juno_VLR
Country: United States
Registered: December 19, 2021
Last post: April 14, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Posts: 2293
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dori is definitely a cat girl right

posted 9 months ago

yes imagine sticking to a schedule like any functioning SPORT or ESPORT does šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ

posted 9 months ago

immediate takedown by 4 guards

posted 9 months ago

i just saw some girl waving around a life size pistol. assume a cardboard cutout or some shit. shit would never be allowed into an arena in NA lmfao.

posted 9 months ago

a map would be the move except iā€™ll wake up in another dimension in a pool of sweat thirsting for water šŸ˜–

posted 9 months ago

showmatches are fine if vlr could show us the damn schedule properly. i bet theyā€™re as blindsided as we are and thatā€™s pretty fucked.

posted 9 months ago

shit better be 9min30sec max or i donā€™t care to watch smfh.

posted 9 months ago

great job riot and vlr! listing match time at 11pm and now iā€™ve gotta sit through screaming mustache boys cast a damn showmatch.

posted 9 months ago

dude fuck riot and fuck this showmatch. i was ready to watch at 11. now itā€™ll be 12:30

posted 9 months ago

Fnatic
All of NA
Rest of EU
Any asian team

posted 9 months ago

i missed you trembo

posted 9 months ago

lots of emotion here. not even about bias for me. she just squeals nonstop like every other val caster.

posted 9 months ago

i donā€™t fucking understand japanese.

posted 9 months ago

valorant doesnā€™t even need IGLs, just go spam util until the round is over, maybe win :) maybe no :(

posted 9 months ago

iā€™m sorry but if you think any casters in valorant are elite then you havenā€™t graduated middle school.

posted 9 months ago

yes thatā€™s definitely what he means. maybe heā€™ll take ardass with him!

posted 9 months ago

hey NRGGGGG you dumbasses stop buying stingers after winning pistols you have no advantage over buy up hold w swarmer team

posted 9 months ago

thatā€™s not even cold.
thatā€™s like warm or emotional.
tf you on about.

posted 9 months ago

i cant take valorantā€™s meta seriously because there are 5 players running around with rifles and no awpers. itā€™s way more fun when teams have to strategize around awpers.

posted 10 months ago

jesus christ i can ONLY imagine the weird sweaty obese 12 year old typing shit like this out behind a screen lmao

posted 10 months ago

yes two

posted 10 months ago

what the fuck is this dogshit seeding? both of these teams will be making it out of groups over the asian pity invites, why force one to run the lower bracket smh.

posted 10 months ago

no more maps or agents for at least two years, please! 12yr olds need to learn how to enjoy a game without random utilishit added every two months.

posted 10 months ago

how is that even possible šŸ˜®šŸ˜®šŸ˜®

posted 10 months ago

Iā€™d use a little more respect when addressing a silver player (i peak your smurf)

posted 10 months ago

dude why tf is there a Bo5 seeding match but a Bo3 qualification match (c9 vs nrg). stg val esports make no sense

posted 10 months ago

instead of playing TWO unnecessary Bo5, just use the seeding we already have. Loud and EG made upper finals, and Loud won, so thatā€™s 1 and 2. NRG qualified through the lower bracket, so thatā€™s 3.

posted 10 months ago

i decide who i like by the amount of pointless squealing i hear. riv, van, and previously ddk can regulate their voices. most of the cs casters can regulate their voices. people like ā€œpanpocā€ and ā€œrejected OW castersā€ bring too much constant energy, whether itā€™s a simple kill or a 1v5. and when they run out of words, they just scream player names until they run out of oxygen.

i guess younger kids like that energy, and thatā€™s the majority of valorantā€™s viewership. not for me tho.

posted 10 months ago

ok, and the standings are pretty clear
1) loud
2) eg
3) nrg
based on the upper final and decider match between nrg/c9

posted 10 months ago

wardell would have way more impact than this ardiis guy on defense

posted 10 months ago

itā€™s not time for fns to fall off yet, experience diff all the way back from csgo

posted 10 months ago

thereā€™s no point in playing this match, top 3 are seeded after the c9 nrg event šŸ˜‘
and this grand final is pointless after loud vs eg.

posted 10 months ago

who is casting this?
i give ton of shit to valorant casters but these guys are good.

posted 10 months ago

i remember when this rhyme guy was IGLing GenG in NA, good to see heā€™s still absolute dogshit.

posted 10 months ago

you had me at na cs legend

posted 10 months ago

100t bang first name is sean. hopefully u see how no context is confusing.

posted 10 months ago

tf is sean
u watch his stream enough to be homies?

posted 10 months ago

u guys watch enough streams to know who's friend with who? smh

posted 10 months ago

tsm wants to lose

posted 11 months ago

if c9 wins then NA went 5-0 against SA this week right?

posted 11 months ago

dephh is a major quarterfinalist, not to mention the winner of the NSG: Winter Championship - Open 7. respect him or log out!

posted 11 months ago

yeh he's saying it out loud multiple times per stream

posted 11 months ago

crazy to see someone whoā€™s too young to have filled out forms before. like doctors, taxes, or almost any personal form.

not knocking you or anything, my parents filled out all that for me for a WHILE. but itā€™s still a throwback to see.

posted 11 months ago

i think people will keep playing. but the esports scene is HORRENDOUS and likely wonā€™t improve. tier 2 rejects, tier 2 casters, impossible to observe, high roster turnover, only like 4 major tournaments a year, etc.

posted 11 months ago

this boy is so fucked up itā€™s just pitiful. does he seriously have NO adults in his life for guidance? iā€™m happily estranged from my parents, but I have plenty of older extended family that help me when I need.

posted 11 months ago

idk who you are but youā€™ve deeply hurt my feelings

posted 11 months ago

and me
thereā€™s a reason she didnā€™t have a job in CS no more.
tier two like all the players.
sheā€™s be okay except like all valorant casters, she screams too much and just repeats player names

posted 11 months ago

the nation flairs when? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

posted 11 months ago

nivera is my hero, i too can awp on smoke roles and barely go positive šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ

posted 11 months ago

the site needs an extremely delusional wardell fan šŸ˜‚

posted 11 months ago
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