hyperbanjo
Flag: Japan
Registered: January 1, 2023
Last post: November 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Posts: 674
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I'm not very familiar with game, but my X notifications are flooded with posts about a player named Doran. What exactly did he do??

posted 21 hours ago

keiko: Yo, Nats! Let's do a Champions recap together.
nAts: Of course!
keiko: I'm looking for a team to join, so hit me up, everyone!
nAts: 😊

Nats has left the chat.

There was an SEN contract sitting on his desk.

Keiko: Like hell I'm joining LIQUID, you fucking clown. LMAOOOO🤣🤣🤣

seriously... are we really gonna let this slide?

posted 2 days ago

McDonald is waiting for you

posted 4 days ago

he missing

posted 5 days ago

Korea - 3
Japan - 3
Thailand - 1
Indonesia - 1
Vietnam - 1
Southeast Asia - 2
Final Qualifier - 1
https://valorantesports.com/ko-KR/valorantesports/news/vct-pacific-2027-primer

posted 1 week ago

Rewatching the VOD and still can't figure it out.

posted 1 month ago

💀💀
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💀💀
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posted 1 month ago

Is it actually possible not to laugh when listening to EDG's in-game comms?
They’re already at entrance to Site A, yet it’s a chaotic mess of everyone talking over each other.
Then ZZ has to shout, "Stop arguing, listen to me, listen to me—I'm dropping smoke for CT spawn, TPing to right..."
Seriously, is this a pro team? You’re about to execute a fast play, yet you’re still explaining utility usage onfly? Shouldn't that all be drilled in during practice?
In a real match, if you want to speed things up, you should just call "Rush A" and everyone immediately knows their specific roles and executes play.
And then there’s that disastrous round-ending sequence: team is chattering away chaotically until everyone is dead, and only then does Stew quietly chime in,
"I hadn't thrown flash for left side yet." Listening to that kind of disorganized in-game communication gives me a headache.
Expecting a Korean import—who can barely even understand Chinese—to handle utility usage?
If I were Stew, I can't imagine how hopeless match must have felt.
Even DRG knows to just let "God V" play an anchor role like Sentinel and hold a site solo—it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand the comms—
but only EDG would dare let a Korean import handle utility.

https://tieba.baidu.com/p/11056221706?fr=frs
What was Autumn doing during the preparation period for Champions..

posted 1 month ago

💀

posted 1 month ago

They seem to fully agree with ardiis's comments.
Chinese fans seem to understand the reality of situation better than anyone and have become quite pessimistic.
Many are disappointed that EDG's success may have given VCT CN an inflated sense of how strong CN region actually is.

https://tieba.baidu.com/p/11053612752?showComment=1&fr=frs

posted 1 month ago

💀

posted 1 month ago

I wonder how much these tournament winnings actually contribute to a team’s profitability and ability to operate.
It’s something I’ve been vaguely wondering about, but I honestly don’t know how to judge how much of a difference prize actually makes just by looking at amount.

posted 2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪💀💀💀

posted 2 months ago

nooooooooo

posted 2 months ago

the anniversary of the end of World War II

Japan is a defeated nation once again 😭

posted 2 months ago

Update: It has now been officially announced.
https://x.com/team_detonation/status/2084157345698054457

posted 3 months ago

Nobuyuki Umezaki's brother shared news on Instagram just a short while ago.
Mr. Umezaki was one of the key figures who helped build the foundation of Japan's esports scene from a young age.
He was only 43 years old.May he rest in peace.

Update: It has now been officially announced.
https://x.com/team_detonation/status/2084157345698054457

posted 3 months ago

Although DFM won today's match, coach didn't smile at all, there was no Japanese post-match interview, and fan meeting after the match was reportedly canceled.
Over the past few days, DFM's content creator and players from other divisions have also posted that "something sad has happened."

Since DFM CEO Umezaki hasn't posted anything on X, there have been rumors among some fans that something may have happened to him.
It has been said that an announcement regarding this matter will be made at a later date, but it may turn out to be sad news.

posted 3 months ago

Four teams made playoffs...

I just woke up, to find only BBL still alive???

EMEA, how many times are you going to betray our expectations????

posted 3 months ago

How long are they going to keep using Babybay?

If they believe no one in NA who can upgrade that position beyond him a serious problem in itself.

posted 4 months ago

Three of four teams went 0 win and were eliminated. Easily the worst region

posted 4 months ago

To be honest, G2 recent international performances have been painful to watch. Matches featuring other Americas teams are far more entertaining.
https://www.vlr.gg/team/11058/g2-esports
it's also not a good situation that G2 has been almost completely dominating region since July 2025. It makes you wonder how things ended up this way.

posted 4 months ago

But PRX are buffed in current meta.
They're the final boss in London. How do you beat them?

posted 4 months ago

I’m not really interested in Swiss round anymore, I’m just extremely curious about how he’s going to perform in current meta.

posted 4 months ago

Riot seriously that stupid? Who the hell wants to watch an international tournament if it's just teams from the same region facing each other all over again?

posted 5 months ago

ahahahahahahaha

posted 5 months ago

I've said this many times already, but Chinese teams are ruining Masters tournament

posted 5 months ago

He suddenly announced his retirement just two weeks before tournament, and now he’s gained popularity by streaming in cross-dress. On top of that, even though barely any time has passed since his retirement, there are already rumors about a comeback. I think Beyn’s anger is completely understandable.

posted 5 months ago

soccer club is apparently going to buy them.

https://x.com/DeugemoTwo/status/2056651726560674190

posted 5 months ago

I feel the same way (excluding PRX), but I don’t really understand what EDG’s fanbase is like outside of China.

posted 5 months ago

Talking about Valorant, by the way. (Like, T1 has a huge fanbase, but its Valorant division isn’t all that popular)
I suddenly got curious — outside of VLR and Reddit, which team currently has the biggest community overall?
PRX when it comes to biggest fanbase? SEN has already lost the passionate fanbase it had back when TenZ was on team.

posted 5 months ago

The stage lights used to feel warm.

Now they felt surgical.

Every time Peter Mazuryk sat down on stage, he could feel thousands of eyes measuring the milliseconds between his thoughts and his aim. In another life, those milliseconds had made him a star.

At seventeen, Asuna had been chaos incarnate. Mechanical brilliance wrapped in reckless confidence. Analysts called him “the future of North American VALORANT.” Fans spammed clips of impossible Sheriff flicks and fearless entries. He played like he didn’t understand fear yet.

Maybe he hadn’t.

Back then, every duel felt simple:
See enemy. Swing. Win.

Now every peek came with memory.

The missed shot against Sentinels.
The failed retake in Shanghai.
The Twitter threads.
The Reddit comments.
“Washed.”
“Too inconsistent.”
“He peaked in 2021.”

He told himself he didn’t read them anymore.

That was a lie.

The team hotel in London overlooked gray streets soaked in rain. Masters London was supposed to be another international event, but everyone around him could feel it: this tournament was different.

For him, it was judgment day.

Retirement at twenty-three.

The word sounded pathetic in any other industry. Ancient in esports.

Asuna sat alone in the practice room after midnight, deathmatching against faceless ranked players. The monitor painted pale light across his tired face.

Not his teammates.
Not his coach.
Not even his younger brother back home.

If they failed here—if he failed here—he was done.

That night, alone in the hotel hallway, he opened his notes app.

The retirement statement was still there, half-written.

He read it quietly.

Then deleted every word.

posted 5 months ago

Valorant overrated frauds are about to get exposed and sweep aside😎
The Emerald Buddha of Thailand shines even brighter with the VCT trophy🏆

posted 5 months ago

During match, coach repeatedly rage slam keyboard in frustration and spammed all-chat multiple times during the rounds.
After the match, opposing players filed complaints about his behavior.
Disappointed by incident owner of MURASH GAMING released coach.

https://x.com/tarkuuun/status/2054509223854371052
https://x.com/ate_viii/status/2055574987013267946

posted 5 months ago

I want to hear how you're feeling right now.

posted 5 months ago

The first-ever occurrence in a VALORANT international tournament

posted 5 months ago

It’s necessary to hold an international tournament.
It’ll surely be more exciting than Santiago GF

posted 5 months ago

Nothing left to lose anymore
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaehaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪💀💀💀💀
https://www.vlr.gg/673533/zeta-division-vs-gen-g-esports-world-cup-2026-pacific-qualifier-stage-1-lr1
https://www.vlr.gg/673529/zeta-division-vs-varrel-esports-world-cup-2026-pacific-qualifier-stage-1-ubsf

posted 5 months ago

I think you can use ChatGPT or anything for translation—it doesn’t really matter.
But he may be in toughest situation of his career. He’s really struggling a lot.

posted 5 months ago

Edit original post

posted 5 months ago

Mako revealed that years of constant pressure and criticism have left him completely exhausted, both mentally and physically
Life inevitably comes with hardships for everyone, but he has confessed that the weight of his own choices and responsibilities has become increasingly unbearable year after year.
discord - https://i.imgur.com/tKPmctW.png

posted 5 months ago
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