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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Trexx is more internationally proven than trent

Trexx won vs optic and kru to get out of group stage and lost to Prx and fpx (the 2 finalists and the same 2 teams that beat optic later on in the same tournament)

Ascension counts as international level? 🤣 trents biggest international achievement was going 0 2 in iceland

Agreed trexx clears

Where can i watch it

When are they playing

😍

Fut clears

How about u wake up when dfm wins a series

Greatest club of all time is a dogshit club according to you

Dfm vs heretics😲😲

exceptionally scarce W

High ascendants play against immortals all the time and you're telling me theres no difference with diamond? Put an ascendant 3 in diamond lobbies and he drops 30 every time. Also even with low rated immo3 players the difference between immo3 and immo1 is again huge idk what the fuck you're talking about

I wish

The most braindead thing I've ever heard

Okobotro 🗿

Crouch spray low skill game sadly

Rip my hero

Not a commendable achievement

Top 4 champs and attended more lans than all of g2 members combined

This team will achieve a grand total of nothing 🔥 📛 🥶 🧊

Rip okobotro 🗿

U aint him blood 😭⁉️☠️

I wondrr who the hardstuck ascendant is

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Bump

Thank you for your input, sadly we dont give a fuck

Free my boy he aint do nun

100t will win redbull again and will be a proven S tier team!

Ethan clears all of those mutts

Okobotro 🗿

He probably helped sign this coach

Okobotro 🗿

Bumping your own bait cause it got no reactions is embarrassing dawg 🤣

Okobotro 🗿

Bro's doing tricks on it 🗿

Okobotro 🗿

holy W

they win it fs

Who won an international event without playing his best agent a single time

FNC NAVI FUT at start of year, everything else is braindead

hater

In the midst of my amusement on the waterslide, a colossal shadow engulfed the entire pool, casting a momentary pall over my joy. My gaze ascended, revealing the imposing figure of Ardiis, who descended upon me with purpose. His entry into the pool, a grand leap, generated a formidable wave that rendered me unconscious.

Upon regaining my senses, I found myself ensnared within the confines of a frigid, squalid chamber. There, Ardiis stood, broadcasting his exploits in the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch, engaging his audience with a remarkable verbosity, uttering the word "bro" an astonishing 254 times in a mere three sentences. Bewildered, and driven by hunger, I discovered my restraints were crafted from chocolate. I hastened to liberate myself, all the while remaining inconspicuous, presuming I was confined to what I assumed was his maternal abode.

My explorations yielded an exit, whereupon I encountered a furious throng of Brazilians brandishing blowtorches and pitchforks, their chants decrying Ardiis as a racist and a failure. Unperturbed, I sought swift departure. Yet, as I approached the threshold, Ardiis, with his immense hand, restrained me, whispering in my ear with a mellifluous tone, "You're not going anywhere, pumpkin pie," and, "Daddy's going to resolve this swiftly."

Stepping outside, he performed a flamboyant aerial maneuver, conjuring five knives around him, dispatching the Brazilian crowd with a frightening ease. Terrified, I resigned myself to fate. Ardiis approached, each step resonating like a drumbeat. Upon reaching me, he settled down, stating that I had grown cold, necessitating his warmth. After some time, he ushered me back into the malodorous basement, disrobing in the process. He proceeded to inspect me, licking my ear, only to be suddenly overcome with embarrassment. He released me, acknowledging his grievous mistake — all along, he had mistaken me for a chocolate egg, his profound disappointment etched upon his face, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Poopies

i wholeheartedly agree

Are you wining in life tho?

John cena my favorite wwe player

Derke would have dropped 30 kills minimum every game on na tier2

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly this quote hit 😔