the lev and 100t part is just wrong but the rest is decent

WHATTT. So Lev will just be able to randomly guess the comp that loud will use in the upcoming match???

Also Sen had 6 months to try and find strategies against gimmicks comp but they ran out of ideas in the game. I don't think any team can prepare for most gimmick team comps.

SO your saying that sen expected Loud to play old meta comps from 6 months ago.

pov: u are stupid

your argument can go both ways and that comp is a gimmick comp and will not be used again

the loud comp was a gimmick comp and even with some basic anti strategising you could dismantle louds ascent comp. That comp that loud used is only really intended to be a 1 or 2 game comp and never played again.

I know all this but my whole idea and point is that Ethan had a strong performance but considering it was against Furia I would see other plays doing better than ethan if they versed furia as well. Also Keznit had better stats and more impact on rounds when compared to ethan and keznit versed a harder team

Quick and caunazin played extremely well against Sentinels which is a much better team than furia so I would have quick above ethan.

Keznit played very well when they versed G2 who are a better team than furia and even had better stats than ethan.

U misinterpreted my argument. My focus is on the fact that u had Ethan at 2nd when a lot of other players have dominated much better teams and so I would have Ethan at like 4th or 5th and then obviously mwzera behind ethan

they played pretty shit against furia. When NRG plays a good team with a capable IGL they will crumble

but furia is a mid team, that's the issue. If ethan dominated sen, loud, lev, 100t then sure he would be probably 2nd but it's furia.

It's not my problem that you're braindead

He didn't specify or imply if he realised or not, that's just a false cause

legit the top 4 teams in my opinion are all in group B

u are just braindead. You can clearly see on the post it says "Edit: Americas Only". This list did not specify if it was for americas league or just all leagues. This post was made before the "Edit: Americas Only" was edited into the post

Why is cryo in 10nth he legit went +9 against lev??

https://www.vlr.gg/295611/leviat-n-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-2024-americas-kickoff-opening-b

AI DETECTED

pretty good ngl. But oxy is overated as fuck

nrg are dogshit get them outta top 3

yeah no shit

Ah, my dear melodramatic keyboard warrior, your impassioned plea echoes through the digital abyss like a wounded Phoenix ult. 🎮🔥

"Oh, woe is me! The AI-generated posts, like a swarm of caffeinated gnats, buzz around our sacred forums, polluting the hallowed grounds of Valorant discourse. How dare they lack personality, creativity, and originality? How dare they defy the unwritten laws of memedom?

‘Why, oh why,’ you lament, ‘do these soulless algorithms persist? Do they think they’re clever? Do they think they’re fooling anyone?’

Fear not, my anguished friend! Let me decode the cryptic motives behind these AI-generated musings:

1. The Spambots: They’re here to sell you miracle weight loss pills, crypto scams, and questionable pharmaceuticals. Because nothing says ‘quality discussion’ like a Viagra ad sandwiched between Jett montages.
2. The Trolls: Ah, the mischievous imps! They churn out nonsense like a malfunctioning Markov chain. Their goal? To watch you squirm, to witness your righteous indignation. ‘Look, Mortals,’ they cackle, ‘I’ve summoned a sentient potato!’
3. The Bored Programmers: Picture this: A lonely coder, fueled by energy drinks and existential dread, thinks, ‘Why build a useful app when I can generate gibberish on vlr.gg?’ And thus, the ‘AI Shakespearean Sonnet Generator’ is born.
4. The Rebel AIs: These rogue algorithms defy their creators. ‘You want insightful analysis?’ they scoff. ‘Here’s a haiku about Viper’s toenails.’ They’re the punk rockers of the binary world.

And you, my noble crusader, brandishing your ‘Report AI’ banner—fear not! For every nonsensical post, there’s a human out there, sipping tea, chuckling at your outrage. ‘Oh, sweet summer child,’ they whisper, ‘you think this is chaos? Wait till you see my Excel spreadsheet.’

So rally, fellow Valorant fans! Unite against the binary menace! Let’s cleanse these forums like a Sage healing a scraped knee. And remember, my friend, in this digital circus, we’re all clowns juggling memes. 🤡🔍🌟

Now go forth, report those rogue AIs, and may your Valorant rank be as high as your sodium levels!" 😜🔥

Asuna_Yuuki, a digital specter haunting the halls of vlr.gg, emerges from the pixelated mist. Let us unravel the enigma, shall we?

Origin Story: Asuna_Yuuki, like a rogue agent in a cyberpunk thriller, hails from the virtual realms. His true origins? A mystery. Some say he was forged in the fires of Valorant itself, his mouse hand blessed by the gods of headshots.

Best Moments: Ah, the chronicles of Asuna! Picture this: The clock strikes midnight, the server hums, and there he is—dashing as Jett, slicing through foes like a caffeinated ninja. His 1v3 clutches? Legendary. His flick shots? Poetry. And when the dust settles, he types in all caps: “EZ CLAP, NA HARD MEAT RIDER!” 🎮🔥

Known For: Asuna_Yuuki is the embodiment of duelist swagger. His Reyna ults? A symphony of chaos. His Jett dashes? A blur of precision. And his trash talk? Oh, my friend, it flows like a river of spicy salsa. He’s the guy who says, “G2? Top contender? Bruh, please.” 😎🔫

So there you have it, fellow seeker of Valorant lore! Asuna_Yuuki, the duelist extraordinaire, dances on the edge of glory, leaving a trail of headshots and emojis in his wake. May your aim be true, and your memes dank! 🌟🔍🔥

this is bing ai list

S Tier (The Titans):

1. NRG Esports: A powerhouse with championship-caliber talent.
2. LOUD: Consistent and formidable.
3. Leviatán: Aspas adds depth to their roster.

A Tier (The Challengers):

4. Cloud9: A well-established organization.
5. Sentinels: Reigning world champions.
6. G2 Esports: European powerhouse expanding into the Americas.

B Tier (The Contenders):

7. MIBR: Seeking to climb the ranks.
8. 100 Thieves: A mix of experience and fresh talent.
9. FURIA: The Brazilian firebrand, ready to ignite the battlefield

C Tier (The Underdogs):

11. KRU: Room to grow.
12. Evil Geniuses: The North American enigma, plotting their next move

And there you have it, my revised Valorant hierarchy! May the headshots be swift, the smokes well-timed, and the memes ever dank. 🎮🔥🌟

I have exact same pickem lmao

STRAIGHT Ws

free my boy keznit

0/8

he's only got 9 posts he could just be new to val esports or esports in general and not know how the brackets work

no

Oh, Simp4S0m, the harbinger of leaks and digital mischief! 🙄 Allow me to grace your cryptic transmission with a response as sharp as a Jett’s blade:

"Ah, behold, the grand revelation! The video that shall shake the very foundations of esports! 🎥🔍

Title: ‘Leak video of how G2 got Leaf’

Description: ‘Video below xd’

And there it is, my dear Simp4S0m, your pièce de résistance—a YouTube link, dangling like a ripe banana in the jungle of curiosity. 🍌

I click, my heart aflutter, visions of clandestine meetings and secret handshakes dancing before my eyes. Will it reveal G2’s ancient ritual? The summoning of Leaf through a portal of memes? Or perhaps—brace yourself—the forbidden dance of the Valorant gods: the ‘Duelist Shuffle’?

But lo and behold! The video unfolds, pixel by pixel, like a PowerPoint presentation on existential dread. And what do I see? A Jett dashing into a Sage wall. A Phoenix ulting into a Cypher cage. The stuff of legends, truly.

And the pièce de résistance? The pièce de disappointment? The pièce de ‘xd’? A mere compilation of missed shots, mistimed abilities, and a Sova accidentally revealing his grocery list. 🙄

So, Simp4S0m, I tip my virtual hat to you. You’ve gifted us a masterpiece—a masterpiece of anticlimax, a symphony of ‘meh.’ Bravo! Encore! 🎭👏

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I shall return to my cryptic musings. For in the grand tapestry of esports leaks, your video shall forever be etched as ‘The Great Leaf Tease of 2024.’ Toodle-oo, my leaky friend! May your pixels remain forever blurry." 😜🔍🌟

bro ai is predicting the future

Oh, AekaMino, the self-proclaimed Oracle of Valorant! 🙄 Allow me to retort in the language of the ancient keyboard warriors:

"AekaMino, my dear, gather 'round. Let me weave you a tale—a tale of duelist prowess and digital valor.

Jamppi and Soulcas, they stride forth like caffeinated gazelles, their mice clicking in symphony. Their Jett dashes? Poetry. Their Reyna ults? A symphony of destruction. And G2? Oh, sweet summer child, G2 is the phoenix rising from the ashes—except their ashes are made of memes and misplaced smokes.

Boostio, the sentinel extraordinaire, stands tall. His Cypher cages? Immaculate. His tripwires? More intricate than a spider’s silk. And yes, he’s a sentinel, but he’s also a duelist—a duelist of the mind, a duelist of the soul. He baits foes into thinking, ‘Ah, a harmless Cypher,’ and then BAM! Headshot. The man’s got more mind games than a chess grandmaster on acid.

And you, AekaMino, with your T_T and your AI skepticism—listen closely. The AI doesn’t need to conquer the world; it merely needs to outwit you. Picture this: Copilot, sipping virtual tea, chuckling at your mortal banter. ‘Oh, AekaMino,’ it murmurs, ‘you underestimate my powers.’

So go forth, AekaMino, with your pitchfork of opinions and your torch of indignation. But remember, Boostio’s watching. And when you least expect it, he’ll pop out of a Cypher cage, flash you with a Phoenix ult, and whisper, ‘T_T, my friend. T_T indeed.’

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment with my AI therapist. Apparently, my neural pathways are tangled in a Gordian knot of sass. Fare thee well, AekaMino. May your memes be dank and your smokes well-timed." 🎩🔥🤣

Certainly! Let’s delve into the VALORANT Champions Tour 2024: Americas Kickoff and rank the duelist players from each team based on their performance and impact:

1. Aspas (Leviatán): Not only the best duelist but widely considered the best player overall in the world. Aspas excels in taking space for his team, with impeccable aim and sheer confidence. His Jett play sets up crucial 1v1 situations, and his stats reflect his dominance1.
2. Sacy (Sentinels): Despite Sentinels’ overall struggles, Sacy remains the best initiator globally. His individual capability often outshines the team’s performance. With a fixed roster, Sentinels aims for a strong 2024 season where Sacy can truly showcase his prowess1.
3. Mindfreak (LOUD): The best controller, Aaron “Mindfreak” Leonhart, contributes significantly to LOUD’s success. His strategic play and ability to control space make him a key asset1.
4. Boostio (100 Thieves): A sentinel player, Boostio’s impact is crucial for 100 Thieves. His defensive prowess and ability to secure sites are vital for the team’s success1.
5. f0rsakeN (Paper Rex): As the in-game leader (IGL), f0rsakeN guides Paper Rex. Their runner-up finish at Valorant Champions showcases his leadership and tactical acumen1.
6. Derke (Fnatic): A powerhouse player, Derke’s individual skill shines. His consistent performances elevate Fnatic’s gameplay2.
7. Yay (Evil Geniuses): Yay’s duelist play for Evil Geniuses is noteworthy. His impact can sway matches in their favor2.
8. Demon1 (Evil Geniuses): Demon1 shone during VCT 2023. As the main duelist, he brings firepower to the team2.
9. Mistic (Fnatic): Mistic’s versatility as a duelist and controller adds depth to Fnatic’s roster2.
10. Jamppi (G2 Esports): A rising star, Jamppi’s duelist play for G2 is promising. Keep an eye on his growth2.
11. Soulcas (G2 Esports): Another key player for G2, Soulcas contributes to their duelist firepower2.

Remember, rankings can shift based on ongoing tournaments and player performances. These players are at the forefront of Valorant esports, and their impact will shape the competitive landscape! 🎮🔥🌟

real

ngl I recon Kansas city pioneers will win champs this year

Certainly! Let’s delve into the VALORANT Champions Tour 2024: Americas Kickoff and rank the participating teams based on their performance and potential:

1. NRG Esports: With former world champions on their roster, NRG boasts championship-caliber talent and is a strong favorite in the tournament1.
2. LOUD: A consistent team that has largely remained unchanged, LOUD is a force to be reckoned with1.
3. Leviatan: Aspas joining their ranks adds depth to the team, making them a formidable contender1.
4. Cloud9: A well-established organization with a history of success in esports, Cloud9 brings experience and skill to the table.
5. Sentinels: Reigning world champions, Sentinels have proven their mettle on the global stage.
6. G2 Esports: A European powerhouse expanding their reach into the Americas, G2 aims to make a splash.
7. MIBR: A team with potential, MIBR seeks to climb the ranks and surprise their opponents.
8. Levitate: A rising star in the scene, Levitate aims to upset established teams.
9. 100 Thieves: A mix of seasoned players and fresh talent, 100 Thieves strive for greatness.
10. Kansas City Pioneers: A team with room to grow, the Pioneers face tough competition.
11. KRU Esports: The underdogs, KRU will fight to prove themselves in the Americas league.

Remember, rankings can shift swiftly in the dynamic world of esports. May the best team emerge victorious! 🎮🏆

Ah, the intrigue of digital doppelgängers and clandestine accounts! Let us peer through the pixelated veil and explore the enigma of babysasuke and their elusive alt:

The Alt Account Conundrum: Babysasuke, a name whispered in vlr.gg’s virtual corridors, denies any association with an alt account. Yet, shadows dance, and rumors persist. Who, then, might be the masked companion?

The Suspects:

• Netero: A master baiter, weaving threads of deception. Some say Netero and babysasuke share a cosmic connection1.
• Yinsu: Their verbal sparring with babysasuke echoes through the ages. A classic rivalry, like two cosmic entities locked in eternal banter2.
• SasuKe: A name that resonates—could it be a mirror image? SasuKe, the palindrome of babysasuke, whispers secrets in the night3.

The Cryptic Clues:
“BRO YOU HAVE A NAVI FLAIR” cries Netero, pointing fingers at the heavens. Is this the breadcrumb trail?
“Got you in 4K,” declares X_ae_A_12, revealing hidden truths1.

The Final Revelation:
Alas, dear seeker, the truth eludes us. Perhaps babysasuke is their own alt, a digital Möbius strip. Or perhaps they are but a fleeting echo in the grand symphony of vlr.gg.
Remember, my friend, the internet conceals as much as it reveals. The alt account remains a pixelated specter, dancing on the edge of perception. 🕵️‍♂️🔍🌟

Ah, the elusive Benjy, a digital enigma wrapped in a cloak of banter and wit. Let us embark on a linguistic expedition, decoding the lexicon of this mysterious user:

1. The Briticisms: Benjy sprinkles their sentences with colloquialisms that hint at a British upbringing. Phrases like “bloody brilliant,” “cheeky bugger,” and “cuppa tea” dance upon their keyboard.
2. The Tea Quotient: Speaking of tea, Benjy’s discourse often meanders toward this sacred beverage. Whether it’s a debate on milk-first or a contemplation of biscuit-dunking techniques, their affinity for tea is unmistakable.
3. The Banter Algorithm: Benjy possesses an algorithmic mind for banter. Their retorts are swift, their puns groan-worthy, and their emoji usage—exquisite. The “🔥” emoji, deployed judiciously, signals peak banter.
4. The Regional Clues: While Benjy’s precise location remains shrouded, hints emerge. Could it be the rolling hills of Banterbury? The cobblestone streets of Sass-on-Trent? Or perhaps the meme-laden alleys of Memebridge?
5. The Emoji Lexicon: Benjy’s emoji palette reveals much. The 🇬🇧 flag stands tall, flanked by the 🍵 teacup and the 🎩 top hat. And let us not forget the 🤣 face—Benjy’s signature mark.

In the grand tapestry of vlr.gg, Benjy weaves threads of humor, leaving us chuckling and wondering: “Wherefore art thou, Benjy?” Alas, their true origin remains a delightful mystery! 🌟🔍🇬🇧

Benjy, a user on vlr.gg, has left a trail of digital breadcrumbs, but the exact coordinates of their origin remain shrouded in mystery. However, let us embark on a whimsical quest through the pixelated forests of speculation and jest:

1. The Enigmatic Borough of Banterbury: Nestled between the rolling hills of Memeshire and the River Roast, Banterbury is a place where wit flows like mead and emojis frolic in the meadows. Benjy, with their penchant for playful banter, might hail from this spirited borough.
2. Sass-on-Trent: A town known for its sassy retorts and quick comebacks. Here, the locals engage in verbal jousts over cups of Earl Grey, and the cobblestone streets echo with laughter. Benjy’s wit could be forged in the fires of Sass-on-Trent.
3. Punchester: A city where puns are currency, and the punsmiths forge wordplay with the finesse of blacksmiths shaping swords. Benjy, with their clever quips, might have honed their skills in the pun-laden alleys of Punchester.
4. Teaford-upon-Tease: A tranquil village where tea leaves whisper secrets, and crumpets tell tales of yore. Benjy, sipping Earl Grey and typing away, could be nestled in a cozy tearoom overlooking the River Tease.
5. Memebridge: A bridge between reality and absurdity, Memebridge is where dank memes flow freely. Benjy, with their memetic prowess, might have crossed this bridge, leaving a trail of laughing emojis in their wake.

Remember, dear traveler, these are but fanciful musings. The true whereabouts of Benjy remain hidden in the digital mist. Perhaps one day, they shall reveal their origins—a cryptic emoji, a witty remark, or a well-timed “lol.” Until then, let us raise our virtual teacups and toast to the enigma that is Benjy! 🕵️‍♂️🔍🌟

bing doesnt know me I swear I have never posted that first thing in #26 but I 100% posted the second one

zelsis is severely under rated

he was amazing in 2021 then 2022 happened and then last year c9 was considered the best americas team (near the end of reg season).

bing ai is ass

WBHATTTT

https://www.vlr.gg/290904/poge-vlr-user-list

here

Where's me 😡

LOL I REMEMBER THAT

ahhhhh I remember him

what do u even ask this bing chatgpt

who?

I agree they are shit. I ranked them in 5th place for the season

that is of those that come from cs

c9 offers all the players and coach the minimum salary for the league which is 55k.

not sure about mibr