TL can't even beat botvi

sadly, you are finished. LOUD and DRX make playoffs

Drug addict region about to get sent back to the crackhouse

You if you knew the reality of what you're talking about: 🤯

Many college students have gone to college and gotten hooked on drugs, marijuana, and alcohol
Listen, stop trying to be somebody else
Don't try to be someone else
Be yourself and know that that's good enough
Don't try to be someone else
Don't try to be like someone else, don't try to act like someone else
Be yourself, be secure with yourself
Rely and trust upon your own decisions
On your own beliefs
You understand the things that I've taught you
Not to drink alcohol, not to use drugs
Don't use that cocaine or marijuana, because that stuff is highly addictive
When people become weed-heads
They become sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned
Sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned
That's all marijuana does to you, okay? This is mom
Unless you're taking it under doctor's, um, control
Then it's regulated
Do not smoke marijuana, do not consume alcohol
Do not get in the car with someone who is inebriated
This is mom, call me, bye

Ardiis is like an alligator bro, doesn't look like much, but there's POWER behind those legs

did he do something funny

erm neither EMEA team in group D is getting out

Common EG W

amogus

back to reddit lil bro

leave then fraud region enjoyer 😭

All you do is come here and cry for 8 hours a day anyway 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

well if reyna supports it, I guess I gotta try it

will never hit the same as saltnic 😢

can confirm, ive been nicomaxing for years and have serious braindamage

lost

Lot of faith in PRX?

NAVI fans lost their minds after yesterday, all good

So nice to see a region with fans that cheers for all teams, very wholesome

vro is on one today huh

yeah unlucky for FaZe :/

What's gamb0ts excuse though

They even turned DRX into slow default gambling bums for a few rounds

EMEA is a cancer that is hellbent on making Valorant as slow and boring as cheaterstrike

If you were human, you would see BABYBAY getting paid by Riot (best desk analyst we've seen at an international event)

and BABYBAY, POISED, and supa are fielding 7 figure offers for 2024, light work

yeah unlucky, what's gamb0ts excuse

Viewership bad because SHITMEA snoozefest group playing

They would get way more than an ambassador in that case 🤔

Might even become the 51st state

dead flair to dead flair conversation

Welcome to America shitties

Get good or go home

ego1 kinda goes hard ngl

Agreed, EG should just do nothing because FPX is a shit tier team and not worth even bantering with

imagine forcing beef with these no names, they should just stay home /s

Is this what they teach about America in schools?

We're gonna have to send an ambassador over for some education reform I fear

Zyn for old people I think

mCe not gonna be in a position to sign anyone next year kkkkkk

If FUT and EG played 100 times, FUT might get 1 map. They should start prepping for FPX now, that AAAAAYYY guy is gonna absolutely kill them

Very inclusive of you to count South NA teams with NA, real ally type shi

Throw 10-4😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😹🤣🤣🤣😹🤣🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕 ange0 going home💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🤯🤯😹😹😹😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤫cbot you into buzz🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Mako owns you shao 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😭😭😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NAVI just not good

the only person that can actually play Yoru at an international level is TenZ

Remember: Losing a game you should have won gives the team a good feeling

Throw 10-4😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😹🤣🤣🤣😹🤣🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕 ange0 going home💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🤯🤯😹😹😹😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤫cbot you into buzz🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Mako owns you shao 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😭😭😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

mfw I'm a teenager from NA 🤓

Mine exactly the same

Super excited to see Ange0 get dropped and b0tvi still be shit

NAVI couldn't even wait til playoffs to do it and you think you can say anything

Getting grouped 2 events in a row with a seed they didnt deserve is CRAZY

Bro is an avid browser of r/greentext?

rb clears

They're not making it out of groups my friend

FNS and whzy back to back stomping them

LOUD and DRX free quals to playoffs, 2 SHITMEA teams go home winless and sad

Expected but still sad to see this farmers region waste 5 slots at the biggest event in Valorant history

Maybe Riot will learn for next year

I do not respect them, but for you, I will keep it to myself whenever possible

About to lose attack on another attack sided map

dead flair kkkkkkkkk