Zerphyr1
Flag: Australia
Registered: June 10, 2023
Last post: August 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Posts: 8369
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he was being sussy with his meat on stream

posted about a year ago

silver 3

posted about a year ago

u can stream whilst there

posted about a year ago

ye, unless its one of the opponents best maps then they could probably try and play split

posted about a year ago

that sucks bc my play style is very passive and I play to win not to get kills which is why my kd is decent but my acs is slightly above average

posted about a year ago

yes bc these other orgs just picked up random ascendant players. Apart from ccg

posted about a year ago

only twitter users bc they have lost all form of logical reasoning. They are calling him a pedo for no reason. Hes not a pedo but a disgusting person

posted about a year ago

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/Zerphyr%230000/overview

my win rate is 64% but i cant rank up bc when I lose a game I lose between 22-20rrr and when I win I win between 16-18rr.

Anybody know how I can fix this issue.

even for this game https://tracker.gg/valorant/match/a6327249-bf8f-4c31-abf0-03a517426653
people were higher rank but I only gained +15rr bc I did mediocre.

It might just be stupid OCE ranked tho

posted about a year ago

wouldnt be you

posted about a year ago

wtf is that snus

posted about a year ago

wait so whats the point in this game if both teams qualify anyway with no seeding advantage if they win as well

posted about a year ago

they update live as blg are destroying rng so the odds for rng go up but before they were 3.5/1.2 or smth

posted about a year ago

ranked or pro? just go to a past fnatic game on vlr and there are tons of vods

posted about a year ago

i cant even tell what this mf is saying bc he keeps mumbling and his voice is... 🤓

posted about a year ago

weirdo (joke). But maybe u need to calm down on the video games

posted about a year ago

hilarious. also whats with the navi flair

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

he left :C

posted about a year ago

I got mine illegally but you cant do that anymore only back in like 2018

posted about a year ago

the odds have gone down a lot probably bc people noticed how crazy they were and started betting on rng lol.

posted about a year ago

just like what geospliced said ASE just look like a better team and are much more coordinated and have an extra layer of depth in their strats and executes that Tyloo just doesnt have. ASE also just has better players in general so I have to say ASE 2-0 especially after a dominant win against 4AM

posted about a year ago

i love edward

posted about a year ago

hes the head coach. After watching some gen.g vods he does do the walkouts and goes on stage ect...

posted about a year ago

so the team would be called edward game changers

posted about a year ago

would the gen.g coach count? elmapuddy

posted about a year ago

and I hate being so good

posted about a year ago

just because u dont like it doesnt mean a gun is "dumb"

posted about a year ago

nrg and blg

posted about a year ago

3 good ones is a good night market. Dont say "only". I legit got nothing unless u count soulstrife or nebula

posted about a year ago

bump

posted about a year ago

ofc its the sentinels fan

posted about a year ago

there definitely is

posted about a year ago

rat

posted about a year ago

that one

posted about a year ago

I meant that galaxy one forgot what called

posted about a year ago

wronski better fr.

I think we qual to masters dude, like boom the 3rd best asian team, we smashed them in scrims, not smashed them like we beat them and then their excuse is that they were lagging or some shit and they stopped the scrim.

posted about a year ago

i got 2 blues, 4 greens and then neptune sheriff and soulstrife ghost. Shit is ass

posted about a year ago

I wonder.

posted about a year ago

wtf

posted about a year ago

idk when I look it up for some reason it says minecraft has 170million active users whilst they only have 240million downloads. There is no way over 2/3 of people still play minecraft after they downloaded it

posted about a year ago

bro does not know 🙏

posted about a year ago

real

posted about a year ago
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