whatever floats your boat G

No, only good thing about EG is potter

GIVE US MORE LEAGUE SPLITS RIOT

XIT looks promising if Gobera stops trolling

indeed, NRG fans are becoming even worse than Sentinels fans when it comes to copium

NRG fans aint gonna like this one

hes a lurker IRL

pretty sure every hyped player has choked on a shitty org with no IgL and direction

Qck and TuyZ appear to be bffs in the VODs.

Loud winning Madrid fr

Furia will humble nrg fans

LOUD never wins scrims for some fucking reason, they always lose to whatever bumfuck team is assembled to beat them

1. Loud win a Masters, and win Champs
2. Furia is classifies for an international event and manages to succesfully classify out of groups
3. KRU win a second "LCQ RUN"

Hope the creator shares his patreon so i can donate to the cause

thank you whoever made Valorant Simulator. i have been having fun crafting new teams

runi and boostio over saadhak is WILD💀

o que tu quer tá mole
recomendo oferecer o bumbum por meia hora com o relógio parado

its true, during champs jawgemo showed me his pp in the parking lot (i did not ask to see it)

Loud lost Pancada, the MVP of Champions 2022, still great.
Loud lost Sacy, their co-captain, still great.

why the fuck would it be different with aspas?

Also

How is any other team possibly going to outrank them?
Leviatan just imploded, its a quesion of time before they dissolve, Aspas himself is trying to get out since he went to LEV BECAUSE of Nzr
NRG has no Fns, No actual IGL, and a team that still needs to build a new system since their "IGL" never did so before nor did he do it under chet.
V0nity is just the NA murizz
G2 is not even close to LOUDs level
Boostio cant perform without Ethan and Potter AND Demon1
Kru did not upgrade at all
Mibr is ASS
Furia looks decent but not good enough to beat LOUD

The only team that looks strong enough to beat LOUD in Americas is Sentinels, but that is if the cursed org doesnt take effect

Lets not forget Loud won against Fnatic TACTICALLY, not becaus Aspas was popping off.
Louds kryptonite is Asian teams

Loud lost Pancada, the MVP of Champions 2022, still great.
Loud lost Sacy, their co-captain, still great.

why the fuck would it be different with aspas?

Also

How is any other team possibly going to outrank them?
Leviatan just imploded, its a quesion of time before they dissolve, Aspas himself is trying to get out since he went to LEV BECAUSE of Nzr
NRG has no Fns, No actual IGL, and a team that still needs to build a new system since their "IGL" never did so before nor did he do it under chet.
V0nity is just the NA murizz
G2 is not even close to LOUDs level
Boostio cant perform without Ethan and Potter AND Demon1
Kru did not upgrade at all
Mibr is ASS
Furia looks decent but not good enough to beat LOUD

The only team that looks strong enough to beat LOUD in Americas is Sentinels, but that is if the cursed org doesnt take effect

always happy to see you in my comments peepo

Zeta and NAVI battle it out for top 1 of the bottom scoreboard

*** conceito da GRANDE maioria de brs

they really think Ethan, the mf that mid as hell without Potter and Demon1, who wasnt even the actual IGL of EG, is SOMEHOW going to diff CHAADHAK, also lets remember Cauanzin was dominating this mf

Loud lost Pancada, the MVP of Champions 2022, still great.
Loud lost Sacy, their co-captain, still great.

why the fuck would it be different with aspas?

Loud lost Pancada, the MVP of Champions 2022, still great.
Loud lost Sacy, their co-captain, still great.

why the fuck would it be different with aspas?

Loud lost Pancada, the MVP of Champions 2022, still great.
Loud lost Sacy, their co-captain, still great.

why the fuck would it be different with aspas?

Loud lost Pancada, the MVP of Champions 2022, still great.
Loud lost Sacy, their co-captain, still great.

why the fuck would it be different with aspas?

Saadhak is their best player, Less is their anchor player.
Aspas is only what he is today because of saadhak

2022 Rekjavic Top 2
2022 Instanbul Top 1
2023 LockIN Top 2
2023 VCT americas Top 1
2023 Champions Top 3

and americucks STILL underrate his team.
May yall learn some rational thinking soon 🙏😭

o cara n entende o conceito de BR primeiro, LATAM em segundo. entre LEV e americano eu torço pra LEV, mas entre LEV e Criciuma E-sports, eu torço pro criciuma

m80 has bcjoke, they are cursed to lose

Pancc only dominates games if they dont go to Overtime 😭😭😭

This is ironically, either Mibr's fault or 100T's fault

Gallorys é muito inconstante ainda em termos de peak coletivo, mas Sato consegue ser melhor que o Aspas se for treinado corretamente

Bind and Split are her best maps, B site is impossible to approach from hookah with her stuns

May MiBR wake up from the BS bzKa was cooking and pick up Nzr and Pancada

Brazil taking it home.

RED CANIDS

• Axeddy
• CTC
• Cortezia
• Gaabx
• Zanatsu

  Cortezia is early Pancada Level / Gaabx is Raafa Level / CTC is Kon4n Level / Zanatsu is Tuyz Level / Axeddy is already proven good in franchising

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GALLORYS

• Urango
• Evilkyk
• Sato
• Lukxo
• rood

  Really good overall and improving

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XIT

• Drako
• Swagetsu
• Skz
• Richzin
• Gobera

  Gobera is Jzz Level / Skz is Derek Level / Richzin is Early Cauanzin Level / Swagetsu is Early Less Level / Drako is Early Sacy Level (in IGLing)

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UNIÃO

• Raafa
• Dgzin
• Pancc
• Askia
• GuhRVN

  Raafa is better than Mazin & Murizz / Dgzin IF PLAYING SMART, is better than CryoCells / GuhRVN is better than Bang / Askia is Havoc Level / Pancc is R.Kelly Level

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NA's only hope is Brawk, and if the big G (GOD) listens to my prayers EG will pick him up, further crippling NA's Ascension pool of teams

this site will be good again, imma release my backlog of ALLAT post, this place finna be a scientific analytical journal of valorant

Guarana Antartica SOLOS and its not even close

you're getting vigorously piped down by the male side character

what makes you think the mfs in this site see this as a negative? 💀😭

its an insult to list dephh that close to fenis 💀

Rip mary

NO, coke with ice and lemons is the greatest thing ever

these are MY goats, thats the point of the list, its the players I like. although Chaadhak is the undisputed all time GOAT

cuz im not schizophrenic lmao

List your Goats here, ill start:

All Time Goat
S Level
A+ Level
A Level

ALL TIME GOAT = SAADHAK

S Level
Pancada
Less
Cauanzin
Tuyz
Sacy
Aspas

A+ Level
Mwzera
Kon4n
CTC
Havoc
Axeddy
Cortezia
Khalil
Richzin
Swag
Joojina

A Level
Suygetsu
Boostio
Zekken
Zellsis
s0m
Mako
Stax
Benkai
DaveeyS
Fit1nho
Potter

Free my dawg pancada

you are as correct as a 6 sided triangle

Brain Transplants would solve this issue, we must fund hommunculi research!

Americas - LEV
Americas - LOUD
Pacific - PRX
Pacific - Zeta
China - EDG
China - FPX
EMEA - FNC
EMEA - Giants