Aayan
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I think its a downgrade rn, but it's not HUGE. Sacy was decent at champs

posted 11 months ago

vlr is not ready to learn the slang term for arsenal fans

posted 11 months ago

yup, NA quite literally have better MENA and DACH representation than 'EMEA'

posted 11 months ago

get akai back and I think its doable

posted 11 months ago

its probably better for you if you don't remember

posted 11 months ago

yeah cool
maybe I would swap PCF and APK but its a 50/50 really for me

posted 11 months ago

oh damn I didn't see that they requested the sub. That actually makes it really interesting, they should definitely explain why they didn't let them sub. If there's not a good explanation then this is actually a serious problem

posted 11 months ago

fr at the very least hopefully some of these players get picked up in t1.
but ideally we win ascension 🙏🙏

posted 11 months ago

Yes they kinda bs their way into playoffs

I would argue the game was still up for grabs by whoever, its just that the tech issues unfortunately sealed JL's grave

posted 11 months ago

I think its overall bad for the esport if a team with a majority of players who can't play in t1 win. They should either allow an exception for the 18 year old rule for ascension teams or they should limit the amount of players in that criteria. Ascension should be for... well ascending, not for trying to get 2nd place in hopes you get picked up by the 1st place org

posted 11 months ago

hold on what
I had no idea about this, they're all free agents right? (I heard they came through ascension)

there should be rules to prevent this no? like a limit of say 2 players under 18 max by the time the next t1 season starts. Otherwise its a lose lose situation for everyone except the org

posted 11 months ago

demon1??? hello????

posted 11 months ago

dont think so

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posted 11 months ago

wtf i dont remember it going that hard
lmk when you find it

posted 11 months ago

I think (could be wrong) only the grand finals are on LAN

posted 11 months ago

real

posted 11 months ago

I know they don't have akai, but I really want them to go all the way. 'EMEA' is just E right now. I really want to see a MENA team in pls 🙏🙏😭😭

also unlucky for JL, it was super possible but the tech issues were crazy unfortunate

posted 11 months ago

a nice glass of water might help

posted 11 months ago

yeah unlucky for them

posted 11 months ago

holy jinx

posted 11 months ago

so basically give non dive duellists their own class?
I think it makes sense but I don't really think it's that big of a problem

posted 11 months ago

I checked earlier and APEKS were up like 11-2, I just checked now and its 11-10 wtf happened.

posted 11 months ago

o7

posted 11 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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posted 11 months ago

nahhh lmfao

posted 11 months ago

fr. I really hope someone gets picked up by a tier 1 team at the very least

posted 11 months ago

yup they gotta lock in for map 3

posted 11 months ago

crazy clutch

posted 11 months ago

the caption is crazy 💀💀

posted 11 months ago

What needs to happen in this MOUZ vs JL game for them to go through?
or is it cooked

posted 11 months ago

let him see this, that novel would be a best seller in comedy

posted 11 months ago

bello bob

posted 11 months ago

oh wow an actually mature response, cool

posted 11 months ago

yeah its kinda caught on

posted 11 months ago

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted 11 months ago

crashies crashing out
gl to him

posted 11 months ago

the best one I can think of is trembo single handedly convincing like 40% of the viewerbase that aspas is a baiter

posted 11 months ago

inspiring

posted 11 months ago

the lesson I take from this is watching 16 hours of valorant a day pays off. thanks sliggy I will now do that
(I still have no clue how he does it, thats like some next level commitment)

posted 11 months ago

WH?ATT????

posted 11 months ago

I think its unrestricted bc his contract is over

posted 11 months ago

I waited like a year and a half for the recon phantom

posted 11 months ago

too bad KOI already got demon1, they needed a duelist

posted 11 months ago

i was getting too old for minecraft skywars

posted 11 months ago

(igl): Scream

whos ready for round 2

posted 11 months ago
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