ago

usually id ask how you found this so quickly but honestly man im so grateful i’ll let it slide

posted 9 months ago

never used ao3 bro that website looks mad confusing

posted 9 months ago

if anyone has somethibg like this please rec it

posted 9 months ago

ive been having lots of dreams

posted 9 months ago

heres the outline of the story

2 guys
guy A is stronger, taller, more attractive, smarter etc. than guy B
guy B is turned into a cute girl (by what means is up to you)
guy A is the only one to know what happened to guy B
guy B, despite being jealous of guy A, is forced to rely on guy A for pretty much everything as there is no way for guy B to get around with invalid licenses/documents/cards
eventually both MCs fall in love
(optional) hardcore sex side story

you will receive no payment for this but when this story inevitable goes viral i expect nothing in return

posted 9 months ago

chatgpt add spelling and grammatical errors for me

posted 9 months ago

meows in discord calls btw

posted 9 months ago

i remember this actually thank you goat

posted 9 months ago

cloudberry in 2025🥀✌

posted 9 months ago

what flag and flair do you expect me to have

posted 9 months ago

when you see my name do you get chills down your spine or am i irrelevant

posted 9 months ago

talon literally just woke up not liking them one day

posted 9 months ago

gotta make the first paragraph more concise to convince me this isnt bait

posted 9 months ago

riding their last year of partnership for cheap before they get cut regardless in 2027 it makes sense

posted 9 months ago

ewc champs th? boo brothers th? the future of valorant woot th?

posted 9 months ago

c9 100t lev are all bettter

posted 9 months ago

#4 pac > #1 emea
#4 emea > #1 amer
#4 amer > #1 cn
#3 pac > #2 cn
#1 pac > #4 cn

posted 9 months ago

OR MY REGION IS FINISHED

posted 9 months ago

save us na bagres
take down a 1 seed and my life is yours

posted 9 months ago

americas
yea
g2 vs geng/eg vs prx champs grand final
boaster

posted 9 months ago

i despise bind
it feels impossible to attack unless your team fully trusts each other

ascent and sunset tying makes sense

posted 9 months ago

"4th seeds that qualified through points"🥀🥀

posted 9 months ago

we share a region with brazil latam eg 100t and c9 there is 1 good scrim partner and even then they are leagues below g2

posted 9 months ago

give nrg all of sens and g2s players and let them figure out the lineup they want
we dont deserve them

posted 9 months ago

youre laughing. i have a fever and youre laughing.

posted 9 months ago

they play perfect valorant
theyre in their golden era
they play perfect valorant while being in their golden era
its the golden era that they play perfect valorant in
they play valorant perfectly because as of right now they are in their golden era
their golden era allows them to play perfect valorant
the valorant that g2 play is perfect. id say they are in their golden era
g2 look good right now, golden even. its like this era of g2 is their golden era. i mean, they literally play perfect valorant

posted 9 months ago

the second after the g2 match ended today i contracted a fever. at first i thought it was the emotions getting to me and manifesting physically. but then i thought further. no way g2 would lose to th. its not possible. they play perfect valorant and are in their golden era. so what could have happened? i think th poisoned g2 and their fans. but how you ask? well for the g2 players its much simpler. both th and g2 are in the same area so classic means of poisoning are possible. but then, how did i get sick when im all the way in the usa? i consider myself an extension of the team. through meditation and lucid dreaming i have been able to convince my body that i am valyn. everything he feels i feel. i woke up this morning already somewhat under the weather and tried to push through it. so did valyn. i sat at my pc and got a headache. so did valyn. as the t1 game kept getting paused and dragging on the sickness grew worse. this is no coincidence either. riot games and th colluded to force g2 to lose. i will not stand for this.

posted 9 months ago

themaniel

posted 9 months ago

pearl fluked and corrode only beat out the worst of the worst maps which i'd consider those last 6 to be its own group of shit
i think this list is pretty accurate if sunset and ascent were switched

posted 9 months ago

fuck you leave my team go to fucking sen or something

posted 9 months ago

g2-0 lmao team h0r0t0cs get wiped by perfect valorant
g2 vs t1 rematch in upper bracket lets get our get back

posted 9 months ago

aura

posted 9 months ago

what else can we do we did odin we used missiles we still no win

posted 9 months ago

tl g2 truce i cant believe its come to this

posted 9 months ago

2025 = 2023
g2 = nrg
th = blg
nrg = eg

posted 9 months ago

dont call me dont dm me dont talk to me at all

posted 9 months ago

h0ckn00ja

posted 9 months ago

for the emea baiters to be quiet
g2 literally dont even have the lead yet and theyre silent

shameless front-runner region

posted 9 months ago

deadass what are you talking about

posted 9 months ago

prx fans when the game isnt 10 people fighting in the first 5 seconds in the round

posted 9 months ago

g2-0

posted 9 months ago

corrode is made of freshly mowed grass and lotus has the door spam lineup

posted 9 months ago

where is karmine

posted 9 months ago

its because they are in their golden era and play perfect valorant

posted 9 months ago
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