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Registered: March 21, 2024
Last post: June 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Posts: 4756
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god i hope not, fnc might actually become a competent team if that happens

posted 4 months ago

https://www.vlr.gg/542272/nrg-vs-fnatic-valorant-champions-2025-gf

simple and effective remedy, i recommend this one

always brings me great joy revisiting this game after a rough day and seeing boaster weep on stage, u should try it

posted 5 months ago

terrible ass player

posted 10 months ago

😂😂😂

posted 11 months ago

no need to state the obvious brother

posted 11 months ago

thank you so much for confiscating my stars. words cannot begin to express the admiration i feel for the person responsible for this.

that being said, i'd like to say that the consequences from having these stars removed is a tad excessive. https://imgur.com/a/wk44ZSZ

i'm not entirely sure what i did to deserve a punishment like this considering i haven't even been active recently, but whatever it was, just know that i've been sitting here for the past 50 minutes contemplating my mistakes and waiting patiently to submit this thread to tell you that i deeply regret my actions and it will never happen again.

i'm very sorry from the bottom of my heart for any affliction i've caused to the hard working members of the VLR staff team.

thank you and good day 😊🤞

posted 11 months ago

hello sister

posted 11 months ago

yup, my exact reaction when opening this thread

posted 11 months ago

pointless article, nobody cares about dogshit teams in dogshit regions

i really hope you're being paid to type all of this nonsense, if not then thats just disgraceful

posted 11 months ago

watching boaster cry on stage after getting dick slapped by NRG

shit had me crying tears of joy

posted 11 months ago

no one cares buddy

posted 11 months ago

facts, can't believe we're relying on imports from a terrible ass region once again

i speak for all NRG fans when i say Marved clears this bum

posted 11 months ago

personally i don't think kd farming off of shitters in EMEA is enough justification to call it an upgrade, but thats just me though

posted 11 months ago

we need people like him on VLR, this site is mad boring sometimes

posted 11 months ago

complete opposite actually
all good though, NRG is going b2b regardless

posted 11 months ago

victor i'd assume, that would be the most logical choice

posted 11 months ago

g2 victor is the most likely scenario

posted 11 months ago

mada and jawgemo are american brother

posted 11 months ago

this should've been done years ago

SA players do not belong in tier 1 except a select few, NA has already proven that they're far superior to those dogs

posted 11 months ago

greetings

posted 11 months ago

how do these dogshit bronzilians keep sneaking onto NA teams?

posted 11 months ago

madrid was 597 days ago, it's time to wake up now

posted 11 months ago

Obviously Zekken is a top 5 player in the world

good one brother 😹😹

posted 11 months ago

true

posted 11 months ago

some nazi shit, but somehow he managed to convince this gullible val community that it was only a misclick

posted 11 months ago

Santiago : NRG
London : G2
champs : EG

posted 11 months ago

apologies
solid 4th at ludwig x tarik*

posted 11 months ago

solid 8th place at a knights monthy gauntlet

posted 11 months ago

W move for the other teams in EMEA

posted 11 months ago

find a new hobby asap

posted 11 months ago

remember he plays in emea
doesnt take much effort to qualify from there

posted 11 months ago

nobody wants to join ur filthy server buddy take a damn hint

posted 11 months ago

cant even open this site without seeing a grown ass man making meow threads, vlr fell off so hard

posted 11 months ago

we're gonna pass

posted 11 months ago

good for him he was trash anyways
maybe he'll consider not being dogshit next time

posted 11 months ago

re-signing johnqt when victor is available
big mistake

posted 11 months ago

no one asked buddy

posted 11 months ago

garbage ass player can't handle the truth so he resorts to crying on twitter, shameless

posted 11 months ago

no lies were told

posted 11 months ago

both are garbage
nobody cares

posted 11 months ago

857 days

posted 11 months ago

plenty of scraps in EMEA T2 who can replace chronicle
all good

posted 11 months ago

NRG is finished sadly
keiko will ruin them like ardiis did

posted 11 months ago

the team that doesn't have 5 north american players

posted 11 months ago

whats up with vlr and downvoting factual statements

posted 11 months ago

fax

posted about a year ago

NRG are gonna struggle with brawk unable to abuse Odin

posted about a year ago

odin or not nrg still would've won champs flawlessly
they're simply the best team itw

posted about a year ago
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