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Registered: March 21, 2024
Last post: June 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Posts: 4756
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truth is bait nowadays
sad to see it

posted 8 months ago

u can win internationals and still be dogshit

prime examples are sacy, boaster, zekken, and lakia. hope this helps

posted 8 months ago

water is wet
grass is green

posted 8 months ago

why are we downvoting the truth?

posted 8 months ago

unemployed activities

posted 8 months ago

Bro, I can’t stop thinking about the times brawk just annoyingly spamming the Odin to win Champions, like he thinks spraying walls full of bullets makes him some kind of tactical god, when really he’s just turning every round into a chaotic demolition show nobody asked for. It’s absurd that a professional player can act like holding down M1 on drywall is a skill, while the rest of his team actually tries to play the game; he’s out here auditioning for ‘Fastest Property Destruction in NA,’ and somehow people clap for it. Every corner you peek, every window you try to clear, there’s a literal hailstorm of bullets making it impossible to even breathe, and the man sits there like it’s art — like his ego is louder than the Odin itself. And don’t even get me started on how it ruins the flow of the game. The rest of the squad is coordinating smokes, flashes, and entries, and brawk’s busy turning the map into a war crime scene while calling it strategy. It’s insane that someone can get paid to do this, because it’s not skill — it’s harassment. You’d get more tactical depth from a bot spraying walls randomly than from brawk holding down that gun, and yet somehow people act like he’s redefining VALORANT, when all he’s really doing is proving that walls are his true competition

posted 8 months ago

it's a shame NA is forced to share slots with Brazil

these players are actually horrendous

posted 8 months ago

he's terrible calm down buddy

posted 8 months ago

didnt ask

posted 8 months ago

had plenty of tier 1 chances and shit the bed every single time, any team that even considers picking him up needs to be relegated asap

posted 8 months ago

why we pretending tex isnt a direct upgrade from that shitter?

posted 8 months ago

sucks to suck

posted 8 months ago

And his shooting is way too good

u sure we're talking about the same jamppi?

posted 8 months ago

NRG
EG
G2

posted 8 months ago

superteam with derke and jamppi

this word has lost all its meaning

posted 8 months ago

crashies

posted 8 months ago

who?

posted 8 months ago

swapped out trash for garbage 🔥

posted 8 months ago

-30
-35

guess what these numbers correspond to

posted 8 months ago

s0m and it's not close

posted 8 months ago

MIBR yay

posted 8 months ago

sorry to inform you this but nats is just as dogshit as the rest of them

posted 8 months ago

hes just being humble thats all
no one is afraid of either of those bums trust me

posted 8 months ago

farming stats in emea t2 means less than nothing, that region is absolute garbage

posted 8 months ago

good one

posted 8 months ago

go fuck yourself

posted 8 months ago

fax

posted 8 months ago

if ur afraid of NRG just say so

honestly i would be too if i wasn't supporting them, cant even blame u

posted 8 months ago

huge pile of dogshit

posted 8 months ago

salutations.

posted 8 months ago

it's like they haven't learned their lesson from 2023

signing EMEA players is never a good option

posted 8 months ago

guy saw an opportunity to get away from shAts and took it in a heart beat ☠️

posted 8 months ago

trash, mid, dogshit, horrible, atrocious

posted 8 months ago

"americas" i hope you just mean NA

SA teams are fucking horrible

posted 8 months ago

slight downgrade sadly but it's all good, NRG is 3-peating next year

posted 8 months ago

classic emea reusing the same washed up bums
nothing new honestly

posted 8 months ago

solid 11-12th in Americas

posted 8 months ago

guy still thinks its 2022

posted 8 months ago

fuck up retard

posted 8 months ago

would be an upgrade over zekken but they still have zellsis so it doesn't really make a difference

posted 8 months ago

both deserve it more than shitster that's for sure

posted 8 months ago

i dont see the problem

posted 8 months ago

shitty ass player
wont be missed

posted 8 months ago

farewell king 👑

thank you for making boaster cry on stage, always brings me great joy seeing that fraud in tears

posted 8 months ago

wont make the slightest difference as long as zellsis is still there

posted 8 months ago

we all thought you were gone forever

needed a little rest from posting all day long, didnt wanna end up like this loser here https://www.vlr.gg/user/delighted

posted 8 months ago

PRX sacked him and immediately won a tournament
we're good off that bum

posted 8 months ago

their goal is to win

no T1 team will even consider signing that shitter unless they willingly want to lose

posted 8 months ago

🙌🙌🙌

posted 8 months ago
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