Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: July 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Posts: 1234
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Bro has that ipv9

posted about a year ago

Cned fell off qw1 clears

posted about a year ago

Very funny, let me just copy and paste the joke that the guy above me made

posted about a year ago

Ik that tacolilla was a bot but no way do people think that lev will be the best team in americas with a mid igl who can only frag

posted about a year ago

G2 flair

posted about a year ago

? What about tex

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

Leviatan engl0sh comms wont work either sadly

posted about a year ago

What the fuck does that mean kobe bryant

posted about a year ago

This loud will decimate g2

posted about a year ago

3/4 emea teams in quarterfinals isnt a real champs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

Everyone was underestimating loud coming into 2023 idk what you're talking about

posted about a year ago

Are you genuinely retarded?

posted about a year ago

Delusional, same was said for 2023 and look what happened

posted about a year ago

Shouldn't even be considered a hot take but Loud will be better than Leviatan in 2024 even after losing aspas

posted about a year ago

Mrfallin clears kingg

posted about a year ago

You'd be terribly wrong sadly

posted about a year ago

What does that even mean 🤣 😂

posted about a year ago

Ye a good duelist will make a team with a mediocre igl the best team itw!

posted about a year ago

Putting lev ahead of nrg with demon1 and ethan?

posted about a year ago

Feature should be added on normal vlr ngl

posted about a year ago

I dont have it either, maybe you're using vlr+ or whatever its called

posted about a year ago

Alfa raze indtead of cned and yetujey sentinel would go hard

posted about a year ago

Ronnie james Dio clears all of the names you've mentioned

posted about a year ago

Point a gun at Vanguard and make it comply

posted about a year ago

Shitty excuse plus tomaszy is in kcorp now so its his old roster aswell

posted about a year ago

Tomaszy clears him

posted about a year ago

1 FUT
2 FNC
3 either kcorp cause of tomaszy or koi

posted about a year ago

Nope

posted about a year ago

0 cope kru and nrg were some of the worst teams in champs along with liquid. Navi fut giants would decimate all of them

posted about a year ago

U are immortal and u didnt know how to call for util?

posted about a year ago

My entrying has improved tenzfold

posted about a year ago

Okobotro 🗿

posted about a year ago

I wish 😔

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

You're plat 🗿 deserved

posted about a year ago

Reported for harassment

posted about a year ago

He tweeted that he doesn't want to igl next season. I honestly like this

posted about a year ago

The manufacturer had to stop making them after reading this list

posted about a year ago

Please dont 🙏

posted about a year ago

Diamond 3 take 🗿

posted about a year ago

Clears cned sadly

posted about a year ago

Theres a difference between dropping 20 against a team while also outcalling them and going 0-2 to the same team

posted about a year ago

Boaster dropped 20 vs blg, fenis dropped 0-2

posted about a year ago

Oda would NEVER. One piece clears aot

posted about a year ago

Yappety yap yap

posted about a year ago

🤣🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

This might actually be free money

posted about a year ago

Flair*

posted about a year ago
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