Who are KRU gonna lose to? LEV? I think that's gonna be a 2-1 minimum for Leviatan.

Furia rather than MIBR
Mibr's atleast looks different and has an identity, Furia's is just a generic black blob. I've seen MiBr pistols in my region, but not a single Furia pistol

Better Alternatives
First, 2 MONTH 3 MONTH OFFSEASON MAXX
Bo3 Round Robins
Swiss format, 5 losses you out
Bo2 win 3points draw 1point

FUT would clean the floor with NRG

Was it so hard to to Bo2 round robins???
Make the mfs play the whole week maybe 2 days offdays
Win - 3 points
Draw - 1 point
Lose - 0 point or -1 point if you wanna be evil

If LOUD somehow make it, I'm gonna be happy and Pissed at the same time

Are you sure that if Loud win 2-1 they qualify?

What needs to happen for each of these teams to qualify?
I know that EG needs to beat NRG
And LOUD needs to beat G2

but by how much?
like
if EG wins 2-1
and LOUD wins 2-1
who qualifies?

😭 yeah i know sorry for being so aggressive, you are chill 😭

there was only one and it was pancc dumbass. NTK beat his wife

Balance has been restored to VLR
Sen and NRG fans are quiet
Loud fans are too fucking scared to boast (what if fluke win)
NAVI and TL fans are dead

i mean, even if they win they will still lose to G2
But if they do beat Sen AND G2, Then i if i remember correctly they only need EG to lose to NRG

Watch them lose to G2

yeah, like, we know its not objectively giving the better aim, but if you like it, and it feels good your aim improves

Skins apparently influence performance i guess?

If they win this match then the actual problem was their weapon skins
Tuyz and Less on Prelude to Chaos
Caunazin on Gaia
Qck should use Overcharge skin
Saadhak needs his Nerf phantom

MIBR

• Mantém o fRod na Mibr tira o Bzka ou coloca ele como manager, eu quero ver o fRod nos pauses.
• Contrata o time inteiro da RED ou da 2G, Frod que escolhe.
• Faz Bootcamps pelo amor de DEUS

FÚRIA

• Tira Kon4n, Khalil, HAVOC ESPECIALMENTE, DESRESPEITOSO PRA CARALHO E AINDA JOGA MAL.
• Adiciona Xand, Pancada, Onur e Heat se a KRU quickar ele pelo mta, se não, traz o Mazin q pelo menos pensa

did GE ever go to an international?

let Frod take control

quando tu tiver fazendo
+p
-p
não coloca espaço entre o sinal e o nome. q dai certo 👍

Mazin no momento parece bem inteligente e diligente
se pá,
-RGL
-JZZ
-FRZ
+Richzin
+Swagetsu
+Cortezia

??

fair, i also thought anyone else would work when they signed him, but i am pleasantly surprised

Artzin should stay in franchising, yes?
bro is very good, would even work as flex, impressive

Prophet take

y0y glazer detected
Even tremb0 has more dignity than y'all 🔥💀

Ain't no way dawg fell off this hard 😭😭😭

Just tell us dawg, we ain't picking sides we just wanna know

L player, who tf wears a fursona on stage?

-rgl
-jzz
-rgl

+cortezia
+richzin
+swagetsu

Mazin (IGL - Flex)
Artzin (Duelist)
Swagetsu (Sentinel)
Cortezia (Controller)
Richzin (Initiator)

-

???????????????????????????????
pancc is the pedo
Ntk is the wifebeater
Dgzin is black and proud
pollo is bald
murizz is braindead

agree

Hard agree

This team would easily win VCT EMEA

daonde tu tirou essa blasfemia?

Get Khalil on Loud if Pancada go to Furia

bro needed money to feed his family, Xand is pretty popular in BR, Fut wanted some clout, Xand needed cash

oRgasm team

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
XAND + PANCADA + NZR IS ALREADY A WINNING COMBO
IF MWZERA CAN GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS OWN ASS, THIS TEAM WILL BE TOP 5

Criminal Combo

RIGHT??? "But it's actually flexing duelists"🤓

WHY YF QCK AMD NOT XAND THEN????

Unfortunately there ain't no one who's taking it from him right now. JohnQT is a close contender, but he needs to get sentinel back on top by champions, one middle bad tournament is okay in my book

There legit could be a meta breaking agent / nerf on split 2 that could break his back

Considerando q eles sempre falam q o que importa é a champions.... Pq n esconder jogo?

Saadhak has hidden Strats and outright lied to fans for a while now, it ain't out of the realm of possibilities hes lying again

"We"? Simp4S0m is 🇧🇷?

Can't disagree with that

That's what they want you to think

Por isso q to ficando louco. Esse ensebado sempre mentiu na nossa cara milhares de vezes
Escondeu jogo mil e uma vezes
Pq n taria escondendo denovo?

This is a conspiracy of mine.
Like, what if he is just straight up lying?
im not saying this is absolutely true, but let me go on a schizo rant real quick.

We all know saadhak aint stupid, but Loud right now seem to be stupid... why? its also things that are easily changeable.

• Refusing to play gekko even though they played it in 2023
• Refusing to play Sentinels even though they have the Best Sentinel itw right now?
• Playing Phoenix when they have 1 Great Raze player (Tuyz) 1 Decent Player (Qck) and 1 Crazy player (Saadhak)
• Picking Qck for his flexibility but refusing to have him actually flex around roles
• Getting Qck to play phoenix and yoru when Saadhak is the one most trained on these agents and who actually has the intelligence and creativity to make plays on them
• a severe lack of fundamentals like opening together and timings etc. even though Saadhak's teams were always the only BR teams that actually did that
• Playing Sova and Skye on certain maps comps, but putting Saadhak on them when Cauanzin was Amazing at them in 2023?
• Switching the Second Caller to Cauanzin... when Tuyz is the one who communicates most after Less and Saadhak.
• Putting Tuyz on Viper on Icebox and Less on Cypher even though Tuyz never played Viper professionally, while QCK DID. like, put Qck on Cypher, Less on Viper so he isnt Site-locked, and Tuyz on whatever duelist you want, hell, put him on neon, hes good on neon.
• Refusing to play bread-n-butter comps when their wacky comps dont work, but also refusing to adopt wacky comps that DO work

There is so much wrong, and what doesnt make sense its that its nothing deep, its shit saadhak could fix in 2 trainning sessions.
So my conspiracy theory is that Saadhak is just straight up lying, he is faking a crisis, he making everyone think its truly joever for LOUD, so that every single strat they create, is only used on champions, and teams cant adapt on time.

"But they need to classify first lil bro" yeah, they do, but they knew who they were facing BEFORE us, they have 2 easy points on MIBR and Furia, 1 Decent match against 100T, and two possible losses against LEV and EG, but they have the ability to win all of these games. lets remember than on the Kickoff Loud x LEV game, Aspas wasnt able to do anything because of how well Saadhak could read him.

So what if Saadhak is just fabricating a crisis, no one in the team would oppose him, Less is completely on his side, Tuyz/Cauanzin and Qck only have a career because of him, and he only got peu and Stk because they would let him do whatever the fuck he wants.
"But the ORG" Saadhak is friends with the owner and aint no way he is opposing the guy that gave him relevance on Valorant.

ofc, this is an insane amount of copium and hopium.

but my last argument is
Aspas, Aspas said he wanted to go to LEV cuz he wanted Titles, not Champions, Titles. what if one of the reasons was, he was not on board with being ridiculed and humiliated during half the year? "Aspas went to Lev cuz of money" no TF he didnt, Bleed's and Furia's offers were wayyy higher. but Lev had players that were desperate to win titles, Fermago wants so badly to win he got 2 "International" winning players (Tex-Ascension, C0M-Champions) that didnt speak Portuguese or Spanish, JUST CUZ THEY HAD TROPHIES.

Schizo thread over.

Pancc só não joga em overtime, pq se passa de 14 ele n presta atenção