Mikejones69
Country: United States
Registered: May 26, 2023
Last post: April 27, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Posts: 399
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At this rate SEN will Lose to Furia aswell.

posted 1 day ago

KRU's win was the best case scenario for SEN
Now SEN's Group has got an additional playoff Spot.

So now

SEN can Qualify If

-NRG needs to beat EG
-SEN needs to beat LOUD and FURIA 2-0
-G2 wins against Mibr 2-0 and lose 2-0 to LOUD.
-But SEN can go through on Map differential as well if G2 drops 1 Map against LOUD

posted 4 days ago

Try this combination

H² and O

posted 5 days ago

Nah Trade Chet 🐍 with mcE 🐍

posted 1 week ago

Bro is also rude towards BerLin and C9.

posted 2 weeks ago

Just Look at NRG's YouTube video thumbnails.
It has either demon1 doing this 🤫 or 😯

posted 2 weeks ago

Don't know about him being good but he definitely is a 🐍

posted 2 weeks ago

Nearest Airport (NA).

posted 3 weeks ago

How ?

Youtube Quality 1440p
Twitch Quality 1080p

posted 3 weeks ago

Now you must be feeling SaD ?

posted 1 month ago

Lmao FNS igling hahaha
FNS had victor,crashies, S0m and ardiis.
Still he lost to Billi Billi not once twice
And got his career fked and is now a streamer

So the question is Did FNS also missed yay ?

posted 1 month ago

Nah Bro stick with it
W name just like that chinese goat name hfmi0dzjc9z7

posted 1 month ago

He has been on C9 for 3 years but still can't play Sova WTF.

posted 1 month ago

tarik
shroud
Autimatic
Stewie2K
Hiko

Head Coach: M0e
Assistant Coach: Ocean

posted 1 month ago

"I don't know, BOMB BOMB BOMB"

posted 1 month ago

Demon1

posted 1 month ago

Fenis already has one

posted 1 month ago

SEN ban breeze
PRX ban Icebox/ Split (Unlikely as PRX are good at split)

posted 1 month ago

If not for s0m carrying his old A55.
He would be in Diamond lobbies.

posted 1 month ago

Sykko and BcJ (Nepotism) duo will nerf Daddy Nismo this season 🤣

posted 1 month ago

TenZ is good at Omen than tuyz that's what really matters.

posted 1 month ago

Kayo has no pronouns it is a f*cking Robot wtf

posted 1 month ago

China Fix

Merge the region in to Pacific or add korea, japan to that region. So, that we don't get 4 Ass teams from one region in champs

posted 1 month ago

⚡️🗿 ?

posted 1 month ago

🤡🤡🤡

Trash org that keeps on winning and brings in record viewerships.

Go touch grass

posted 1 month ago

Botssi 🗿

posted 1 month ago

Zekken had more ACS, First Bloods than MiniPoo. (In all maps combined)
He was 18-14 against him (+4)
And most importantly zekken's team won.
I don't know what Op is smoking.

posted 1 month ago

Just Like NRG had 0% chance of losing to Billi Billi.

posted 1 month ago

Cant wait for this boomer's new Youtube Video "The Cheating Side of Valorant" 😉

posted 1 month ago

Fenis is not live

posted 1 month ago

Now I get it why he twerks so much 💀

posted 1 month ago

Players

Asuna
cNed
yay

Coaches

Sykko
Immi
Chet

Streamers

Willius
Jollz
Wardell

posted 1 month ago

There is no second monitor in VCT to snipe lol.

posted 1 month ago

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 1 month ago

C9 (Yappers)

FNS
S0m
Subroza
Shanks
Dasnerth

posted 1 month ago

It's FNS or Finesse
Fenis is what y0y is to yay no ?

posted 1 month ago

They need to drop Immi aswell that kind of bald buff ain't working.

posted 1 month ago

Johnqt pied Against NRG on Ascent Map 2
But Reversed pied on Map 3 Split.

posted 1 month ago

He started the hate first.
Now it's time to face the sweet chin music.

posted 1 month ago

Classic EMEA Production.

posted 1 month ago

Haha Exactly he's a Manchild.

posted 1 month ago

Absolute Cinema Clears.

posted 1 month ago

Why would he support 🐍 org which fked his career.

posted 1 month ago

Blud gets PTSD from those rape allegations posts on vlr.gg whenever he sees the forum section

posted 1 month ago

johnqt also was shooting bodies against 100T and LEV.

posted 2 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 2 months ago

Agree.
Can stand those Odin Gay spam from cauanzin on Ascent.

posted 2 months ago

Yeah but they got cleared by a collegiate team

https://youtu.be/M2CH_UGELIU?si=aN-MXz5HPybMCwGP

posted 2 months ago
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