cloudberry
Flag: Seychelles
Registered: May 7, 2024
Last post: May 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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To sum it up very simply, Saadhak was the answer to KC's problems... they just found a whole lot of new ones unfortunately

posted 6 months ago

Depends on what you're better at. If you struggle with mouse movement, it's osu!... if you struggle with split second timings, it's Geometry Dash

posted 6 months ago

That makes zero sense to me

posted 6 months ago

-we tried to make this as realistic as possible-no fantasy picks

LOUD SUYGETSU

posted 6 months ago

Hecking awesome, every event should be in stadiums like this

I hope the atmosphere is as good as SΓ£o Paulo and Los Angeles were

posted 6 months ago

I think people said the same thing about old battle pass stuff when the accessories shop came out

posted 6 months ago

You say that as if VLR honours flag ratios (outside of square flags and whatever Nepal is)

posted 6 months ago

Crazy how much the perceived list has changed in 9 months

https://www.vlr.gg/431525/q1-2025-most-notable-user-for-each-flag

posted 6 months ago

LMAO I hate when they do that 😭

posted 6 months ago

Now that it's ruined (wow thanks bro) I'll say this

This was hella fun to read, I lowkey expected this to get ruined instantly but there was actually a story going on. Props to y'all, love this community o7

Edit: I did NOT read the part where it said to ignore the interrupters and keep going, mb πŸ’€

posted 6 months ago

At least it's in Off Topic this time

posted 6 months ago

Unluckily, there's pretty much no such thing as a consistently good Challengers NA team anymore (unless you count TSM)

posted 6 months ago

Oh shoot I remember this

posted 6 months ago

I've actually working on proposed changes myself, hopefully I'll be able to have them drafted and formatted before the actual leaks or they'll be kinda useless tbh even as just pure entertainment

posted 6 months ago

The cycle isn't real

Last year we went Deadlock β†’ Iso β†’ Clove β†’ Vyse (4 straight agents with no initiator)
A little under 3 years ago we went Fade β†’ Harbor β†’ Gekko (2 initiators in 3 releases)

They're just trying to keep the number of agents in each role relatively balanced, which is why sentinel and controller both make sense (6 agents each)

posted 6 months ago

It's been over a year since they said "we're working on him but it's tricky because he needs big changes" so it BETTER be more than that istg

posted 6 months ago

Questionable take but that one something Guardian shot Ascent A Heaven in 2023

posted 6 months ago

God I wish Less was on Viper all season

posted 6 months ago

eeiu is still a firm part of the roster

posted 6 months ago

I did, yeah, but it's not at all accurate with LFTs and stuff. I'm basing this off Twitter/Chinese forum posts from players, managers, and orgs and practically nothing else

posted 6 months ago

Bump!
VIT // -UNFAKE*

posted 6 months ago

Boaster

posted 6 months ago

Bump!
TLN // -FrosT -Jovi*

posted 6 months ago

If it's lore accurate then my answer is correct

If it's a riddle then AleAlejandro's answer is better than yours

There's no justification bro, try again next time

posted 6 months ago

What in the engagement bait is this

posted 6 months ago

Anything to see Leo play again, hell yeah

posted 6 months ago

They said the same thing literally 12 months ago in a Dev Diaries and it never happened

We also got a leak a while back saying the buffs would be coming late this year (i.e. November/December) at the earliest

posted 6 months ago

Harbor's buff isn't coming bro it's so over for all 3 of us Harbor mains

posted 6 months ago

Yeah that's why I said 50% and not 98%

posted 6 months ago

Doesn't nerdy/neurodivergent apply to 50% of gamers

posted 6 months ago

BerLIN too busy entrying to ever be in clutches tbh

posted 6 months ago

Your flag may change but your legacy will always be :3

posted 6 months ago

Kiribati = Kirya simp

posted 6 months ago

It's also where they hosted Ascension for Americas last year so it's already a proven location πŸ‘

posted 6 months ago

I'd be down for Singapore, hell yeah

I picked Monterrey because it's LATAM. Yeah it's geographically North American but as far as VCT is concerned it's LATAM-North

posted 6 months ago

You're right, but saying the winner's already been decided is a bit egregious

posted 6 months ago

I don't wanna jinx it but PRX still exists

posted 6 months ago

OXY is until 2028 πŸ’€

posted 6 months ago

We already know where Champions is (Shanghai) so figuring out where the two Masters events will be as well would be dope

Champs is in CN and the last event of this year was in EMEA so it's pretty likely that the two Masters will be in Americas and Pacific

My guesses are Monterrey and Riyadh (hot take, I'm predicting a Riot LAN sellout into EWC combo)

posted 6 months ago

He's listed as 2026

posted 6 months ago

Obviously FPX is #1 in all scenarios because they won Masters Copenhagen which is the most prestigious VALORANT tournament of all time

BerLIN was there btw that's why they won

posted 6 months ago

Thanks bro I made it myself (no I didn't)

posted 6 months ago

All data is pulled directly from the VALORANT Champions Tour Global Contract Database.

100T // Boostio
2G // silentzz, gobera, Lz, spike, pryze, faithz0r
C9
EG // supamen
FUR
G2 // JonahP, leaf, trent, valyn, BABYBAY, JoshRT
KRU // Shyy, keznit, Melser, Atom
LEV // C0M, tex, Okeanos, Desmo
LOUD
MIBR // artziN, aspas, Verno, fRoD
NRG // Ethan, s0m, Ry
SEN // zekken

AG
BLG // Knight, jexen, bail
DRG // Demon1
EDG
FPX // Autumn
JDG // jkuro
NOVA // cb, o0o0o, OBONE, 24K
TE // MarT1n
TEC // Coco
TYL
WOL
XLG // hvoya

APK // AvovA, MOLSI, batujnax, penny, OLIZERA, hype, oderus, DANNYTO
BBL // MAGNUM, PAL
FNC // Boaster, Chronicle, crashies, Milan
FUT // cNed, KROSTALY
GX // ara, Flickless, grubinho, wayLander
KC // marteen, Saadhak, pyrolll, ZE1SH
M8 // Minny, Zyppan, kamyk, Veqaj, Proxh, ComeBack, K4DAVRA, goked
MKOI // sheydos, baddyG, nataNk, simoz
NAVI // Shao, alexiiik
TH // MiniBoo
TL // Keiko
VIT // Kicks, Sayf

BME // Fields
DFM // Akame, Jinboong, SSeeS, NorthernLights
DRX // BeYN
GE
GEN // t3xture, Karon, Munchkin, Lakia, hsk, solo
NS // Rb, Xross
PRX // d4v41, something, mindfreak
RRQ
T1 // iZu, Autumn
TLN // FrosT
TS
ZETA // CLZ, TenTen

Note: Some of these players will be resigned. A lot of these players (and a lot of players with longer contracts as well) have already posted LFT's as well. This is just me sharing information.

(If you want to keep up with all the actual roster moves (LFT's, releases, additions), feel free to check this thread: https://www.vlr.gg/543729/cloudberrys-rostermania-thing-2026)

posted 6 months ago

My balls are bigger than Pooper Rex’s chances of winning this event

So either you think PRX are winning, or you have no balls

posted 6 months ago

When does FaZe play?

posted 6 months ago

d00mbr0s will also technically have a Champs

I almost forgot he signed with FNATIC

posted 6 months ago

I know some users that ragebait and then downvote their own posts so they get more engagement

posted 6 months ago

Bump!
EDG // -Muggle
RRQ // -natz
BME // +natz

posted 6 months ago

Why would he leave a team he handpicked?

posted 7 months ago
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