gotta make the first paragraph more concise to convince me this isnt bait

riding their last year of partnership for cheap before they get cut regardless in 2027 it makes sense

ewc champs th? boo brothers th? the future of valorant woot th?

c9 100t lev are all bettter

#4 pac > #1 emea
#4 emea > #1 amer
#4 amer > #1 cn
#3 pac > #2 cn
#1 pac > #4 cn

OR MY REGION IS FINISHED

save us na bagres
take down a 1 seed and my life is yours

W

americas
yea
g2 vs geng/eg vs prx champs grand final
boaster

i despise bind
it feels impossible to attack unless your team fully trusts each other

ascent and sunset tying makes sense

"4th seeds that qualified through points"🥀🥀

we share a region with brazil latam eg 100t and c9 there is 1 good scrim partner and even then they are leagues below g2

give nrg all of sens and g2s players and let them figure out the lineup they want
we dont deserve them

youre laughing. i have a fever and youre laughing.

they play perfect valorant
theyre in their golden era
they play perfect valorant while being in their golden era
its the golden era that they play perfect valorant in
they play valorant perfectly because as of right now they are in their golden era
their golden era allows them to play perfect valorant
the valorant that g2 play is perfect. id say they are in their golden era
g2 look good right now, golden even. its like this era of g2 is their golden era. i mean, they literally play perfect valorant

the second after the g2 match ended today i contracted a fever. at first i thought it was the emotions getting to me and manifesting physically. but then i thought further. no way g2 would lose to th. its not possible. they play perfect valorant and are in their golden era. so what could have happened? i think th poisoned g2 and their fans. but how you ask? well for the g2 players its much simpler. both th and g2 are in the same area so classic means of poisoning are possible. but then, how did i get sick when im all the way in the usa? i consider myself an extension of the team. through meditation and lucid dreaming i have been able to convince my body that i am valyn. everything he feels i feel. i woke up this morning already somewhat under the weather and tried to push through it. so did valyn. i sat at my pc and got a headache. so did valyn. as the t1 game kept getting paused and dragging on the sickness grew worse. this is no coincidence either. riot games and th colluded to force g2 to lose. i will not stand for this.

themaniel

pearl fluked and corrode only beat out the worst of the worst maps which i'd consider those last 6 to be its own group of shit
i think this list is pretty accurate if sunset and ascent were switched

fuck you leave my team go to fucking sen or something

g2-0 lmao team h0r0t0cs get wiped by perfect valorant
g2 vs t1 rematch in upper bracket lets get our get back

aura

what else can we do we did odin we used missiles we still no win

tl g2 truce i cant believe its come to this

2025 = 2023
g2 = nrg
th = blg
nrg = eg

dont call me dont dm me dont talk to me at all

h0ckn00ja

for the emea baiters to be quiet
g2 literally dont even have the lead yet and theyre silent

shameless front-runner region

deadass what are you talking about

prx fans when the game isnt 10 people fighting in the first 5 seconds in the round

g2-0

corrode is made of freshly mowed grass and lotus has the door spam lineup

where is karmine

its because they are in their golden era and play perfect valorant

golden era

for teaching us how to odin

golden era

golden era
perfect valorant
valyn masterclass
best initiator itw
yoru omen vyse tejo breach

whats that
whats a friend💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀

so locked in for champs he forgot his regional 3 peat
my goat

every time he talks to yinsu or shanks he says something super rude but deep down he loves them

this game was kinda mid and the only hype moments and aura were ecos
then right out of 2 consecutive tech pauses we get one of the best matches yet

yeah right

cope g2 perfect valorant golden era

i actually do not care abt this match anymore

best china duelist
clear of r0rg0
clear of kangkang
clear of whzy
clear of juicy

no one cares about this match anymore so they asked both teams to just run at each other for a couple rounds to generate artificial aura

actually shameless lmao

what is a usb cord

im not sure. i can feel my bladder emptying but since im blind and deaf i have no clue where it lands

hi my name is elek trishan. i work for riot games emea. i am in charge of keeping the pcs and other gear running strong. i am blind, deaf, paralyzed from the neck down, limbless, inside of an iron lung, and have an iq of 78.

riot small indie company no funding