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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK mf mixed up obrigado with arigato

posted about 2 years ago

Tf do we have to do with navi losing ::???????????

posted about 2 years ago

LOUD Revenge against Fnatic
EG's run to prove themselves as a top tier team
Fnatic trying to mantain their throne
TL trying to prove they arent a fraud
PRX trying to show they aint irrelevant
DRX revenge againt LOUD
EG revenge againt NRG

posted about 2 years ago

How tf did they manage to get 2 draws in their career??
was it a weirdly formatted friendly? idk why buts really funny
letd go EDG the only team to draw TWICE

posted about 2 years ago

nowhere near as hype tho

posted about 2 years ago

watch out, the emea fans are gonna crucify you

posted about 2 years ago

KRU would make a better run than Sentinels, shut up man

posted about 2 years ago

This Bunt dude and Life have some P O T E N T I A L

posted about 2 years ago

gamr was shown to be racist in another thread, his comment here has no racism, im just insulting him since he insulted me, difference he actually is racist

posted about 2 years ago

damn you really are worked up kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

posted about 2 years ago

since both us are still in this thread you gotta admit we dont look good rn

posted about 2 years ago

Lets see, both NRG and LOUD want to take down Fnatic, EG is honeymooning. NAVI and FUT already going home... DRX Mad as hell they dont have a title yet, and PRX are HUNGRY for a deep run.
No, EMEA aint getting far this tournament, sorry.

posted about 2 years ago

you know what?
Cope
Seethe
Mald

posted about 2 years ago

EG learned the saadhak gamestyle and now they are OP
Saadhak Gamestyle = Have fun while playing

posted about 2 years ago

Fake brazillian, Brazil loves max

posted about 2 years ago

IM COMMING

posted about 2 years ago

HOLY SHIT
THE BALD BUFF IS REAL, SHAVE EVERYONER'S HEADS

posted about 2 years ago

cuz they arent good? everyone calls 9z, the uniom, 00, fusion bad, they are tier 2 after all, but COME ON, stop glazing m80 and Theguard, they are not a top tier team. they are inconsistent and puggy.

You mfs put these teams on a pedestal, aint nobody hypong up Fusion and 9z, theguard? all of you are GLAZING a mid ass team

posted about 2 years ago

im not saying my opinion is worth more, my opinion is grounded in analysis from both me and other casters, what i am trying to say is that just because a regional figure defends their regional team, doesnt mean their team is all of the hype.
If you look from the outside, take into account more factors, the perspective changes. Casters, Analyst and youtubers all have differeing preds and analysis but none of them hold the objective truth, which is exactly why i DIDNT pred who would win, because it is only probability.

posted about 2 years ago

ok no need to belittle it like that.

posted about 2 years ago

let bro confess peepo

posted about 2 years ago

no worries, its your taste

posted about 2 years ago

Demon1

i just like him more, but understand other picks

posted about 2 years ago

thank you

posted about 2 years ago

i understand its a refernce to that, but the phrase itself foesnt make much sense to me.
is it implying that they do not have a crowd in their own region, only outside it?
im still a bit confused

posted about 2 years ago

bro forgot about Pacific. them mfs had to watch the games at these times why cant you?

posted about 2 years ago

and?

posted about 2 years ago

personally i prefer this one.

posted about 2 years ago

yeah it surprised me too

posted about 2 years ago

pera ele não é BR? kkkkkkkkk

posted about 2 years ago

Thats why there is the [ALLAT] tag

posted about 2 years ago

LOUD (the org) released a song today about their VALORANT team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYvHCN4cEhQ

The song itself has a few disses to other orgs and light banter against opponents in general.
The Team had nothing to do with this, this is a marketing move, a way of getting some traction amongst their fans and the community in general.
BUT, to any non-portuguese speaker who sees it might not understand the translated lyrics, and since im bored i made a re-translation with [[ ]] comments explaining references and expressions in the song.

I also want to remind people that orgs and players are separate entities and there can be Arrogant ORGs with Humble players, or vice-versa.

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You Know

Brazil is LOUD
LOUD is Brazil
Everyone who tried
Didn't make it stick
They play at night
Cuz your game is sleepy
[[ Basically no effort is required to win agaisnt you ]]
You thought we wouldnt win

Observe
How easy it is
To win against your crew
[[ Beloved teams your region possesess ]]
You ain't got a crowd
If you arent at the Gringa
[[ Literally just means anywhere that isnt brazil, i dont really understand how this is a diss, they could've said something along the lines of Gringo crowds not having passion, but whatever ]]
Im just like Cauanzin
Cold and Tactical
[[ The tactical here has a meaning of having a clear mind when making your strategy ]]

Call the Captain
He decides your fate( Sadhaak)

Stay calm
He is your son, you already know that
[[ This phrase is from the POV of saadhak himself, the expression "he is your son" correlates to the american expression of "owning someone" or "you are in my pocket", basically saying that you are the father of the player you are dominating, because it is the father's duty to discipline his child ]]

I'm pulling weight like Tuyz
[[ Literally every post Tuyz makes on social media is about him going to the gym so that is a reference to that ]]
Spinning like Aspas, i never run out of ammo
[[ Reference to the Gira Aspas meme, which pertains to Aspas's incredible Jett movement plays where he spins his agent making his hitbox harder to hit, this is also a reference to the chamber of a revolver that spins, implying that he is always prepared for a fight/altercation ]]

Less, made them fear him, in game more than 10
[[ The number ten here is used simply because it rimes in portuguese with Less's name ]]
If he picks Viper, you won't even be at his feet
[[ The implication here is that Less is so good as Viper that being "at his feet" is not plausible, you are below him, in this case, below even his feet ]]

Surfin this wave
Champion, i dash like Jett
[[ The implication is that they are quick to attain the trophy ]]
If i equip a Vandal Prime
Believe that it will happen

I only wake up if LOUD is the champion
[[ This is a reference to the first verses where he claims that the opponents game is easy and not difficult to beat, visa-vi "he can win this while asleep", so he only wakes up to celebrate ]]
Off to Japan, we are turning the heat up in this town
[[ Their game is on fire ]]
We have Frod on the team
He will be a champion again
[[ There is a focus on the word again, meaning this is a common occurrence for Frod ]]

You ask yourselves how they play like this
Being so young
You only won before because we weren't here
[[ Here means the Pro scene ]]
Do you know what you were unaware?

Brazil is LOUD
LOUD is Brazil
Everyone who tried
Didn't make it stick
They play at night
Cuz your game is sleepy
[[ Basically no effort is required to win against you ]]
You thought we wouldnt win

Observe
How easy it is
To win against your crew
[[ Beloved teams your region possesess ]]
You ain't got a crowd
If you arent at the Gringa
[[ Literally just means anywhere that isnt brazil, i dont really understand how this is a diss, they could've said something along the lines of Gringo crowds not having passion, but whatever ]]
Im just like Cauanzin
Cold and Tactical
[[ The tactical here has a meaning of having a clear mind when making your strategy ]]

Call the Captain
He decides your fate( Sadhaak)

Stay calm
He is your son, you already know that
[[ This phrase is from the POV of saadhak himself, the expression "he is your son" correlates to the american expression of "owning someone" or "you are in my pocket", basically saying that you are the father of the player you are dominating, because it is the father's duty to discipline his child ]]

We won against everyone
7 - 0
[[ I assume NRG is not being mentioned since they managed to win against in GF, although this number doesnt include Leviathan, so this must be an omission to make the lyrics sound better ]]
Everyone

While you say we are lucky
Your misfortune creeps in
[[ Jab at C9 since they called LOUD lucky to have won their Head-To-Head, but lost at playoffs not making it to Tokyo ]]
For them to take people from our crew
They need to pay alot
[[ Jab at Sentinels, since they had to pay a very big amount to get $acy and Pancada, this also verse also makes the the "misfortune creeps in" be a double diss to both C9 and SEN ]]

Your pix, Doesn't come with a crowd
[[ A jab at other orgs, and how they attempt to buy out LOUDs players, PIX is a brazillian mode of transferring money online without taxes and fees. Also implies that LOUD has the biggest crowd in the world ]]
And it doesn't come with talent, Dumbass
[[ I think this might be a jab at Bzka, since he allegedly had more of an administrative role on the old LOUD roster and the strats where made by Saadhak and $acy, but im not sure so take it with a grain of salt.]]

(Like this)

It doesn't matter what you pay
My crew makes it in one month
[[ Referencing how even if you offer alot of money, it doesnt matter to their players because they will win that amount on tournaments anyway ]]
Stomping
Winning everything i dreamed of

Calm down and breathe
Count from one to three
Off to Japan
To do what no one did

Observe
How easy it is
To win against your crew
[[ Beloved teams your region possesess ]]
You ain't got a crowd
If you arent at the Gringa
[[ Literally just means anywhere that isnt brazil, i dont really understand how this is a diss, they could've said something along the lines of Gringo crowds not having passion, but whatever ]]
Im just like Cauanzin
Cold and Tactical
[[ The tactical here has a meaning of having a clear mind when making your strategy ]]

Call the Captain
He decides your fate( Sadhaak)

Stay calm
He is your son, you already know that
[[ This phrase is from the POV of saadhak himself, the expression "he is your son" correlates to the american expression of "owning someone" or "you are in my pocket", basically saying that you are the father of the player you are dominating, because it is the father's duty to discipline his child ]]

I'm pulling weight like Tuyz

Make the L
[[ Its referencing the L-shape a hand can make, which is also Loud's initial, its a symbol, a way of demonstrating support to the team/org ]]

posted about 2 years ago

BORA EG

posted about 2 years ago

ah yes because sliggy is the standard, every caster is gonna glaze players, its what they do, these are also the sam mfs that said prod and ethos were The Next Big Thing

posted about 2 years ago

O único que eu acho que daria pra dar uma relevada é o pancc porque pelo menos ele demonstrou remorso quando deu em cima da guria antes de revelar o esquema, significa q ele pode ter mudado e se arrependido, fora que foi tudo online então o dano é menor (ainda bem), o Pancc ainda pode se redimir]

mas o NTK e um cuzão mesmo.

posted about 2 years ago

says the racist

posted about 2 years ago

how do you know im not a bzka or seangares alt account?

posted about 2 years ago

oh so thats where that stat came from

posted about 2 years ago

wait then who tf got grouped by prx?

posted about 2 years ago

no no no im pretty sure they got grouped and lost to PRX???

posted about 2 years ago

does Mibr play like LOUD? does LOUD play like Furia?
Also if we are to stretch lets stretch, The Union got to scrim Fnatic, Liquid, Loud, DRX and C9 during Lockin

posted about 2 years ago

Keznit owns them

posted about 2 years ago

they got grouped didnt they? thats what im talking about, they had strong ass potential but when the different playstyle came into play they got overwhelmed

posted about 2 years ago

One thing that must be taken into account when discussing Ascensions is.
Neither
M80
TheGuard
MXM
TheUnion
00Nation

Played internationally with their current roster.
You need to remember that NA scrims NA teams and SA scrims SA teams, and both have differing playstyles
Sure, The Union and M80 can be dominating their own regions, but that does not translate to international success.
Take for Example Furia, in the BR region they are not seen as a top tier team, a team of talented players? yes. but a top team? no. yet every single game in franchising NA teams struggled against them, even with clear flaws, why? they werent used to Furia, 100T is another "mid team" that suffered at the hands of their region's best but gave a hard time to foreign teams.
The true factor to take into account when predding who wins is Mental and Adaptabiity, to be thrown off by a playstyle is easy even if you prepare for it, example: PLAYOFFS NRG VS EG.
EG lost, then won, then prepped to take on NRG and lost, they werent adaptable enough to finish it out.

With all that said KRU clears every team in Ascensions

Note:
Im watching MXM vs TheGuard, These mfs ARE NOT GOOD lmao, they should be jailed for the amount of braindead plays being made, holy shit their game is infuriating.

posted about 2 years ago

yeah, and riot "celebrates" pride month with the pride cards, thats what they post about, how you can get the cards for free to "represent yourself"

posted about 2 years ago

how is a card collection human rights lmao? also its literally the same collection every year

posted about 2 years ago

so which one is it?:

posted about 2 years ago

does someone know if its 12 am Saturday TO Sunday, or Sunday TO Monday??

posted about 2 years ago

why? NRG, C9, 100T and SEN were all dogging on EG

posted about 2 years ago

and? they literally pulled a miracle win out their ass and EG gets the honey, pretty fair to retrieve the nicety

posted about 2 years ago
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