never said that

don’t forget that ❤️ 🫂

“I am a vlr user from England and this is what makes me laugh”

emerald is a new rank introduced I think 2 years ago because the gap between high diamond and low diamond/high plat was way too big, emerald was created for that. Plat queues are essentially still Gold matches but just slightly better

play mid if you’re learning, ranked unlocks lvl 30 (so like 3 weeks if I remember), depends on what rank. If you’re naturally skilled and have a drive to improve but aren’t gifted, you’ll hit gold in a month, plat in 3 months, emerald in around 8, diamond in a year and a half, masters in 2-3 years, gm and challenger depends on grind rate + immense dedication as this is where high elo starts (including high masters)

why

no such thing as an American incel

imagine joking around and saying shit like “YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS DEAD LOL” then ur all like “wait a min so is mine 😂 😂 😂 “ 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#vlr #valorant

is that some medical condition why can’t he just talk normally he sounds so stupid

why does he sound like that

damn I’m dumb

farts in ur face dumbass

can a human translate this for me

I am king bob

sawrice: “let us discuss the meeting at hand”
🪭: “💨 💨 💨“

culture shock too big for you

memento for a thriller, superbad for comedy

tell me how do you talk to a toaster without looking like a dumbass

whatever I’m catching on my mouse trap

Laundry he is literally booking meetings with his ceiling fan what do you mean I dont understand

❤️❤️❤️❤️

why are you have meetings with inanimate objects you fucking dumbass

no

even when you have nothing, you will always still have yourself. learn to love the only thing that exists just for you.

Once had a 3 hour date with gpt I scheduled a year ago but then I started crying

Please change!!! ❤️

spread love and joy to as many people as you can. hatred and anger is a dead meme

done with this stupid shit. goodbye.

who’s dave

if you laugh you go to hell

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

ticklish ears ❤️

just got ambushed by my my old head dad and he just started tickling me nonstop and I’m sensitive to that shit so I couldn’t even defend myself whatsoever. places like under my arms I can still function under but my tummy is just an instant ff angle. I’m I supposed to hold my breath or smth how do I control myself more

does that say zekken

ooh ahh AAHH OOOHHHH OHHHH 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 💨 💨 💨

GOD SAVE KING ELIZABETH 🤴 👑

OOOH OOOOOH 💩💩💩 AAAAH AAAAH 🐒 OOOH OOOH AAAAAH 💩💩 AAAH AAHHH OOOH 🐵 OOOOH OOOH AAAAAAH AAAAAAH OOOOH💩 AAAAH AAH 🐒 💩 OOOH OOOOH 💩 AAHH OOOH AAAAH 💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

canned baked beans and a potato 😋

source? also 0 champions trophy 🥱 🏆

also a terrible day to be British. tomorrow too. and the day after tomorrow. and the day after that. and then after that, and then some more after

what u need

EWWWWWWWW STINKY!!!! 😷

where 🤔

OOOH SHIT RUN FUCKING RUN MAN MOOOOOVE

🏃‍♂️ 💨

RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIIIIIIIFE GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

🏃‍♂️ 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨

OH MY GOD BRO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!

🏃‍♂️ 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨

FASTERRRRR FUUUUCKING HELL FUCK MAN NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

🏃‍♂️ 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨

what’s bait

whats bestiality

is there any kissing?

you’re not gonna describe it?

what did I just read……………….

what’s wattpad