At least appreciate my ingenious puns! So delightfully silly and whimsical!
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At least appreciate my ingenious puns! So delightfully silly and whimsical!
Prepare to be ensnared in our net, you blubbering marsupials are nothing but noobs.
You dare slander our team? Well you better stack your somonis more.
First be. Then see. Finally, jaywalk over onto our side.
You'll grow happy after just one match.
After all:
THERE'S NOTHING GREATER THAN A MATER.
her ?
you personify a species of imaginary animal as a woman? freudian slip? tellingon yourself perhaps? demonstrating an underlying fetishist perception?
I cannot risk the integrity of this competition or the safety of competitors
Bruhmphrey Gauntlet has been cancelled due to that one VLR furry
his response was "hahaha maybe when ascension starts yes"
trash players = trash game. not ur fault og
This is totally fully written by me and not Chat GPT. The prompt was totally not "Write a funny VLR post about valorant". I would never lie.
Breaking News: Valorant Agents Demand Buffs to Survive Ranked Solo Queue
In an unprecedented move, the agents of Valorant have gone on strike, demanding buffs to survive the terrors of ranked solo queue. Jett was seen dashing away with a protest sign that read, "More Dash, Less Trash!" while Phoenix tried to set fire to the matchmaking algorithm.
Sage, usually the calm and collected healer, had this to say: "I can revive teammates, but not their broken spirits after a 13-0 loss. We need better matchmaking, not just my healing orb."
Brimstone added fuel to the fire with his ultimatum: "Give us better comms or I’ll smoke off the entire map indefinitely."
Riot Games responded with a statement saying they are looking into the demands but reminded the agents that "dodging" is not a viable strategy in real life. Meanwhile, Omen has been spotted lurking in the shadows, whispering, "I am everywhere... except in your team comms."
Stay tuned for more updates as this situation develops, and remember, folks, don't be the Reyna who lurks in spawn – your team needs you!
#Valorant #Ranked #AgentStrike #BuffUsPlz
🔥🎮 Calling all Valorant addicts! 🎮🔥
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered that playing Valorant is the most effective way to prepare for the zombie apocalypse! 🧟♂️🧟♀️ Turns out, dodging Jett's knives is excellent practice for dodging those undead munchers!
💥 Forget cardio, just clutch a round in Valorant! 💥 Who needs a gym membership when you've got spike plants to defuse and enemies to outsmart? 💪
🚀 And in other news, Sova mains have officially been declared the best at hide-and-seek. We swear, they could find Waldo in a crowd of clones!
🎉 Drop your funniest Valorant moments below and let's keep the good vibes rolling! Remember, it's just a game... until someone steals your ace! 😂 #ValorantLife #SpikeRushSilliness
Here are my personal rules for posting on VLR:
Be a decent human being
Think about what you're saying before you say it
Try to be supportive, don't be a hater
Anything predictionary is probably better left unsaid
It's really not that complicated. I just follow these 4 simple rules. Over 90% of my posts are upvoted, and the posts that are downvoted are still in the single digits.
furry team
You are right. Though without impetus to learn about social issues in someone's formative years, it is unlikely natal views will change as they grow as people. Community reinforcement of behaviours also has the potential to negate personal bias-checking.
Ion even know what i said tbh, im rereading this and realized im acc braindead
Nah, I just remember VLR having way more left leaning mf's before. This new level of stuff is normal for most online games, esp FPS
Also important and valid! Though over here in Canada, (and a few other countries), we do Movember for men's mental and physical health issues in November.
Swear this website wasn't this homophobic last year. I ain't even gay, just surprised to see y'all switch up.
No one is talking about TMV 😂 the self promotion is crazy
No one is talking about TMV 😂 the self promotion is crazy
A man can't even shitpost in peace smh what has this world come to 😞
I'm gonna teach you guys a quick hack on how to cheat The System™ and get a lot of upfrags on vlr.
Step 1, Hate TMV and spread that hate everywhere.
Step 2, Hate a specific region. It doesn't matter which one just remember to stay dedicated to the bit.
Step 3, type y0y as a reply to every thread created.
Step 4, Either really hate or really love TenZ and/or Sentinels as a whole and don't shut up about it either way.
Step 5, Last step, spam replies and rage bait in every thread you see pop up on the home page.
Step 6, steal.
(Optional step: be funny and attractive like Bruhmphrey)
Stole the idea from some loser yesterday.
Hop on: https://skribbl.io/?n3Cyx6Rk
NEW GAME LINK ABOVE (courtesy of Anoymouse)
100T have the best IGL, best scan init, best op-er, best nepo-baby, argument for one of the best smokers
yawn, eeiu has been better than Le0 for the last 23 years and 16 days
Does the Match MVP 16/4/5 performance in a 13-2 vs FUT solidify his legacy as the GOAT? I think so. This also is not a question, if you disagree you are simply wrong.
TY! That's great cus they don't need 2 translators on stage for non-english/chinese interviews
Is Yinsu frying? Is this great translation? Wanted to know ty
Do any of you in this thread want to enter?
Easiest 2-0 ever, M80 Fighting!
Do you play VGC? So based and cool, we should free certain oppressed states together
most people don't know how to team build for metas like OU etc., so I'm assuming this is easier to set up for an actual tournament.
CANCELLED DUE TO EXISTENCE OF TRYEUE2
Hello, as you may know, I am the greatest Pokemon gamer on this website.
This has been proven through previous iterations of the Bruhmphrey Gauntlet.
I am bringing it back; as a tournament (if anyone reads this post).
Pokemon Showdown! Random Battles (Gen 9) Bo3 per round, rounds dependent on entrants. Winner will get the equivalent of 20 CAD.
I will only run the tournament if we get at least 8 participants, and will take as many as can enter up until June 10th 2024.
Match bracket (facilitated through challonge) will be released after entry period ends, and it will be up to you to schedule and report your tournament battle wins to me (replay links are required). Forfeits will occur after 2 days of no response from point of an opponent contacting you.
Happy battling.
Back in his prime on Jett and pseudo-duelist on Chamber, he was definitely considered such. Obviously not anymore, but there were definitely conversations back then about GOAT status for the dude
It has been written as such:
Whenever a North American duelist talent gets hyped to the stratosphere, their downfall will be doubly so.
TenZ Masters winner into the Sentinels no internationals content era.
Yay Jaccob (greatest duelist ever) Whiteaker, into El (lockerroomproblem in tier 2) Diabl0.
and now... Demon1. https://x.com/ValorINTEL/status/1794056643656786356 Benched for inability to hit anything but heads.
Nothing lasts forever. All empires crumble.
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