Zerphyr1
Flag: Australia
Registered: June 10, 2023
Last post: July 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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Aspas >> Cned
Less => suygetsu
Saadhak >>> Ange0
Shao => Caunzin
Zyppan = tuyz

posted about 2 years ago

I turned up the heat ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Like summer's dancing feat ๐ŸŒž
Hard to miss my heartbeat ๐Ÿ’“
You know I won't retreat ๐Ÿ’ช
I ventured beyond the skies โœˆ๏ธ
Seeking secrets that arise ๐ŸŒŒ
In far-off lands where dreams lie ๐ŸŒ 
With open eyes, I realize ๐Ÿ‘€

In this world's vast expanse ๐ŸŒ
Unveiling every circumstance ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
It's a journey, just me, no chance ๐Ÿš€
Facing life's intricate dance ๐Ÿ’ƒ

I might indulge in simple pleasures ๐Ÿ”
But you won't define my treasures ๐Ÿ’Ž
I returned to where I'm from ๐Ÿก
Walked the path, like a rolling drum ๐Ÿฅ
Crossing waters, breaking free ๐ŸŒŠ
In my state, my identity's the key ๐Ÿ—๏ธ
Tell your doubts, "Step aside" โŒ
On enlightenment's journey, I ride ๐ŸŒŸ

Weighty moments mark the trail ๐Ÿž๏ธ
Feel them shaping every tale ๐Ÿ“–
As I enter your world's sphere ๐ŸŒŒ
Strong and resolute, no fear ๐Ÿฆ
If you're clueless, pay attention ๐Ÿ‘‚
Time's ticking, no detention โŒ›
Eager to leap into the fray ๐Ÿš€
With wings of ambition, I'll sway ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
Plunge into the heart of it ๐ŸŒฑ
Embrace the thrill, take the hit ๐ŸŽข
In this rhythm, I'm fully attuned ๐ŸŽถ
Forever in motion, the stars and moon ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒ™

posted about 2 years ago

daily simp4som shit post

posted about 2 years ago

why u come back then?

posted about 2 years ago

bronze take

posted about 2 years ago

Ah, what a great day to be an EMEA fan in General Discussion
Eeeyoo I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NAVI at champions"

posted 41 minutes ago
NAVI vs LOUD in General Discussion
Eeeyoo I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NAVI at champions"

posted 44 minutes ago
NRG LAUGH THREAD in General Discussion
Eeeyoo I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NRG at champions"

posted 48 minutes ago
My sexual identity in General Discussion
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and Iโ€™m fucking retarded but I donโ€™t care, Iโ€™m beautiful. Iโ€™m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 ยฐC. From now on I want you guys to call me โ€œSolโ€ and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you canโ€™t accept me youโ€™re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

posted 50 minutes ago
EU doesnโ€™t deserve off season tournaments in General Discussion
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iโ€™ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iโ€™m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatโ€™s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โ€œcleverโ€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnโ€™t, you didnโ€™t, and now youโ€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kiddo.

posted about 2 years ago

oops mb i changed it

posted about 2 years ago

fayde
Country: Canada
Registered: August 4, 2021
Last post: August 12, 2023 at 10:14 AM
Posts: 99

posted about 2 years ago

get off zekkens dick and just face the fact that victor and crashies are better players

posted about 2 years ago

theres just so much that it feels like its hate since people are criticising his every tweet

posted about 2 years ago

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on VLR by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upvote. This ain't reddit, kid. This is VLR. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.

posted about 2 years ago

calling it now Ange0 goes -18

posted about 2 years ago

normal

posted about 2 years ago

OMG i thought u died OMG send me your number so we can talk there

posted about 2 years ago

who?

posted about 2 years ago

EG๐Ÿ˜‚

posted about 2 years ago

but crashies and victor played better so your point is useless.

posted about 2 years ago

its not just in the game but out as well. The tweets from boostio and demon1 are just disrespectful and the post match interviews are also rude from both of them.

posted about 2 years ago

nice bait

posted about 2 years ago

he didn't ruin wild rift but the guy before him did

posted about 2 years ago

PRX v FUT
EDG V EG
FNC V LOUD
NRG V DRX

posted about 2 years ago

sage aint her strongest map apart from low ranks im pretty sure. Bind her strongest

posted about 2 years ago

GIA 2-0 KRU

posted about 2 years ago

i love readhead

posted about 2 years ago

why did I lose 2 billion dollars from my bank account?

posted about 2 years ago

im going off last years format

posted about 2 years ago

easy. botster goes -30 and jinggg goes +31

posted about 2 years ago

only correct one is china

posted about 2 years ago

they were best when they were VS

posted about 2 years ago

???? flair

posted about 2 years ago

the best pickem for group stage if its the same format as last year.
https://prnt.sc/rl4pO0WEdRnr

posted about 2 years ago

pickle ball

posted about 2 years ago

In Valorant's realm where legends compete,
Two teams clashed, victory their heartbeat,
PRX and EG, their names in the sky,
In grand finals' arena, their destinies lie.

PRX, with Something, F0rsaken, Jinggg, and more,
Determined to rise, to conquer and soar,
A past in third place, a flame burning bright,
Seeking redemption, fueled by their might.

EG, a rising force with skills to enthrall,
Demon1, Ethan, Jawgemo, and all,
C0m and Boostio, a team on the rise,
Defying all odds, they reached for the skies.

In battles past, PRX faced the test,
In lower finals, they put to the test,
Against EG, they fought with fire anew,
But victory slipped, just out of view.

EG, once underdogs, now rising stars,
A turnaround story, rewriting the bars,
From worst to best, a journey they tread,
Their legacy etched, like the tales they spread.

In the grand finals' spotlight, they stood,
PRX against EG, a clash that's so good,
Thirteen rounds unfolded, a tale to be told,
PRX's skill and strategy, they bravely unfold.

Something's return, a star shining bright,
F0rsaken, Jinggg, Davai, and Mindfreak's might,
As EG fought valiantly, gave all they could give,
PRX emerged victorious, a triumph to live.

Thirteen rounds, each a testament true,
PRX's dominance, their mastery in view,
EG fought hard, a challenge they'd face,
But PRX's victory, a grand finals embrace.

In Valorant's arena, where legends unite,
PRX's victory soared to astounding height,
From third place before, they climbed to the throne,
EG, a worthy foe, in battles well-known.

With Something's return, PRX's star burned bright,
In Valorant's tale, a climax of might,
Thirteen to none, a grand finals to remember,
PRX's triumph shining like an ember.

EG, a testament to growth and will,
PRX's dominance, a destiny fulfilled,
In Valorant's world, where champions ascend,
A story of battles, where dreams never end.

posted about 2 years ago

why u copy my post grrrrrrr

posted about 2 years ago

how much sleep

posted about 2 years ago

according to the chances of navi and loud winning each map that you said above; the actual odds are this.

Navi 2-0 (20%)
Navi 2-1 (15%)
Loud 2-0 (30%)
Loud 2-1 (35%)

posted about 2 years ago

Shao legit their best or second best player

posted about 2 years ago

VIZSLA

posted about 2 years ago

he has played at the highest level and does very well with literally every single role

posted about 2 years ago

zucker is legit a reptile he would smoke elon any day

posted about 2 years ago

you need to play 8 hours a day and 3 of those hours are training your aim for the first 3 months by watching videos on movement and aim and then also by practicing your aim in team deathmatch and the other hour is just watching tutorials on a specific agent that you will instalock for the next year. after 3 months you should be plat at least and then start to practice aim 2 hours a day by using aimlabs or kovaaks and team deathmatch (make sure its a good routine). start to learn how to use proper call outs and then just play ranked and watch vct. Also find a good duo. After a year you will be pro

posted about 2 years ago

so the meta changed so much that sentinels went from winning flawlessly to barely making it out of groups in the span of 3 months? The meta doesn't change that quickly bud

posted about 2 years ago

oh it actually isnt

posted about 2 years ago

answer the question

posted about 2 years ago

hmmmmmmmmm say mums

posted about 2 years ago

thats gotta be rickroll you fucking bastard.

posted about 2 years ago

dumb please dont make this agian

posted about 2 years ago
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