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Does anyone know the name of Boaster's cat?

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babysasuke

EMEA VCT writers need to be fired and barred from working in esports holy shit

This is the worst shit I've ever seen

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SEN_FAN335
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that was the worst VCT segment i've genuinely ever seen, including t2 lmfao

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Breloof
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You just can't do a segment like this for a team like FNC that attracts a lot of fake fans. So fucking hard to watch

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AstroGalaxy
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TTHEE TETHER DEFAULT

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Orangepanda
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🫵🏼😭😭😭🤣🤣 you fell off. Yukky, acethegamer30,, simp4s0m clear you 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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canyon
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calm down dawg we all know you broke skinny virgin irl ranting on vlr won't help 😭

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yukky
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why are you calling him skinny virgin 😔😔

nothing wrong with bro being skinny

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yukky
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wait don’t involve me bro

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Orangepanda
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I will always remember you bro. You are the VLR stat guy right

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yukky
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thanks man

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K4ziuHa
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karma no?

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canyon
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Lothar Labs clears

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babysasuke
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Please allow me to take 15 minutes to glaze a chamber trip in kitchen lookin ass

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number1_cNed_fan
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this is the reason why na is better than us

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SEN_FAN335
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pacific content unfortunately clears all

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Kuracpimpekkitadjoka17cm
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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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