ratio + I was right fool
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ratio + I was right fool
https://twitter.com/ShopifyRebels/status/1640511635189276672
you cannot clutch against this man. scientifically impossible. coldest mf in history
faze cant get any more negative press, pick him up
as of march 25th, SEN roster will look different from now to this match
thats not even their worst roster change at this point lmfao
"Have you heard about Mwzera? This guy is an absolute beast in Valorant. His aim is so precise, it's like he's using an aimbot. He's always one step ahead of his opponents, predicting their movements and outplaying them with ease. Mwzera's game sense is on another level, he knows exactly when to push and when to hold back. And his clutch plays? Simply unbelievable. He's like a one-man army, taking down entire enemy teams on his own. It's no wonder that Mwzera has become one of the most feared players in the game. When he's on the server, you better watch out, because he's coming for you."
i dont think the comparison is really there cuz overwatch was dead before overwatch 2 was released
Have you seen Tenz play Valorant? That guy is an absolute monster! His aim is so precise, it's like he's got an aimbot built into his brain. He can take out an entire enemy team on his own, and make it look effortless. I swear, every time I watch him play, I'm convinced he's a cyborg or something. Tenz is the kind of player that makes you want to quit the game and never pick it up again, but also inspires you to get better and better until you can compete at his level. All hail the king of Valorant, Tenz!
it can write valorant copypastas. We live in the world of AI.
"If you're looking for a Valorant player who embodies the word 'unstoppable', look no further than Bonkar. This guy is an absolute beast on the battlefield, with an unparalleled combination of aim, game sense, and pure determination. I've seen him take on entire enemy teams by himself and come out on top, and it's a thing of beauty to watch. Bonkar's aggressive playstyle is matched only by his strategic mind, making him a lethal force that can't be underestimated. Every time he pulls off a clutch play, I find myself cheering at my screen like a madman. It's clear that Bonkar is destined for greatness in the world of Valorant, and I can't wait to see where his journey takes him next."
toast was probably so excited when they were up 3-2 lmfao
astronomically based. Understand why they picked him up now
dazzle getting dropped?
is something really that good? japan is like really bad so i wonder how he would do against good players
back in the day skyblock was an addiction
have like 2k hours in that
vlr community cup maple burgers team. we are NA in EU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaoCKErN2NE&feature=youtu.be
how did they lose that round? the most winnable shit ever.
madlions dropping their roster after this lmfao
fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him. rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.
i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”
"Never reveal the strats, which is literally 'anyone but me, go kill'" Bonkar, Art of War
Godkar solos L4rrate
no i was just inspired by his latest tweet, and also the fact he made an alt valorant account to play in some micky mouse tourny with his friends
tweet: https://twitter.com/zekkenVAL/status/1636402630548238338
this dude definitely has an alt account on the site right? i mean out of all the pros hes definitely the most troll to do that.
franchising btw
wake up babe trembo is mad at something again
spir of the moment maybe? he probably had offers from other teams, and c9 had the chance to have the best player in the world
marved is the most wasted 6th man in the whole partnership program
underrating lockin, easily the best grand final we've ever had
ardis has 1 more stream before we see NRG yay lmfao
would be a great fit in many ascension teams and he was waisted as 6th man.
I think he wnated this as well, as on his youtube he said he was bored being the 6th man many times lol
everyone thought riot was crazy that c9 originally wasn't going to get in, but i guess riot just had the epic behind the scenes info the fans did not have and now its making a lot of sense
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