Fnat1c

Gets 0 kills in the first 13 rounds, leads team to a decisive 1 round

Surely not his fault, Leo and alfajer getting dropped after Champions, time for the 9th rebuild around Boaster

This Boostio guy seems really grounded and respectful

unfortunately they have no chance at a lower bracket run, it looks like Boaster and Derke have already missed their peak and the team is on a NAVI-esque falloff

Less will singlehandely counter the PRX playstyle

100% a virus link

Nutab1e

After my week vacation (no I did not go outside), I feel like I have been reinvigorated and vow to correct my course and be a better user for the sake of everyone here. I will return to my roots and stick to the based takes and general excitement for the esport that I am loved and renowned for.

No longer will I be generalizing regions on a broad scale, and will simply focus on teams' and players' performance in their current form and recent history (objectively).

I will also be avoiding using derogatory nicknames to refer to regions whenever possible (ie FRAUDMEA, SHITMEA, ZZZMEA, BUMEA) as not only is it not respectful, but generally understood as fact and there is no incentive to keep saying it.

Lastly, I will not be interacting with delusional EMEA fans. As much as they kick and scream and beg their NA daddies to notice them, once I say anything they cry and mass report once their fragile egos are hurt. This is not to say I am without fault, but only to add context to the current state of VLR and why has become not just the cesspool that it's always been, but also now a breeding ground for unfunny, unoriginal shitposting (an overwhelming influx of EMEA fans/baiters spamming braindead coping takes and overrating mid players following Fnatic back to back flukes). Do better.

I would like to apologize to my adoring fans for not living up to my name in recent months, and vow to earn your respect back by being the best version of myself that I can be and returning to being the beacon of truth that this community needs.

Also:
Today is my birthday, so I just wanna give a quick reminder if you haven't hit that upfrag button, SMASH that shit right now. I appreciate all the support, you guys are the best.

valid

Typical SHITMEA fan trajectory

easy 8th place EMEA

np

hanging out with tacolilla

maybe next time trade your teammates

mad that EMEA can't pay real contracts?

This is what people mean when they say EMEA just doesn't want it that bad

my GOAT ardiis would have dumped out in the chair fr

bro deadass taking a smoke break 💀💀💀💀

Thinks he's marved 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

true, rats like to hide there

is he yelling "E WHO??" again?

Agreed, BABYBAY singlehandedly carrying Champions

this is actually crazy 💀

say the f slur again bro, it makes you look funny and cool

nah Asia is cool, BLG smacked NRG around too

was obvious they weren't prepared

We are just happy to see LOUD back in form, don't need to rub the rats' faces in it, I'm sure they have their copes ready anyway

WRG caught off guard by shotgun gaming

won't happen twice

LOUD and NRG are making it out

KRU maybe too, but they have unlucky group

bet 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Good thing 50k is pocket change for you gang, we will persevere🙏

Remember that TL beat peak Fraudnatic and just got 13-2'd by LOUD kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I don't know what this means and I do not want to !

I am ashamed to admit I punched my monitor 😞

Looks better than with sl0ggy and ScreaM 🤷

Maybe put the blame on Jampiss and b0tcass where it belongs

This roster sounds like it wouldn't make a single international event in 2022 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Common BR W

Cant teach that, he's just different

There's a 0% chance he opts for full nicotine withdrawl days before an elim match

He's snus-ing secretly

His team is selling him bro

You'll see next year when he plays for NA, set him up, he's the best in the business

both shit !

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

idk, bro's spitting 🤷

Rare Fnatic flair W

I think shAts hides his snus in the panda, not sure what aspas's deal is

Common queueK W!

I'm just trying to partake in the discourse, why are you cyberbullying me

🐐 thread

Battle of the Sentinels 🤓

Very excited for another good game of Valorant, I hope LOUD wins! Less has been looking really sharp!

Check paypal, just sent you the rent money for the space in your head

I literally have no idea who you are, please cry to your parents or something, I'm not your therapist

Why does this dog keep following me around? Isn't it snacktime or something, occupy yourself

I don't expect you to have the level of self-awareness to ever feel bad, so just hold on to the information I guess