Zerphyr1
Flag: Australia
Registered: June 10, 2023
Last post: July 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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your barber will know. wdym? All barbers know the goat Mako

posted about 2 years ago

they aint getting any clout brother.

posted about 2 years ago

Flair check

posted about 2 years ago

only problem is that it's costly

posted about 2 years ago

cry is free

posted about 2 years ago

ZZZZzzzzz

posted about 2 years ago

fpx if they could play in reykjavik

posted about 2 years ago

they still play in the second roster for EG. EG mainly scrims against their second roster to now reveal any strats and to practice set plays ect... None of them will move to the main roster tho.

posted about 2 years ago

??? its a great game?

posted about 2 years ago

... oops

posted about 2 years ago

so your that teamate...

posted about 2 years ago

comparing shit like this is terrible. Firstly one of those maps were fracture which will be banned I assume. Firstly forsaken had to switch to duelist from flex then cgrs could only play gekko on every single map who is a sub and bottom fragged literally every single game. They are different teams practically don't compare shit like this.

posted about 2 years ago

"almost"

posted about 2 years ago

ok now I know ur just a fan boy or your baiting. 0/8

posted about 2 years ago

????? what are you on about?

posted about 2 years ago

prx I recon would be the favourites but very very slightly.

posted about 2 years ago

what are you waffling about? I don't understand american

posted about 2 years ago

it would make sense to move to another franchised team if they could. It is more secure as you know you will have to move teams in 2 years if u want to keep playing. Also they get paid more.

posted about 2 years ago

mine is similar https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/c8338933

posted about 2 years ago

but when he also dies first that doesn't really matter as much. first deaths are just as important as first kills. a top duelist should have almost 2x more first kills to first deaths

posted about 2 years ago

but he also has one the highest FDPR, he is barely even positive in terms on first kills to first deaths. The part you are going on about another tournament which is irrelevant to this one.

posted about 2 years ago

oh no

posted about 2 years ago

like 5pm

posted about 2 years ago

Top 10 in no order:

Lev vs Xset, Haven, Round 24. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek8ErxPkh0g
Just an insane ace that is super underrated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLaBzx0FhYg
First 6k at an international event, and by keznit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VayjzrI6ThA
Iconic Hiko 1v3 clutch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCnTFYIUy8
Jinggg 4k. https://youtu.be/ga1C02Z-9Mc
Suygetsu 4k to win. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-YAHacQKI
Ardiis 1v3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY61_L5_9os
Mako, Out of this world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch_leAaYK0U
Insane 1v2 clutch from alfajer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EepAHWLX0_Q
Enzo 1v3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo14k2l3ZR4

posted about 2 years ago

Hotel Mario

posted about 2 years ago

OMG NO WAY THAT WOULD WORK SO WELL OMG YOU ARE SO GOOD YOU SHOULD MAKE MORE POSTS LIKE THIS

posted about 2 years ago

we are talking about the second best team this year since fnc is obviously the best. Regional placements still show how good teams are. If KRU won this champs would u call them the second best team? No you obviously wouldn't. You can't just say regional placements don't matter when they 100% do and that's why they determine who makes the international events.

posted about 2 years ago

i would not call EG the second best team in the year so far since they did shit at lockin even tho they versed bot teams which were TH and Talon and then they barely even made top 6 in their own region and came 3rd in regional playoffs.

posted about 2 years ago

BC LOGIC SAYS SO AND I DECIDE WHAT LOGIC IS.

posted about 2 years ago

who cars?

posted about 2 years ago

it was 7°C yesterday

posted about 2 years ago

are you okay in the head?
Firstly both EG and PRX insta ban Haven so whichever team bans haven the other team will have the advantage for the ban.

If prx win then they will go team B. I am yet to see a single team who wins the coin toss go with team A.

Lets say EG ban Haven like they always do then thats good for you since then you can ban fracture. This gives Team B the advantage, now lets say EG pick Pearl which they do often as their first pick, this is prx's best map so they can simply chose another map in which they are good at and EG are not. Then EG will have the choice between 3 maps and which one to ban, lets say they ban Bind this leaves prx to choose what map is last whereas EG can only leave it down to 2 maps.

Basically when you choose team B you can play around what your opponents choose or ban whereas if your team A you can't play around your opponents.

posted about 2 years ago

mibr wins without heat

posted about 2 years ago

Neon uses ult and gets 4 kills but then Neons ult runs out and Neon has no bullets in their gun so they die.

posted about 2 years ago

Yes but you would pick team B so you can ban Second and pick second.

posted about 2 years ago

he is making his own drop shipping course.

posted about 2 years ago

so it would be easier for certain roles to do better than others like the duelist role. Also aim was sorta the deciding factor for teams.

posted about 2 years ago

yes. Whoever picks the right side gets to chose between Team A and Team B

posted about 2 years ago

they are probably paying their team a very small amount since they are not playing currently but they are paying them enough so they don't leave and become a free agent.

posted about 2 years ago

they are DONE. They are probably to burnt out since i know boaster and mini spends like 14-16 hours a day creating strats, preparing and scrimming and I assume the other players spend a lot of time like 10 hours of scrimming and preparing. That would get tiring especially if you do that for almost 3 months straight with only like 1 week off.

posted about 2 years ago

blah blah blah I will get bingo first

posted about 2 years ago
  • EG get more than 1 kill during the match
  • Demon1 will not get sick and will play at the event
  • Nobody dies within the first 0.1 second of the game.
posted about 2 years ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about 2 years ago

currently in all of valorant. I don't think any tier 2 player would be in the top 25 bud.

posted about 2 years ago

EG won 2-1 against edg which was the same as LOUD and both EG and LOUD beat EDG with very similar total rounds won and lost. DRX did kinda troll against EG with the map veto and agent composition. DRX also just played worse in general but they played well against FNC.

posted about 2 years ago

i don't think he is underrated. Most people would put him in top 25. I would have him at like 19th, is that too low compared to where you would rank him?

posted about 2 years ago

mCe proved that but ye she sorta did with jawgemo and boostio.

posted about 2 years ago

International games won this year.
NRG - 5
Liquid - 1

posted about 2 years ago

LOL your team is already out bud? you got to focused on hating on other teams that you forgot liquid are out 0-2.

posted about 2 years ago

ye both teams are decent on pearl but prx have the advantage on pearl since it's their best map.

posted about 2 years ago
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