Zerphyr1
Flag: Australia
Registered: June 10, 2023
Last post: August 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Quick reminder that NA is quiet as fuck since cNed destroyed them in berlin and they only won because team hold cNed back. Quick reminder that Gold2 destroyed your Sentinels Superstar Team. Quick reminder that Gambit destroyed everyone of you. Quick reminder that you are all quiet since overrated NA onliner TenZ did nothing. Only NA GOATS are yay, aleksandar, crash

posted about a year ago

OpieOP BURGERS I EAT ALL DAY OpieOP VALORANT I CANNOT PLAY OpieOP EU STAR PLAYERS I HAVE TO PAY OpieOP PROPER HEALTHCARE AN OCEAN AWAY OpieOP YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT OpieOP IM NA OpieOP

posted about a year ago

NA, aka 'No Achievements' is the weakest region in the professional Valorant scene. They are specifically known for their clown fiestas and never winning anything worthwhile in the history of Valorant.

posted about a year ago

yeah actually cry about it fatso

walking to the fridge when your mom isnt home to make you dinner doesnt count as working out + you'd have to be socially inept (you btw) to even say "never touched a woman". I've gone to school with literal neckbeards and drug addicsts that get play, seems like you're the only person that even thinks its hard.
And I will keep posting on every sad little thing you say because you are an actual loser and need to be reminded every day, at every opportunity, because going on the way you are now is unsustainable and you will be 40 years old and alone with no prospects while your parents sit around the dinner table and try to figure out where they went wrong raising you.

posted about a year ago

yep

posted about a year ago

Quick reminder that NA is quiet as fuck since cNed destroyed them in berlin and they only won because team hold cNed back. Quick reminder that Gold2 destroyed your Sentinels Superstar Team. Quick reminder that Gambit destroyed everyone of you. Quick reminder that you are all quiet since overrated NA onliner TenZ did nothing. Only NA GOATS are yay, aleksandar, crashies.

posted about a year ago

reply was a bit too late

aww why did u edit ur post

posted about a year ago

I hecking love SEN TenZ, I watch him changing crosshairs everyday and use them in valorant games.
I do go 10-23 in my games but i still believe his crosshairs give me aimbot.
Every kill i get is because of SEN TenZ's crosshair

posted about a year ago

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? Heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. It’s survival of the fittest and you ain’t gonna survive long on VLR by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upvote. This ain’t reddit, kid. This is VLR. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don’t think you’re all that familiar with.

posted about a year ago

As an Australian it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free

posted about a year ago

I was going on a nice walk in the afternoon, when out of nowhere, it started raining bullets. I asked one of the local residents what was going on and they said: "It's Zombs practicing his aim” . I had to go back inside immediately. Shame on you Zombs for ruining my day

posted about a year ago

I was on a date with my girlfriend. She seemed off. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied “Our relationship is Sentinels”
I burst into tears, our relationship was finished

posted about a year ago

yes

posted about a year ago

Okobotro 🗿

posted about a year ago

This is not a rumor. This is not a joke post. What you are about to see is the future of yay in Valorant. I'm new to reporting, so you can doubt me, but when the info is revealed I want you to come back to this post. I'm only so confident making this report because I have the highest trust of my source to deliver this news. It is confirmed.

Yay will be going to BLEED Esports for the upcoming VCT season. LOCKED//IN. He will be replacing former duelist Juicy who is going to do his national service. Yay will be hoping to make a comeback ahead of the Cloud9 debacle which saw him out of VCT for the 23' season.

posted about a year ago

Its been 6 months. He forgot

posted about a year ago

but he also has lots of fans

posted about a year ago

no?

posted about a year ago

ik but I've used afreeca like 3 times before and didn't see this type of behaviour then which makes me believe its from the foreign viewers

posted about a year ago

u mean NA behaviour, most of those people are probably from NA and are using afreeca just to watch this tournament and for nothing else so they don't care if they get banned whereas afreeca is decently popular in asia and so they don't want to be banned

posted about a year ago

theres an x at the top of the screen and it hides all of chat

posted about a year ago

schizo

posted about a year ago

its a mickey mouse tournament I think jinggg playing was more for the hype and entertainment than anything else.

posted about a year ago

map 3 isnt over yet + jinggg is legit playing in map 3 so you can't really use it as an example

posted about a year ago

something renewed the teams terrible form in a matter of a month. Jinggg is gone and there is nothing that can be done so if monyet is good enough prx could keep a similar form

posted about a year ago

but since monyet is not as good as jinggg, midyet is the new problem for prx

posted about a year ago

marved x yay

posted about a year ago

yep

posted about a year ago

and nights monthly trophies

posted about a year ago

and VCT NA playoffs, there are about 6 of those that NA won

posted about a year ago

u forgot VCT NA S1: Masters

posted about a year ago

😳

posted about a year ago

ur also forgetting bangers like the Faze and T1 invitational

posted about a year ago

ur forgetting NA first strike

posted about a year ago

#KissTheRings

posted about a year ago

ah gg then

posted about a year ago

they are trying something new to see if it works well?

posted about a year ago

its only been 2 rounds.

posted about a year ago

still better than midyet

posted about a year ago

what did bro do to you?

posted about a year ago

ye thats my point, mindfreak wasn't even on smokes and forsaken wasn't the second smokes player like he usually is and davai is on controller.

posted about a year ago

"Sen invitational" bro must be on the zaza

posted about a year ago

no way u are counting game changers when chronicle can't even compete in those.

posted about a year ago

no they dont?

posted about a year ago

Fun Fact: Chronicle has the same amount of trophies as the entire North American region

posted about a year ago

bruh did u even see prx's comp on breeze and sunset

posted about a year ago

yep, personally i don't care what team panc is on but as long as he plays on a franchised starting roster then I'm happy.

posted about a year ago

agent ardiis has already destroyed them

posted about a year ago

3

posted about a year ago
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